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I have made a sex-free edit of the 2008 adult film To the Last Man.

The original version is more than five hours, but can be (and has been) cut down to about 45 minutes (including the credits). It's all plot and nice cinematography.

A couple of scenes I included have some of that aforementioned plot occurring alongside nudity. I censored the offending dicks and nutsacks, but left the bare asses. I think we can all handle some non-sexual ass. As a treat.

There's lots of murder, though.

[syoddeye]

thinking about that standing between a man’s legs after a fight post. thinking about price and nikolai.

price trying to play his injuries off like they’re no big deal. speaks in that low, warm tone as if he’s reading you to sleep rather than trying to comfort you. gives a little squeeze when you finish tending to him. promises you he won’t be so careless next time, though you both know he’s not someone that holds back.

nik cracking jokes or dishing out little quips and insults about whoever he just laid out. playfully chides you as you bandage him, feigns like he’s hurt worse than he actually is so you scoot in closer. probably squeezes your thigh too, but uses his other hand to examine some piece of jewelry you’re wearing. for being so good to him, he’ll have to get you something nice.

[crow-aeris]

Hubris was the downfall of many men.

He remembers indulging in one of Jason’s many long-winded rants about literature, hearing his brother ramble on and on about how pride was the thing that killed John Proctor. Sure, Abigail made have been the leading cause of all those deaths, but John could have lived- could have seen his sons grow up- had he went through with the plan and lied… and yet, it was only because of a man’s pride did he leave behind his wife and sons.

And now as he lays alone and dying far, far away from family and friends… Tim couldn’t help but think hubris was what led him to… this.

His independence, once a blessing- now a curse, had him set out by himself with no foreword or warning to any hero or civilian whatsoever.

He feels… cold? Empty… Irritated. Oh what a time to be irritated, though Tim wasn’t all too sure who exactly his irritation was directed towards…

Bruce? Sure, he hadn’t been the best of fathers, but… he was all time had. Bruce hadn’t known Tim was going on this stupid trip, so he couldn’t be blamed.

Dick? Tim’s own personal hero? No, never. Dick might’ve hurt him before, but Tim couldn’t force himself to hold that grief even if he tried. Dick was spending the weekend with his friends, so Tim doubts he’ll find out about this until much later.

Jason? Despite being a grade a asshole, Jason cared. He had vehemently opposed Tim’s trip, and now he could see how it came back to bite him in the ass.

He laughs shrilly, tone nearing hysterical as Tim feels himself stop shivering… That wasn’t good, right? He read somewhere before that the moment you stop shivering, is the most dangerous.

Tim forces himself tighter into a ball, fighting to stay awake as he clung desperately onto his fleeing thoughts.

What about Stephanie? She got on his nerves occasionally, but those moments were few and far between.

Damian? Well, despite… everything, Tim has been trying to repair their relationship with what little scraps existed prior.

Cass? God, no. Tim could never be angry at her. She does her best, and honestly? Tim commends her for it.

Duke was a sweetheart. Kind, determined, and optimistic even after everything he’s gone through. he was the embodiment of sunshine through and through.

…

……

………

…………What was he thinking about?

He was… sleepy. Tired….

…Where was Bernard? Where was Kon? He was… numb. Was he supposed to feel this numb?

Taking a little nap wouldn’t hurt, right? It wouldn’t hurt at all….

“Oh, Detective, look what mess have you gotten yourself into? This is why you never should have left my side”

[my-wee-hughie]

Teaser for 04x06 😈

Hughie getting strapped to the bondage horse

Hughie drugged or knocked out on the bondage horse. Ashley lifting his head. Tek Knight in the background, strapping him in ?

Something bad about to happen ? Or is something bad happening.

[dominolostart]

I give up. Have Sebastian fanart

[zantedeschia-praesul]

Continuing Where @kowaindar0u Left Off: x

Saseki was listening, even chuckling at Sengou's antics on the lone Date sword, but right in the middle of it, he started to feel faint. Didn't even have the time to process everything when he eventually collapsed on the taller man.

By the time Sengou had reached the repair room carrying the unconscious sage, Yagen was, fortunately, was exiting the place. The look on the tantou's face indicated that this had happened before, in a much more dire situation than this.

Unfortunately, Ishikirimaru was currently deployed in an expedition and won't be back for another four hours...

"Oh dear... I hope his curse isn't acting up again. Bring him in, quickly."

[river-o-lethe]

Still can’t believe that the spin-off novel was more accurate about Klaus’s reaction to Ben dying than the actual show.

[hot-head-birb]

👌 oliver for Angel

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine

Angel looked the trainer up and down with a finger hooked on her bottom teeth. Her bent arms pushed her breasts together as if inviting him to follow through

[voxofthevoid]

You really do forget how blissfully ad-free Firefox makes your life until you accidentally open something in the unused Chrome.

[vindicta-reliquiae]

"Bruh."

"TF would I know?

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Decided to reorganize my Avatar (what i have with me atm) collection. I needed to spread it out to a second shelf 😭😭😭

[thelittlehellians]

(For Emily) Wait..did I just enter Heaven?-Pix

Emily was having her tea with Sera when she saw him suddenly appear. Yes! Another victory for team redemption! Wait to go Charlie! She had a huge grin on her face as she gave him an enthusiastic nod. “Yes! Congratulations seems like you’ve graduated Charlie’s redemption hotel and moved up here! My name is Emily, but you can call me anything you want. I go by whatever. I’m in charge of making everyone up here the happiest they’ve ever been! What’s your name?”

[hisarahroutledge]

"Are we supposed to be ashamed of that commercial or something?" Sarah asked and took a sip of her drink. "Gossip Girl is really grasping at straws." @ggstarterblog

[ghostlyvisage]

The recognition does not click for a second. A few seconds, actually- until something finally seems to click, and Prowl's entire frame goes tense. "Ah. It's you. You... survived."

"I did. How unfortunate, hmm?" Arms crossed and claws tapping at the metal sharply. Data pad in the other servo, staring down the mech and thoroughly enjoying himself.

"Though, I will say it was a good attempt. Getting information, then trying to cover your tracks by rescinding your offer of live com and drop ship the moment you have something tangible." Que sarcastic clap, hip tilt and all.

"Too bad it didn't work. Now, I believe you owe me." It was in the contract, after all. Whoever broke it would owe the other a favor. Either their life, or something else.

And there were plenty of things Prowl could do for him, status revoked or not.

[red-flight]

Guys

I am obviously a SW person, I went on a date with a guy who is a S Trek person.

Guys that man went home and started a SW marathon and has been texting about it and says he's gonna wait for me to join him before starting the clone wars cartoon.