#; sheer fuckin’ u n h o l y delight of it! (mad sweeney)

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@do-these-eyes-look-human continued

For a moment, Mad Sweeney is shocked— James usually welcomes being held, even when he seems to be in pain. But he doesn’t question it, just moves away from James a bit despite his worry.

He’s unsure if he should reach out to James again when everything seems to be over— the glowing is gone, at least, but he doesn’t know if the demon’s okay.

“... James?”

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@do-these-eyes-look-human continued

Snorting, Mad Sweeney ruffles James’ hair, his eyes sparkling.

“Coulda just said so, y’know. Don’ gotta knock me off my feet t’get me t’give ya attention.”

[cxdemistake]

James and sweeney's pranking continues, but just as the leprechaun is about to make his move, the demon teleports away, leaving Negan as the unfortunate victim as James laughs his ass off from a demons-only hiding spot. Good luck getting to him now, Lucky Charms!

@do-these-eyes-look-human

Of course, Mad Sweeney was trying to shove a handful of coins down the back of James’ shirt— well, maybe a handful is underestimating a little. Maybe “sackful” is more accurate. Either way, it’s now Negan that the Leprechaun has managed to torment, and judging by the pissed-off expression on the man’s face... well, he’s less than pleased.

“Eheheh, sorry ‘bout tha’... no hard feelin’s, right?”

“I’m gonna fuckin’ kill you, you red-haired prick.”

[cxdemistake]

James was sleeping well, snuggled close in the arms of his leprechaun. But a nightmare, far worse than any he's had in a while, and a too familiar burning in his body causes him to wake up screaming. His veins are glowing just a little, a bright gold clearly visible in the dark of their room.

@do-these-eyes-look-human

Mad Sweeney is used to the quiet of the night, especially when he’s sleeping next to James. But James’ nightmare wakes him up, too— he can’t help but be concerned, hearing the screaming.

He’s startled by the glowing of James’ veins when he gets his eyes open, but rather than as any questions, he turns on the light by the bed, pulling the demon into his arms.

“Hey, hey— yer alright, James...”

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@do-these-eyes-look-human / @yedontwannamesswithme

not to be gay, but i’m in the mood to jump in a boy’s arms, wrap my legs around his waist, and kiss him senseless

[cxdemistake]

Pounces on the leprechaun. Someone needs attention.

@do-these-eyes-look-human

A very unmanly yelp leaves Mad Sweeney’s throat, and he rolls his eyes despite the grin forming on his lips.

“Hey t’you, too. Y’need somethin’?”

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nu55xS1TdoU

Oh, whoa, whoa oh oh, whoa, oh oh,

The good, the bad, and the dirty

Oh, whoa, whoa oh oh, whoa, oh oh,

The good, the bad, and the dirty...

Truth is that it was always going to end,

The symphony buzzing in my head

Took a market of filth and sold like summer

True, all of the good girls act so good

‘Til one of ‘em doesn't wait their turn

Turn the memory to stone, and carve your shoulder

Hey, holy roller...

If you wanna start a fight,

You better throw the first punch!

Make it a good one!

And if ya wanna make it through the night,

You better say my name like

The good, the bad, and the dirty!

Oh, whoa, whoa oh oh, whoa, oh oh,

The good, the bad, and the dirty!

Oh, whoa, whoa oh oh, whoa, oh oh,

The good, the bad, and the dirty!

I know what it's like to have to trade

The ones that you love for the ones you hate,

Don't think I've ever used a day of my education

There's only two ways that these things can go,

Good or bad, and how was I to know

That all your friends won't hold any grudges?

I got the final judgment...

If you wanna start a fight,

You better throw the first punch!

Make it a good one!

And if ya wanna make it through the night,

You better say my name like

The good, the bad, and the dirty!

Oh, whoa, whoa oh oh, whoa, oh oh,

The good, the bad, and the dirty!

Oh, whoa, whoa oh oh, whoa, oh oh,

The good, the bad, and the dirty!

And you’ve been gone so long,

I forgot what you feel like

But I'm not gonna think about that right now

I'm gonna keep gettin’ underneath you

I'm gonna keep gettin’ underneath you

And all our friends want us to fall in love...

If you wanna start a fight,

You better throw the first punch!

Make it a good one!

And if ya wanna make it through the night,

You better say my name like

The good, the bad, and the dirty!

Oh, whoa, whoa oh oh, whoa, oh oh,

The good, the bad, and the dirty!

Oh, whoa, whoa oh oh, whoa, oh oh,

The good, the bad, and the dirty!

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@do-these-eyes-look-human continued

A grin crosses the Leprechaun’s face, and he leans against James, closing his book.

“Anythin’ ya do gets my attention. You know that.”

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@do-these-eyes-look-human

[cxdemistake]

"Ain’t nothing normal when it comes to you and me." (Any muse you want :3 i have missed you friend!!)

@do-these-eyes-look-human

Mad Sweeney’s eyes lift from his book, and he snorts softly, tilting his head to one side.

“What even fuckin’ constitutes as ‘normal’ anyway? Why does it gotta matter if anythin’s normal or not?”

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It’s early morning And the sun holds no redemption for me, And I then discover All the scratches running up and down my spine From the other night...

I stagger onward, And the pain is nearly crippling me, Such sweet destruction, I'm a glutton when the decadence tastes right Like the other night...

The euphoric feeling is so right! When it seizes control, all my inhibitions are left behind! And I know that reality really won’t mind! A benevolent soul who desires to leave all their cares behind!

Later in the evening, I can hear all the vices calling to me, So I take another Little taste intended to liberate my mind From the finest kind...

Yeah, the night's beginning, And the sea of bodies crowd around me Ready to remember All the greatest moments lived in their lifetime! For another night...

The euphoric feeling is so right! When it seizes control, all my inhibitions are left behind! And I know that reality really won’t mind! A benevolent soul who desires to leave all their cares behind!

I'm not the only one, learn a little lesson from me, I'm a leviathan, focused on fulfilling a need, The faint of heart observe the bolder ones setting the bar, A feeding frenzy when the starving just forget where they are

You're in denial when you say you never wanted a taste, And you don't really want to let this stimulant go to waste, So don't deny it, go on and try it, I'm looking forward to the moment when your mind will fall in love with the haze

The haze, The haze, The haze...

The euphoric feeling is so right! When it seizes control, all my inhibitions are left behind! And I know that reality really won’t mind! A benevolent soul who desires to leave all their cares behind!

The euphoric feeling is so right! When it seizes control, all my inhibitions are left behind! And I know that reality really wont mind! A benevolent soul who desires to leave all their cares behind!

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@do-these-eyes-look-human continued

Mad Sweeney smiles sheepishly, but he knows he can’t back down from his question. He gestures to the coins in his hand as he speaks.

“James told me yer an amazing blacksmith... an’ I know ya are without even havin’ ta see it. And... I was wonderin’ if ya’d make a ring fer me. I wanna propose t’James an’ I wanna do it right. Figure this’s th’best way.”

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@inthelilacwood

Mad Sweeney always manages to find his way back to this forest— though he can’t seem to find Amalthea at the moment, he’s perfectly content to sit for a little while, a book in his hands. It’s all written in Gaelic, poems and songs he’s barely had time to absorb since he was young.

But just barely loud enough for someone to hear, he’s singing one of the songs he’d nearly forgotten.

Tá cailín álainn a dtug mé grá dí

’Sí is-deise ‘s is-áille ná bláth na rós

Gan í ar láimh liom is cloíte atá mé

A chailín álainn, is tú fáth mo bhrón...

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@do-these-eyes-look-human continued

Mad Sweeney has always had trouble finding shirts that actually fit him— hence why the top button of his shirt just flew past James’ head.

“Fuck...” He looks up when James walks closer, sighing and shaking his head. “I have such bad fuckin’ luck with shirts...”

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@do-these-eyes-look-human continued

Mad Sweeney nods, feeling his face beginning to heat up— god, he feels so weird about all of this now.

“Yeah, y’should... ‘cause I feel real guilty, feelin’ like I might be splittin’ you two up.”