#; | FUCK SQUIDWARD IS A MOOD . ( ooc ) ¢

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$$$  ooc.   so if any of ya’ll follow @siximpossiblethoughts‘ blog, you know i gave them my facilier icons and they were flipping out at how i name them and i... still name my icons

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Name: Enoch

Pronouns: I literally don’t care. Anything.

Preference of communication: Morse code.

Name of muse(s): Jesus christ... I have... there’s a lot. Too many.

Rp experience / how long: Since I was...10? 21 years rp and....... 10 years on tumblr? (lmao dont talk to me about grooming bc its a sore spot for me)

Platforms you’ve used: aol online, (hotmail chatrooms), yahoo chatrooms, various forums that don’t seem to exist anymore, deviantart, rp haven, f list, aim, discord, tumblr.

Best experience: tumblr has been the best overall. everywhere else i was cornered into smut or they stole all my chara/plot ideas. (*shakes fist* i still hate u [redacted], i hope ur fucking miserable ♥)

Rp pet peeves / deal breakers: reblogging asks and continuing a thread there (peeve), not cutting posts (peeve), people that are anti anything (fandom/ships (deal breaker)), people that get triggered by anything involving religion (deal breaker), making a ship involving my chara without my input (deal breaker), too much ooc neg posts (peeve), block me but still interact with my husband? (deal breaker)

Fluff, angst, or smut?: If i’m being honest, it’s hard to take smut seriously. Angst, i feel like that beautiful squidward meme where he’s twirling around with a fcked up face. Fluff feels too corny..... not a clue. I gotta be in a mood, I think.  

Plots or memes: I love dark plots, especially where I get to play the villain. Victim is fun too, as long as the plot is carried properly. Most stuff I like to write tho don't seem to be appropriate for tumblr anymore. cancel culture is a bitch to navigate.  

Long or short replies: Anything. I’ll give what I get, quality wise and not quantity wise.

Best time to write: I run a business online, so anytime after 8pm central time, i guess?? I usually base my time online by whenever my husband is on. He’s my rp partner for life ♥

Are you like your muse(s)?: The most I’m most like is a cross between Tamaki Amajiki and Belphegor... in my opinion. I’m scared of/hate people, online or no. Especially if they’re men. I’m more outgoing when drinking alcohol and it kinda shows. It’s the best time to get something outta me when you’re not @bobbilonglegs

Stolen from @lostsouls 

Tagging: everyone. Do it. 

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I’m so sorry for all the OOC posts I just Here. Here’s the fucking shit we did. I need to log this memory as well.

Artie and I watched the Spongebob movie. The original 2004 one. The one that ACTUAL CHILDREN WATCHED. LIKE HOW COULD WE, AS CHILDREN, SIT THROUGH THAT??? THAT WAS A LITERAL ADULT MOVIE

Anyways that was a fucking trip. The entire hour and a half.

So then I suggest, half-jokingly, that we read a spongebob x patrick post saving bikini bottom. slow burn, 13,000 words. BUT THEN WE ACTUALLY LOOK FOR SPONGEBOB SMUT FOR THE SHITS AND GIGGLES

and then we... we fall down a rabbit hole

hysterical laughing and about 6 or 7 fanfic.net links later i accidentally sent kinky squidbob smut to my classmates

they’ve stopped talking to me

and i’m??? honest to god crying because???? WHY 

the next 30 minutes are a blur. artie adn i are just reliving shitty meme songs from our early days and my fuvcking girlfriend

textsme afetr i tell her about all the shit above and she’s like

trying to do the woohoo woohoo and i’m still in goofer mode and me being a DICKHEAD

sends her, quote: “do you want me to rp as squidward and u can be spongebob” 

AND SHE TAKES A GOOD 5 MINUTES TO REPLY AND SHE’S LIKE “....no thank you....”

LIKE I KILLED A MOOD, TRAUMATISED MY BEST FRIEND, AND SLANDERED MY OWN NAME IN FRONT OF MY CLASSMATES

SCREAMS

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$$$ ooc.  PART ONE OF THE DEED IS DONE. You wanted Spongebob, right? Well, you ain’t getting it. Instead you’re getting our shitposts that we worked sUPER HARD ON. all done in ms paint, using only our trackpads.

especially the chains and the flannel... fuck...

@youwillobcy‘s ART:

MY ART:

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$$$ ooc.  do you guys wanna hear the SICK FUCKING doodlebob headcanons i have now or wait until i make my blog today?

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$$$ ooc.  and yes, i will name my  FUC  K ING DOODLEBOB ICONS --

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$$$ ooc.  MR. KRABS MAKES SPONGEBOB HIS WEDDING PLANNER!!! YES!!!

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me: i’m not gonna make my doodlebob blog until i’m done with my mr. krabs icons also me: looks up doodlebob fanart / thinks of this really fucking doodlebob headcanon / downloads doodlebob notification sounds me again: 

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$$$ ooc.  god, the spongebob fandom. it’s growing. rick and i did something beautiful here and i am so happy for it. . . .. 

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$$$ ooc.  so apparently watchmojo did a video on why mr. krabs should be arrested and i haven’t watched it but i can list some of the offenses i know he’s done: animal cruelty, shoplifting, theft, invasion of privacy / breaking and entering, cruel working environment, false advertisement, blackmailing -- the list can go on the more i fucking wa t ch  th is show

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i’ve never played d: bh but i ? ???   love how similar some of the se are? ??  it’s fucking hi ari ous. . . .

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$$$ ooc.  the only thing i hate about mr. krabs is that he canonically likes dubstep and that makes me want to literally die via drowning to death.

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when u nut but she still succin

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✂ 5'5" and I'm terrified

$$$  take a look at that height  |  accepting!

guess how tall he is. guess.

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this is literally my first time drawing spongebob characters... i cannot believe myself, fucking christ... also i know these are super low quality because i took them with my phone buT -- when i find my printer cords i will definitely scan these.

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spongebob fandom: mr. krabs will never give money to anyone!!!

mr. krabs( skip ahead to 1:23 since tumblr doesn’t support timestamps ):