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[fartemis-crock]

@crashedthemode​

“Look-- kid.”

Why is she doing this? Artemis had no fucking clue. All she knew was that the injustice society had no problems killing kids, and that for some reason, she didn’t want this one to get caught in the cross-fire.

“Do yourself a favor and--        stay to the side.”

[fyrapartnersearch]

Why can't I hold all these cool stories?

CURRENT CRAVINGS: Please see this GDoc, because I have some plots I’d like to try! I’m primarily interested in original plots and characters; setting them in original worlds or fandom worlds is fine. I am not interested in playing canons other than as side characters/world filler as of right now.

DISCORD: KYLO REN AT CHILI’S#8808

  PERSONAL PREFERENCES

I’m over eighteen, and would prefer my partners are, too. This doesn’t mean I’m interested in NSFW-heavy plots; I do not write smut. It just means I’m more comfortable writing and interacting with other adults.

I consider myself to be lit-adv. I tend to enjoy partners in the lit+ category, but as long as you’re an enthusiastic and engaging partner, I don’t care about perfect grammar. I would rather write with someone just as involved and excited as I am, than I would with someone who isn't very engaging but knows exactly what to do with obscure punctuation.

I’m not interested in playing only one type of character or playing against only one type of character. I typically don’t enjoy writing with people who are only interested in playing one type of relationship dynamic or one kind of character (such as only m/f, playing the female, or m/m, playing the “bottom”). I have no problem with these dynamics or characters at all, nor do I have an issue playing against them. I just prefer more variety, compromise, and opportunity.

 OOC chatter is really important to me. I can’t write with someone that I don’t feel like I can get to know. I’m looking for friends, not a faceless reply robot. I won’t communicate over any medium but Discord. I've tried Kik, Hangouts, etc.; they just don't stick for me. If you would prefer first contact be through email, you can shoot me a quick message and your handle to jordrps@gmail.com.

I’m fine with threading in a GDoc or a server, but I will not thread over DMs. It’s difficult to have OOC chatter and the thread over the top of each other.

If you're looking for a partner that writes a reply a day without fail, that's not me. I prefer that we don't have "posting schedules” or set posting times, because I find that it turns writing into a chore. It's great if you reply immediately, and it's totally okay if you need a week to figure something out! You’re absolutely free to poke me. I’m not always the most mindful. However, I’m not going to reply every day. Three to four times a week is my frequency.

  PLOT PREFERENCES

I’m interested in both fandom and original settings, and I’m down for playing both canon characters and OCs. I don’t necessarily prefer one or the other. 

I definitely prefer canon doubling from my partners in fandom plots; I mesh better with people who do a little give-and-take when it comes to that. If you only play one canon character or only play OCs against canons and won’t play canons, I don’t think we’ll work.

I can play as many characters as needed, whether it's just one or it's six. Whatever our story calls for, I can manage that. In fact, I would love to play multiple “main” pairings so we can both get what we want, versus a single main pairing (unless it’s a pairing/dynamic we both like equally well). I find more than one facet to a plot really interesting, and multiple characters helps flesh out a story’s dimensions.

I’m absolutely interested in joining groups, so please don’t be shy about asking me to participate in plots with more than two players. So long as they don’t involve me writing sexual NSFW, we’re Gucci; everyone else writing NSFW isn’t a deal breaker for me.

Multiple threads and plots at the same time are no issue for me. In fact, I love the idea that we click so well that we just can't stop coming up with good ideas! So definitely don't be afraid to pitch something new to me, whether it's because you want to switch gears (and drop a thread for another), or want to do everything at once.

Romance is a must for me! I prefer slow and agonizing journeys to get there, but my attention is best held by romantic chemistry between characters.

I can provide writing samples upon request, though I never require them from my partner. Additionally, I have some plots written out if you're interested in that sort of thing. Otherwise, we can brainstorm together!

  FANDOMS

I’m very much a fandom player. I’m always down for AUs, or inserting our own characters into the plots of fandoms! This is in no way a complete list; never be afraid to ask if I’m into something! I’ve probably forgotten a hundred things I love. 

Most of my fandoms will have favorite canon characters listed with them, both who I like playing and playing against; you’re always welcome to ask about others not listed.* There’s a good chance I’m pretty good with them!

*I will play OCs in every fandom, but I might not play canons in every fandom.

  ALWAYS

The Bartimaeus Trilogy (Nathaniel, Kitty Jones, and Bartimaeus), DC (any Titan, Jinx, Arthur Curry, Steve Trevor, Circe, and Diana Prince), Elder Scrolls (player canons and/or OCs preferred, but feel free to ask about canons), Fallout: New Vegas and 4 (Arcade Gannon, Paladin Danse, R.J. MacCready, Arthur Maxson, Veronica Santangelo, Cait, Rose of Sharon Cassidy, and player canons), Game of Thrones (Sansa Stark, Robb Stark, Jon Snow, Cersei Lannister, Jaime Lannister, Ramsay Bolton, and Willas Tyrell), His Dark Materials (OCs preferred), Hunger Games (OCs preferred), Inception (Arthur, and Eames, but OCs preferred), Marvel (Peter Parker, Scott Lang, Bucky Barnes, Miles Morales, Loki Laufeyson, Thor Odinson, Gwen Stacy, Jean Grey, Ororo Munroe, Kitty Pryde, and Megan Gwynn), Miraculous Ladybug (Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste), The Mortal Instruments (Simon Lewis, Raphael Santiago, and Alec Lightwood), Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo, Annabeth Chase, Will Solace, Piper McLean, and Leo Valdez), Star Trek (Jim Kirk, Leonard McCoy, S'chn T'gai Spock, and Pavel Chekov), Star Wars (Obi Wan Kenobi, Jacen Solo, Jaina Solo, Jagged Fel, Mara Jade Skywalker, Rey Skywalker, Poe Dameron, Luke Skywalker, Boba Fett, Sintas Vel, and Ahsoka Tano), The Walking Dead (Glenn Rhee, and Negan), Warriors (Firestar, Squirrelflight, Jayfeather, and Hawkfrost)

  SOMETIMES

Boku no Hero Academia (Bakugo Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Shinsou Hitoshi, Kaminari Denki, Kirishima Eijiro, Todoroki Shoto, and Uraraka Ochaco), Bungou Stray Dogs (OCs preferred, but feel free to ask about canons), Digimon (OCs preferred), Dragon Age (Fenris, Cullen Rutherford, Cassandra Pentaghast, and Dorian Pavus), Final Fantasy VII (Cloud Strife, Zack Fair, Reno, and Sephiroth), Harry Potter (Narcissa Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Regulus Black, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and Luna Lovegood; play my favorite ship with me, and I'll do whatever you want, literally.), Mystic Messenger (Choi Saeyoung, Han Jumin, Kang Jaehee, and Choi Saeran), Naruto (Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Gaara, Hyuuga Hinata, and Uchiha Sasuke), Ouran High School Host Club (Ootori Kyouya, Hitachiin Hikaru, and Hitachiin Kaoru), Pokémon (Red, Blue, N, Guzma, and player canons)

  NOT SURE, BUT WILLING TO EXPLORE

Avatar: the Last Airbender (particularly Zutara), Eragon, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiznaiver, The Legend of Zelda, Soul Eater, Steven Universe, Tokyo Ghoul, Twilight, Yuri!!! on Ice

  GENRES

For the most part, I’ll genuinely play most any genre! Of course, everyone says that, but then they shoot down all your suggestions because everyone has stuff they don’t like doing. I’ll try to make this as brief as I can, and know that if something isn’t listed, but you’re pretty sure (based on everything else) that I’m into it, then definitely let me know what you’re thinking!

SETTINGS

A/B/O (I will not play only alphas for only omegas, nor will I play overly trope-y, non-con, “boys love”/"yaoi" plots.), Age of Sail, alien worlds/alien invasions, celebrity, fairytales and mythology (including “inspired by” retellings), fantasy (including medieval, urban, and high fantasy), alt-historical and modern royalty, mutants/gifted, organized crime, science fiction (especially including aliens), some historical (excluding medieval, colonial, and the Roaring Twenties/Great Depression), supernatural, Victorian (especially the London ton), post-apocalyptic

PAIRING DYNAMICS

arranged marriage (I’m always down for slinging our characters together, whether or not they want to. It’s always a bonus if their families hate each other.), enemies to lovers (I love conflict of any sort, especially romantic!), human x not-human (The not-human must be sentient.), bad guy x good guy, intellectual x emotional, captive x captured (especially when the captured is willful, annoying, and full of fight), step-siblings (I don’t play step-parents x step-kids, so please don’t ask!), status/power imbalances (such as characters being from different socioeconomic strata or different ranks/positions in an organization), celebrity x bodyguard (I’m okay with the celebrity being the son/daughter/offspring of someone famous!), famous x not famous, rivals of any sort, unwilling traveling companions, unwilling soulmates

  If any of this interests you, please feel free to reach out to me however! I'm really looking forward to hearing from you!

[rp-dreamland]

Why can't I hold all these cool stories?

CURRENT CRAVINGS: Please see this GDoc, because I have some plots I’d like to try! I’m primarily interested in original plots and characters; setting them in original worlds or fandom worlds is fine. I am not interested in playing canons other than as side characters/world filler as of right now.

DISCORD: KYLO REN AT CHILI’S#8808

TIMEZONE: CST

PERSONAL PREFERENCES

I’m over eighteen, and would prefer my partners are, too. This doesn’t mean I’m interested in NSFW-heavy plots; I do not write smut. It just means I’m more comfortable writing and interacting with other adults. 

I consider myself to be lit-adv. I tend to enjoy partners in the lit+ category, but as long as you’re an enthusiastic and engaging partner, I don’t care about perfect grammar. I would rather write with someone just as involved and excited as I am, than I would with someone who isn’t very engaging but knows exactly what to do with obscure punctuation.

I’m not interested in playing only one type of character or playing against only one type of character. I typically don’t enjoy writing with people who are only interested in playing one type of relationship dynamic or one kind of character (such as only m/f, playing the female, or m/m, playing the “bottom”). I have no problem with these dynamics or characters at all, nor do I have an issue playing against them. I just prefer more variety, compromise, and opportunity.

 OOC chatter is really important to me. I can’t write with someone that I don’t feel like I can get to know. I’m looking for friends, not a faceless reply robot. I won’t communicate over any medium but Discord. I’ve tried Kik, Hangouts, etc.; they just don’t stick for me. If you would prefer first contact be through email, you can shoot me a quick message and your handle to jordrps@gmail.com.

I’m fine with threading in a GDoc or a server, but I will not thread over DMs. It’s difficult to have OOC chatter and the thread over the top of each other.

If you’re looking for a partner that writes a reply a day without fail, that’s not me. I prefer that we don’t have “posting schedules” or set posting times, because I find that it turns writing into a chore. It’s great if you reply immediately, and it’s totally okay if you need a week to figure something out! You’re absolutely free to poke me. I’m not always the most mindful. However, I’m not going to reply every day. Three to four times a week is my frequency.

PLOT PREFERENCES

I’m interested in both fandom and original settings, and I’m down for playing both canon characters and OCs. I don’t necessarily prefer one or the other. 

I definitely prefer canon doubling from my partners in fandom plots; I mesh better with people who do a little give-and-take when it comes to that. If you only play one canon character or only play OCs against canons and won’t play canons, I don’t think we’ll work.

I can play as many characters as needed, whether it’s just one or it’s six. Whatever our story calls for, I can manage that. In fact, I would love to play multiple “main” pairings so we can both get what we want, versus a single main pairing (unless it’s a pairing/dynamic we both like equally well). I find more than one facet to a plot really interesting, and multiple characters helps flesh out a story’s dimensions.

I’m absolutely interested in joining groups, so please don’t be shy about asking me to participate in plots with more than two players. So long as they don’t involve me writing sexual NSFW, we’re Gucci; everyone else writing NSFW isn’t a deal breaker for me.

Multiple threads and plots at the same time are no issue for me. In fact, I love the idea that we click so well that we just can’t stop coming up with good ideas! So definitely don’t be afraid to pitch something new to me, whether it’s because you want to switch gears (and drop a thread for another), or want to do everything at once.

Romance is a must for me! I prefer slow and agonizing journeys to get there, but my attention is best held by romantic chemistry between characters.

I can provide writing samples upon request, though I never require them from my partner. Additionally, I have some plots written out if you’re interested in that sort of thing. Otherwise, we can brainstorm together!

FANDOMS

I’m very much a fandom player. I’m always down for AUs, or inserting our own characters into the plots of fandoms! This is in no way a complete list; never be afraid to ask if I’m into something! I’ve probably forgotten a hundred things I love. 

Most of my fandoms will have favorite canon characters listed with them, both who I like playing and playing against; you’re always welcome to ask about others not listed.* There’s a good chance I’m pretty good with them!

*I will play OCs in every fandom, but I might not play canons in every fandom.

ALWAYS

The Bartimaeus Trilogy (Nathaniel, Kitty Jones, and Bartimaeus), DC (any Titan, Jinx, Arthur Curry, Steve Trevor, Circe, and Diana Prince), Elder Scrolls (player canons and/or OCs preferred, but feel free to ask about canons), Fallout: New Vegas and 4 (Arcade Gannon, Paladin Danse, R.J. MacCready, Arthur Maxson, Veronica Santangelo, Cait, Rose of Sharon Cassidy, and player canons), Game of Thrones (Sansa Stark, Robb Stark, Jon Snow, Cersei Lannister, Jaime Lannister, Ramsay Bolton, and Willas Tyrell), His Dark Materials (OCs preferred), Hunger Games (OCs preferred), Inception (Arthur, and Eames, but OCs preferred), Marvel (Peter Parker, Scott Lang, Bucky Barnes, Miles Morales, Loki Laufeyson, Thor Odinson, Gwen Stacy, Jean Grey, Ororo Munroe, Kitty Pryde, and Megan Gwynn), Miraculous Ladybug (Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste), The Mortal Instruments (Simon Lewis, Raphael Santiago, and Alec Lightwood), Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo, Annabeth Chase, Will Solace, Piper McLean, and Leo Valdez), Star Trek (Jim Kirk, Leonard McCoy, S'chn T'gai Spock, and Pavel Chekov), Star Wars (Obi Wan Kenobi, Jacen Solo, Jaina Solo, Jagged Fel, Mara Jade Skywalker, Rey Skywalker, Poe Dameron, Luke Skywalker, Boba Fett, Sintas Vel, and Ahsoka Tano), The Walking Dead (Glenn Rhee, and Negan), Warriors (Firestar, Squirrelflight, Jayfeather, and Hawkfrost)

SOMETIMES

Boku no Hero Academia (Bakugo Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Shinsou Hitoshi, Kaminari Denki, Kirishima Eijiro, Todoroki Shoto, and Uraraka Ochaco), Bungou Stray Dogs (OCs preferred, but feel free to ask about canons), Digimon (OCs preferred), Dragon Age (Fenris, Cullen Rutherford, Cassandra Pentaghast, and Dorian Pavus), Final Fantasy VII (Cloud Strife, Zack Fair, Reno, and Sephiroth), Harry Potter (Narcissa Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Regulus Black, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and Luna Lovegood; play my favorite ship with me, and I’ll do whatever you want, literally.), Mystic Messenger (Choi Saeyoung, Han Jumin, Kang Jaehee, and Choi Saeran), Naruto (Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Gaara, Hyuuga Hinata, and Uchiha Sasuke), Ouran High School Host Club (Ootori Kyouya, Hitachiin Hikaru, and Hitachiin Kaoru), Pokémon (Red, Blue, N, Guzma, and player canons)

NOT SURE, BUT WILLING TO EXPLORE

Avatar: the Last Airbender (particularly Zutara), Eragon, Howl’s Moving Castle, Kiznaiver, The Legend of Zelda, Soul Eater, Steven Universe, Tokyo Ghoul, Twilight, Yuri!!! on Ice

GENRES

For the most part, I’ll genuinely play most any genre! Of course, everyone says that, but then they shoot down all your suggestions because everyone has stuff they don’t like doing. I’ll try to make this as brief as I can, and know that if something isn’t listed, but you’re pretty sure (based on everything else) that I’m into it, then definitely let me know what you’re thinking!

SETTINGS

A/B/O (I will not play only alphas for only omegas, nor will I play overly trope-y, non-con, “boys love”/"yaoi” plots.), Age of Sail, alien worlds/alien invasions, celebrity, fairytales and mythology (including “inspired by” retellings), fantasy (including medieval, urban, and high fantasy), alt-historical and modern royalty, mutants/gifted, organized crime, science fiction (especially including aliens), some historical (excluding medieval, colonial, and the Roaring Twenties/Great Depression), Southern gothic, supernatural, Victorian (especially the London ton), post-apocalyptic

PAIRING DYNAMICS

arranged marriage (I’m always down for slinging our characters together, whether or not they want to. It’s always a bonus if their families hate each other.), enemies to lovers (I love conflict of any sort, especially romantic!), human x not-human (The not-human must be sentient.), bad guy x good guy, intellectual x emotional, captive x captured (especially when the captured is willful, annoying, and full of fight), step-siblings (I don’t play step-parents x step-kids, so please don’t ask!), status/power imbalances (such as characters being from different socioeconomic strata or different ranks/positions in an organization), celebrity x bodyguard (I’m okay with the celebrity being the son/daughter/offspring of someone famous!), famous x not famous, rivals of any sort, unwilling traveling companions, unwilling soulmates

If any of this interests you, please feel free to reach out to me however! I’m really looking forward to hearing from you!

[steviestevington]

all of them quarentine questions babe!😘💕❤️

Why thank you angel ! 😘💕❤️

1. Animated character that was your gay awakening?

Don’t think there was one

2. Grilled cheese or PB&J?

Grilled cheese

3. What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on?

Uhh idk literally anything on tv I vaguely like if there isn’t anything I want to watch on

4. Your go-to bar order, if you drink?

I don’t ew

5. What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?

my electro threads

6. Top three cuisines?

idk italian, thai, chinese

7. What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?

Neither of my parents can remember lmao

8. What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?

Idk I’ve only had 2

9. Look up. What’s directly across from you?

A window

10. Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?

A lot of signed bvb stuff and some stuff signed by american idol contestants from years ago

11. Preferred way to spend a rainy day?

Ohhh snuggled up to my boy under a warm blanket while watching some good shows!

12. What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?

I only care for cream cheese tbh

13. Brunch or midnight snacks?

Midnight snacks

14. Favorite mug you own

I have a bambi mug I stole from the disney store that I love lmao

15. What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?

None I hate coffee

16. Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)

I ain’t got time for doing this one lmao

17. Fruity or herbal teas?

Idk the only tea I ever drink is snapple and it’s peach so fruit?

18. What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?

My Little Pony

19. That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?

The Outsiders

20. Do you match your socks?

All my socks are the same

21. Have you ever been horseback riding?

Hell yeah

22. What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)

Ohh definitely dragons or owls

23. Have you ever been to jail?

Nope

24. What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?

Literally don’t care lmao

25. Puzzles?

They’re pretty funky

26. You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?

Mango juice

27. What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?

The animal section

28. What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?

Idk not much honestly

29. Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?

Panic at the disco

30. Where could someone find you in a museum?

Dinosaurs

31. What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?

I have some dresses I used to wear but never do anymore but they’re cute

32. Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?

Sunset colored clouds

33. If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?

Wolf

34. Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?

Idk it’s a mix

35. You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?

It would be dat boi and it’d go on my leg somewhere

36. Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with

Don’t wanna lmao

37. Lakes, rivers, or oceans?

Rivers

38. Favorite mid-2000s song

I don’t know when any songs I like were even released adfdfdsdf

39. How do you dress when you’re home alone?

T-shirt and pj pants

40. Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?

The end of the couch in the corner of the room next to my birds cage

41. Knives or swords?

Knives

42. A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving

Heathens by 21P

43.Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie

Thirteenth year

44. Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?

None of these lmao

45. Name a classic Vine

hi welcome to chilis

46. What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?

stouffers meals

47. How do you top your ice cream?

I don’t

48.Do you like Jello?

Fuck yeah I do

49. What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?

Idk I wish I had much better photos of the Impractical Jokers show I went to years ago

50. How are you at climbing trees?

Pretty decent but not amazing

[panicsprey]

HI WELCOME TO CHILIS.

TAGGED BY: I stole it from the dash TAGGING: if you have a pet, consider yourself tagged~

SPEED: It really depends tbh. If I have the time/energy and I know what I want to write, I can smack out four replies in an hour. Or? I could go two weeks with nothing but random semi-ic and crack. Especially with lately, I’ve been really exhausted and lacked the motivation, so I’ve been slow as molasses. I’m a little faster with like, Discord RPs? ‘Cause I can finish them at my desk at work a lot. But when I’m at home.... it depends on if Tugboat is allowing, if I can diviede my attetnion, or if I have the muse for it. So.... bank on slow.

REPLIES: It really depends, again-- if it’s a thread that I have a lot of muse for, or if I’ve been anticipating the reply, or if I can instantly think of what Izuku would say? Odds are you’re gtting a really really fast reply. If I don’t have time to instantly read it, or need to think, or if it’s, frankly, a really long one? You may wait a little while. I try to reply to starters first, and inboxes, but it really depends... I tend to be middle fo the pack in terms of speed overall.

STARTERS:  I’M ATROCIOUS AT WRITING STARTERS. I’m not even gonna unbold that because, tbh, I suck at them. I love getting starters, but seriously unless I plot with you? Odds are my starter is going to feel really.... idk, I just really don’t like starters when I come up with them. I love plotting them, and working on them, and if it’s all mapped out and I have an idea? Great! But if it’s just like for a starter, and you like it, I will guarantee I’m gonna be like “.... well.... shit.” hahaha

INBOX: aggressive clapping come into my inbox invade my inbox hit me in the face with your ideas or questions or headcanons or whatever I love inbox stuff! I’m always very shy to jump into other people’s inboxes. . . . but I need to get better about it. Honestly, the inbox is for shenanigans, and I love when it is used as such. Also never be afraid to send memes or the like- if I can’t think of a reply, I’ll let you know, but I tend not to delete inboxes. ^^

SELECTIVITY: I’m fairly selective. I tend to only rp with mutuals, and I’m much more active with people that I’ve spoken to ooc, but I’m always open to meet and write with new people! I tend to go read rules when people follow me, and I’m always up to chatter! 

WISHLIST: oh gosh I won’t lie, right now its D.etroit Become Hum.an AU 110%. I have a ton of other AUs and all that I want, and I’m always up for new plots, but in terms of wishlist.... it’s a little limited except terms of AUs that I can actively think of, but I’m really usually up for anything haha

HONEST NOTE: i’m terrible at plotting, I’m terrible at writing, and I’m terrible at most things. But I really enjoy it and would like to try! I get nervous approaching people, and I get nervous maintaining a conversation out of fear of boring or irritating people, and I’m always scared to hurt people’s feelings and stuff so I can be pretty quiet when I first start talking to people. But honestly, I’m not scary and I’m really just a doormat with the spine of a chocolate eclair, so come talk to me! <3 I promise, I’m more scared of you than you are of me!

[fartemis-crock]

@rippedcities​ from here x

Artemis began to fidget, with a loose roof tile. It wasn’t fair that her dad could see through her bullshit. When all she wanted to do was push it far down inside of her, and let it just die naturally.

“Look-- it’s just--” She pauses, trying desperately to think of a way to say that visiting them, and her hometown, after about decade made her feel different. Like she was still a freaking teenager.

“It’s weird.” That’s one way to put it. “It’s just weird being, y’know,               Artemis ‘Crock’ again.”

What she meant is that it was weird that the lady in the supermarket stopped her to ask how her parents were doing, and comment ‘look how grown you are’ instead of just having people look at her and not have a second thought. It was weird.

“I mean--- doesn’t anyone here ever fuckin’                  Just leave?”

[fartemis-crock]

@crashedthemode​ liked for a meme ™ starter

“When will you learn?  When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!”

[fartemis-crock]

@strxngerthanyouthink liked for a starter

“Look, Dr--”

...Oh lord. She had forgotten to get a name. How could she forget such an important detail?         You can’t be intimidating if you forget to get the name.                Now she has to change tactics and try to play nice.  Ew.

“--Shit.

Sorry--- I was told to wait in here but I can’t remember how the receptionist pronounced your name.”

[fartemis-crock]

tag dump ✌️

half of these are literally just for comic scans cause ohmygod.