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I have made a sex-free edit of the 2008 adult film To the Last Man.
The original version is more than five hours, but can be (and has been) cut down to about 45 minutes (including the credits). It's all plot and nice cinematography.
A couple of scenes I included have some of that aforementioned plot occurring alongside nudity. I censored the offending dicks and nutsacks, but left the bare asses. I think we can all handle some non-sexual ass. As a treat.
There's lots of murder, though.
#to the last man#fan edit#video#this is not a real gif#Porntendo#recommends#544 x 300#256mb#gay cowboys#30 FPS#On mobile#a different thumbnail is shown#Hmm#I showed this to my elderly mother#That's how clean it is#Can't embed now#Have to make a gif now#my video editing skills are subpar#but this was still fun to do
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Hubris was the downfall of many men.
He remembers indulging in one of Jason’s many long-winded rants about literature, hearing his brother ramble on and on about how pride was the thing that killed John Proctor. Sure, Abigail made have been the leading cause of all those deaths, but John could have lived- could have seen his sons grow up- had he went through with the plan and lied… and yet, it was only because of a man’s pride did he leave behind his wife and sons.
And now as he lays alone and dying far, far away from family and friends… Tim couldn’t help but think hubris was what led him to… this.
His independence, once a blessing- now a curse, had him set out by himself with no foreword or warning to any hero or civilian whatsoever.
He feels… cold? Empty… Irritated. Oh what a time to be irritated, though Tim wasn’t all too sure who exactly his irritation was directed towards…
Bruce? Sure, he hadn’t been the best of fathers, but… he was all time had. Bruce hadn’t known Tim was going on this stupid trip, so he couldn’t be blamed.
Dick? Tim’s own personal hero? No, never. Dick might’ve hurt him before, but Tim couldn’t force himself to hold that grief even if he tried. Dick was spending the weekend with his friends, so Tim doubts he’ll find out about this until much later.
Jason? Despite being a grade a asshole, Jason cared. He had vehemently opposed Tim’s trip, and now he could see how it came back to bite him in the ass.
He laughs shrilly, tone nearing hysterical as Tim feels himself stop shivering… That wasn’t good, right? He read somewhere before that the moment you stop shivering, is the most dangerous.
Tim forces himself tighter into a ball, fighting to stay awake as he clung desperately onto his fleeing thoughts.
What about Stephanie? She got on his nerves occasionally, but those moments were few and far between.
Damian? Well, despite… everything, Tim has been trying to repair their relationship with what little scraps existed prior.
Cass? God, no. Tim could never be angry at her. She does her best, and honestly? Tim commends her for it.
Duke was a sweetheart. Kind, determined, and optimistic even after everything he’s gone through. he was the embodiment of sunshine through and through.
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…………What was he thinking about?
He was… sleepy. Tired….
…Where was Bernard? Where was Kon? He was… numb. Was he supposed to feel this numb?
Taking a little nap wouldn’t hurt, right? It wouldn’t hurt at all….
“Oh, Detective, look what mess have you gotten yourself into? This is why you never should have left my side”
#tim drake#batman#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#bruce wayne#jason todd#damian wayne#fanfic#stephanie brown#cass cain#duke thomas#ra’s al ghul#bernard dowd#kon el#this is vaguely like#timbernkon#hypothermia#i wrote this at 1am#on mobile#with my glasses off#autocorrect is literally doing miracle work rn#its crazy#john proctor#the crucible#salem witch trials#god i love the crucible#tituba and elizabeth deserved better frfr
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Teaser for 04x06 😈
Hughie getting strapped to the bondage horse
Hughie drugged or knocked out on the bondage horse. Ashley lifting his head. Tek Knight in the background, strapping him in ?
Something bad about to happen ? Or is something bad happening.
#so bloody hyped words cannot express#the boys season 4#the boys spoilers#the boys#hughie campbell#tek knight#pardon my poor gifs#on mobile#04x06
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Harv’s punched someone in court at least on two separate occasions && both times the public backed him the fuck up!
1. An abusive father gloating about his mistreatment of his son
2. Punched someone who pulled a gun on him
Bonus 3rd round : he’s punched Connie / @repliqant because he’s fucking annoying! ;;;;;
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I give up. Have Sebastian fanart
#traditional art#im a poor collage student please let me trade art for your money#what is even that tag I can’t read it#on mobile#sebastian solace#sebastian pressure#pressure#pressure roblox#fanart#mermaid#I think?#merman#that’s what I’m going to call him#seems accurate enough
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Continuing Where @kowaindar0u Left Off: x
Saseki was listening, even chuckling at Sengou's antics on the lone Date sword, but right in the middle of it, he started to feel faint. Didn't even have the time to process everything when he eventually collapsed on the taller man.
By the time Sengou had reached the repair room carrying the unconscious sage, Yagen was, fortunately, was exiting the place. The look on the tantou's face indicated that this had happened before, in a much more dire situation than this.
Unfortunately, Ishikirimaru was currently deployed in an expedition and won't be back for another four hours...
"Oh dear... I hope his curse isn't acting up again. Bring him in, quickly."
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Still can’t believe that the spin-off novel was more accurate about Klaus’s reaction to Ben dying than the actual show.
#the umbrella academy#tua#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#tua klaus#tua s4#tua ben#tua spoilers#will tag later#on mobile#like cmon people#it’s so ridiculous though#let Klaus actually react to Ben’s death please#let him grieve his brother#it would’ve been the first time he was confronted with someone in his personal life dying#honestly all the siblings should’ve gotten more focus in that scene#the Jennifer incident was very rushed (like most of season 4)
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👌 oliver for Angel
send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine
Angel looked the trainer up and down with a finger hooked on her bottom teeth. Her bent arms pushed her breasts together as if inviting him to follow through
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You really do forget how blissfully ad-free Firefox makes your life until you accidentally open something in the unused Chrome.
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"Bruh."
"TF would I know?
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Decided to reorganize my Avatar (what i have with me atm) collection. I needed to spread it out to a second shelf 😭😭😭
#silly talks#on mobile#thought itd b cool to share b4 i went on my walk#now if i can just FIND the other stuff at my parents that woukd b swell#“silly...why do u have last airbender movie stuff?” we are all gods children in this house. even the cursed and the damned#translation: i hav an issue with wanting to collect EVERYTHING of a thing even the bad stuff 8U#we me and p5 we also like to call it “my cds are still in his truck”#i need to swap kyoshis face and hands out one day siiiiiigh#i want her skintone to be more accurate 😭😭😭😭#love that i had a random azula pop lying around ajsnxjdjd
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(For Emily) Wait..did I just enter Heaven?-Pix
Emily was having her tea with Sera when she saw him suddenly appear. Yes! Another victory for team redemption! Wait to go Charlie! She had a huge grin on her face as she gave him an enthusiastic nod. “Yes! Congratulations seems like you’ve graduated Charlie’s redemption hotel and moved up here! My name is Emily, but you can call me anything you want. I go by whatever. I’m in charge of making everyone up here the happiest they’ve ever been! What’s your name?”
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I just got a thing for like a quarter of the black Friday price! ^-^
No bargaining, no sales, I'm just that good at scouring ebay.
Like, it's used but who gives a fuck
It works. It has all its accessories. I didn't have to pay a stupid amount of money.
Win
#ooc#on mobile#im proud of me#165 vs 700 for the record#yeah 700 on sale#black friday sucks this year
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"Are we supposed to be ashamed of that commercial or something?" Sarah asked and took a sip of her drink. "Gossip Girl is really grasping at straws." @ggstarterblog
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Guys
I am obviously a SW person, I went on a date with a guy who is a S Trek person.
Guys that man went home and started a SW marathon and has been texting about it and says he's gonna wait for me to join him before starting the clone wars cartoon.
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