#;; Admin Coco

[insomniumhq]

hey lovely, i think the species are a little messed up the family page. some of the species don't seem to much. like the freya and keelin family, given that vincent is the bio father of any of their kids, they would all be at least part witch and the kids that are bio keelin's would be part werewolf.

Hiya lovely! Thanks so much for bringing this to my attention. Nik was a mistake on my part, I will update this now! As for children inheriting the ability to practice magic, the show is a bit vague around this, but we have gone with the lore that children of witches do not necessarily inherit the ability to practice magic. Such as we are aware Kol and Freya practiced magic, we also are not lead to believe that the other Mikaelson children practiced magic, despite being the children of Esther. We have decided that like how we all inherit select traits from each parent, some of these children become witches and some do not. Most do however inherit the ability to practice magic, but we have played around with the families to make it a bit more interesting with the genetics and what children inherited what. When it comes to vampirism and wolves, since they are curses they are automatically inherited. I really hope this made sense! Do keep in mind however that we are very flexible on species and the like, all you have to do is ask!

[slavhew]

22/12/2023

Secret Santa

[witch-hat-strugglers]

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Sprocket: (cram-studying)

Sprocket: …...Argh!! (gets up, leaves the room)

(...)

(Sprocket comes back dragging Coco Bandicoot by the arm, plops her next to her, goes back to studying)

Coco Bandicoot: (cuddles up to Sprocket) Better?

Sprocket: Better.

[fandomflotilla]

Things Beacon Students are No Longer Allowed To Do: Rule 52

52. The game “Jetpack Joyride” is now banned on campus.

52 a. Jetpack Joyride is now banned from being spoken of on campus. Stop telling freshmen the machine gun powerup is “based on real events” or “instructional”.

52 b. While we were all impressed by how high Ms Adel got, and it may eventually be a useful tactic against Grimm in specific situations, the method of testing she used was unacceptable. Anyone who tries to replicate her stunt is getting automatic detention and kitchen duty. (What on earth were you thinking???? You did so much damage, the Beacon repair teams are now on suicide watch, and you traumatized half of campus! Even with my semblance we could barely clean that mess up. - Prof. Goodwitch) (Okay, but you have to admit it was badass. - Coco) (You now have two more weeks of kitchen duty, Ms Adel. - Prof. Goodwitch) (…fuck. - Coco)

52 c. To all students: Recoil is not an acceptable form of aerial propulsion. (… - Ruby) (… - Yang) (… - Nora) (Glynda, could you please come to my office - Ozpin) (…*sigh* - Prof. Goodwitch)

52 c i. Edit: Recoil is not an acceptable form of aerial propulsion outside of training areas and combat. (Better? - Prof. Goodwitch) (Quite. Thank you Glynda. - Ozpin)

Extra Context:

In case anyone is wondering what on earth I’m referencing, here’s a clip from “Jetpack Joyride”

In case it’s not clear what Coco did, that is a machine gun strapped to his back.

[notebookmusical]

i'm really going to miss the wennbergs, not just because wenny's so fun to watch on the ice, but also just felicia and wenny continuously supporting the queer community (among others) and emphasizing that hockey is for everyone regardless of what some people (cough cough gary bettman cough cough) say and for them to be traded to the rangers of all teams ... just fucking sucks.

[fckthtgetmoney]

@ontheoutsides is trying to get me to move to seattle and after today i'm about ready to...

long story short, the community college i work at recently got food service on campus and they added in seafood items (i.e. shrimp, crab, and lobster) which i am severely allergic to. but we're supposed to use the new food service for event catering on campus.

i mentioned to the vp of my department about my concerns and she got mad at me for calling it out in a group email (forgot to just send it to her) and reamed me in an email that was just to me.

so yeah, looking at jobs in seattle now bc i don't want to work somewhere that wants me to use a place that cross-contaminates for event catering and puts me at risk of hospitalization.

[neo-admin]

angrily wrapping gifts while singing along to Coco's Un Poco Loco 🪇

[hiddenwashington]

@youllalwaysbemyporcelain said : Was that [ALEJANDRO PUENTE]? Oh no no, that was just [MIGUEL], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [COCO]. They are [TWENTY FOUR] years old, use [HE/HIM], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.{ooc: atlas, can I reserve an oc spot in twilight with park seonghwa as the fc please?}

accepted! welcome to washington d.c. miguel rivera [alejandro puente]! please send in your account within 24 hours! please be sure to take a look at the checklist now that you've arrived! we look forward to seeing you around the city!  **a twilight oc (park seonghwa fc) is reserved for atlas until 7/15 at 2:38 am est.

[kentosbabes]

CEO Toji who hires you as his personal assistant as soon as you step through his office doors. As soon as he looks up at you his breath hitches, you're wearing a blouse that exposes the top of the black lace bra you wear underneath, and you keep pulling down the bottom of your skirt that stops mid-thigh. Your glasses are pushed up to your nose as you look at him so innocently through the lenses.

CEO Toji who doesn't waste any time before saying "You're hired". His rough hand finds you back as he guides you through the glass doors and into your new office, which joins with his. He shows you the ropes of what he wants from you, keeping him on schedule, talking to clients, and completing overall admin tasks etc.

CEO Toji who now can't wait to come to work even though he doesn't show it. As soon as he walks through the front doors of the building, you hand him his morning coffee and go through his schedule for the day with a bright smile on your face. He just smirks down at you watching as you practically have to run to catch up to him as he takes big steps compared to your much smaller ones.

CEO Toji who adores how flustered you get when he calls you pet names. "I have the report you asked for, sir" The words leave your mouth so innocently, but he can't help the bulge in his trousers that begins to make itself present. "thank you pretty girl" his words making your cheeks flush red as you hand him over the papers.

CEO Toji who cant help but stare at you. The view from his desk provides the perfect view of you as you work. He can't hold back the thoughts that plague his mind every time he looks at you. His eyes trail from the curls that fall down your back to the way your back curves and your ass sticks out as you type on your computer. Your glasses falling down your nose and your red lips moving as you pick up the phone.

CEO Toji who hasn't felt this way since his ex-wife was around. He hates the feeling he gets when he sees you talking to Gojo the owner of one of his rival companies. He can't take his eyes off the way your hand grabs onto Gojo's shoulder as you laugh at his jokes, and how Gojo places a soft kiss on your knuckle as he leaves your office flashing a wink to Toji before leaving.

CEO Toji who for the first time in ages takes off his wedding ring every time he sees you. Although his ex-wife wasn't the best and he was the one to divorce her, he always kept on the ring yet he had the urge to destroy it whenever you were in his line of sight.

CEO Toji who admires how kind you are and how easily you're able to make people feel comfortable in your presence. He can't stop the smile that covers his face as he sees you offering doughnuts to your co-workers after a long week. "Hi sir, would you like one?" you ask softly looking up at him, his eyes pierce into yours. "call me Toji love," he says before grabbing a doughnut and biting into it.

CEO Toji who just thinks about how sweet you would taste as he bites into the doughnut. He imagines how your lips would taste of strawberries and sugar, and your soft skin would have a hint of coco as he kisses up your neck. but for now the sweet doughnut will have to do.

CEO Toji who cant help but blur the lines between you two. He sees the glances you give him as he paces up and down his office and how your eyes fix on his lips as he talks to you in the morning. After his last meeting he heads back to his office assuming no one would be there, yet he sees your desk light on as you sit on the couch with your laptop on your thighs presumably still working.

CEO Toji who strolls into your office with a smirk "You waiting for me sweet girl?" he asks watching as you squeal with shock. "sir I didn't know you were back yet" you let out, placing your laptop beside you, and walking towards him. "Toji, please call me Toji no need for formalities ma" You nod your head letting out a quick "Sorry sir" which makes him chuckle.

CEO Toji who places his hand on your cheek bringing your eyes up to meet his. His hands are rough and his hair is a little messy, probably from running his fingers through it from stress. "you're a real cutie aint ya" he says moving your chin slightly to get a proper look at you in the dim lighting. "so pretty" he mumbles his face inching closer to yours "you want it?" you only give him a quick nod, as you practically pool at his feet in his touch.

CEO Toji who tastes of cigarettes and a hint of whiskey as he kisses you. The kiss is rough and sloppy but you don't mind. Your much softer and sweeter lips struggle to match his pace. The mewls and whimpers you let out as he kisses you has him going crazy inside. You want to stop and question what this all means but the way his hands grip on your waist and his lips suck on your own has you too dizzy to think of anything else but him

-repost of this because the tags weren't working for a week and have finally been fixed :)

Part 2 here

Masterlist

[hey-i-am-trying]

I want to make a love letter here to Xandão.

If you guys don't know Xandão is a portuguese(as in european) admin.

They play a lot of characters including Alexandre(the capybara), Agent 18, portuguese speaking Cucurucho, it looks like they played at different times as Bobinho(the portuguse speaking bunny) AND Ronnie (I believe it is the name of the english speaking bunny), not sure if the characters have more than one admin playing them but he did played them both, they also played Coco(one of the white creatures of the egg island), also Pon Pon(the penguin)

They occasionally also become a pig or a bear just to mess with Bagi in her new home.

They created both the feather enigma that made Cellbit almost lose his mind, and the flower enigma that almost drove Bagi nuts.

They were also the admin responsible for the enigma twins lore during the murder of the workers, including writting Cellbit's childhood letter.

It seems they were also responsible for Em's moms' lore during the prison event.

They spend a lot of time in Bagi's pov, and although Bagi is loved here on Tumblr, I know she is not even closed to be a popular main, so I don't think people notice how much they have done for this project.

They spent time with Bagi when most creators were on the Vegas trip, and Bagi was alone a lot on the server because of that

They were the ones to try to calm Bagi down after the loss of the naval battle during Purgatory 2.

They and Bagi always have this playful banter dynamic, no matter the character they play, Bagi almost every time recognize their writing pattern and when she doesn't they end up dropping hints about their identity.

So thanks to Xandão for always trying to be kind to Bagi and making efforts to make her laugh, Xandão is so funny and their rp is also very incredible.

[insomniumhq]

would you accept new families?

We would! We’re very encouraging of any plots anyone wants to do, including creating a family for their muse! Characters can also, of course, have children out of any relationships or families so can have wc’s of children to be filled also. Did this make sense? I’m running on 4 hours sleep and lots of coffee today, so I do hope so! Any other questions, please do ask!

[slavhew]

17/01/2024

coming back to sonic after 10 years away . honey im home

[tinyhrry]

F1 Fic Recs

Carlos Sainz

ure not the only one @matchaverse

just a bite @uglyducklingofthe2000s

u cant buy class

never forget you @norizzsainz

treat u better @tinycoffeeroom

Charles Leclerc

like an unknown sign @nouvellevqgue

enchanted to meet you @leclercloml

kisses & wishes @thef1diary

love and leo @poetsblvd

bday princess

both of them @lewisvinga

the masterplan

right person wrong time @rosyblooom

spring festival @hemmingsleclerc

wrong number @ham1lton

broken house @boiohboii

this @harrysfolklore

growing family

guilty as sin @astonmartinii

home ties

golden couple @leclercmode

so good to me @pucksandpower

eternal sunshine @afterglowsainz

Lando Norris

bragger @yeahxsurexokay13

the slip up @loveluvrs

pressure @flawdchaos

all credits to moi @uglyducklingofthe2000s

sand is the enemy

long awaited debut

makes me feel tall

keep trying

bruised

shes so precious

shes nobody

just want you

me or her

the race and the girl @mirohlayo

love unwrapped @thef1diary

just friends @tinycoffeeroom

more than enough

they don't know about us @rosyblooom

Barcelona @afterglowsainz

breakfast for 3 @pierregazly

drinks and jackets @of-many-fandomss

future NHL star @edwardslvrr

look me in the eyes @its-avalon-08

too gentle @propertyofwicked

hot wings

Aussie @planetpiastri

u came, u called @dilemmaontwolegs

tell me u love me @ynsbarbbb

lucky charm @coco-loco-nut

fav uncle

princess party @5sospenguinqueen

my ex is a footballer @captainreecejames

so American @lizlovestofangirl

ideal weekend @yeahxsurexokay13

cats outta the bag

nurse he's out again @lewisvinga

u deserve so much more than that @hotmencore

espresso @landososcar

my dawg @sharlsworld

steal ur girl @fastandcarlos

drunk in love @f1loverrr

Oscar Piastri

still kissable @uglyducklingofthe2000s

orange tabby @maxiemclaren

my heart hurts @its-avalon-08

bleeding love @mirohlayo

mclaren admin @afterglowsainz

ive got u @pierregazly

one year ago @nouvellevqgue

passing time @yuujtadori

u r in love @leclercsredhelmet

glue song @ham1lton

birthday buddies @thef1diary

pr nightmare @leclercstarrs

we don't know anything about girls @russellsppttemplates

2 lonely friends @claypgeon

pr nightmare

sniff sniff

being a wag is hard

no, just no

n they were roomates

Spanish @timmyholland

used to be mine @pucksandpower

great blind date @ferraridepartment

its not hate @jackhues

when she called @sof1shticated

growing pains @5sospenguinqueen

birds of a feather @lovekunpr

something stupid @taasgirl

shots @jo-com

adoption and legos @edwardslvrr

Grid

open or closed @venusacrossthestars

loving siesta @inblurtub

a star at home @uglyducklingofthe2000s

ruptured

grid kids @formula-nyoom

we are the people @claypgeon

little norris

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Sprocket: (noticing Coco Bandicoot frantically scribbling on a chalkboard) ?

Sprocket: Hey, Coco. What’re you doing?

Coco Bandicoot: (erasing) I’m trying to solve this mathematical equation, but I can’t figure it out!

Sprocket: (reading the chalkboard) Oh, that one. Yeah, it is pretty hard. What have you got so far? Maybe I can help?

Coco Bandicoot: (writing) Well, I’ve measured every angle and calculated their value. Then substituted this with X and this with Y.

Sprocket: (picking up chalk) I see, but that means we can’t use Y for any negative number.

Coco Bandicoot: I know, but that’s pretty normal for this formula.

Sprocket: (writing) So X equals the degree of the first angle and Y is at least twice the value of X.

Coco Bandicoot: Yes, and the total is 176.67 and Z is unknown.

(2 hours later)

Sprocket: So, the logarithm didn’t work, but now we know Z = X - 17 + Y^2

Coco Bandicoot: But this corner is not part of the equation! What was the lowest value we got so far again?

Sprocket: 26.

Coco Bandicoot: Ugh! Too high for X!

Sprocket: Wait! But that means X is half the value of the sum of both corners! And X = Z + 17 - Y^2, so-

Coco Bandicoot: Y-You’re right! And Y can’t be negative so it has to be above 0! 26 is too high for X, but…

Coco Bandicoot: 26 + 23 = 49… so… 7!

Sprocket: That’s 17 + 39, 56… And Y and Z… 13… 66… 49…

Coco Bandicoot: So 7 and 49. Which means 49 - Z = 34!

Sprocket: So then-

Coco Bandicoot: Z equals-

Sprocket and Coco: 15!

Sprocket and Coco:

Sprocket and Coco: (blushing, staring into each other's eyes, holding hands)

Spyro: ...Okay, I know I'm not an expert on math or romance, but seriously, somebody please explain to me what in Skylands just happened here!

[bigboobyhalo]

I think it hurts because like . yeah those are dapper and pomme's admins. but in-universe, coco and caramel aren't dapper and pomme... they're just similar . they're so similar they're so so so similar and so when bad sees caramel playing the flute or coco killing a chicken his heart melts because he can almost pretend he has his kids back . he can almost pretend he's back on quesadilla island, staying up late with dapper and pomme like he always does . he's filling the round hole in his heart with a square peg and I just know it'll end badly