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bottlehawk · 1 year ago

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i just saw your responses to anon. so wait are you like saying you're into problematic stuff or not. sorry i can't read tone very well...

okay so if you look through my blog you can see that i am like the biggest teenage girl-man blogger faggot in the world. the general cadence and word-choices of every single sentence on this account painfully recalls the image of a butch tumblrina teeheeing kicking its feet back and forth going slay-queen while sipping a nonbinary soy milk frappuccino in an eco-friendly tumbler with a "BELIEVE WOMEN" etsy sticker on the base. i literally say shit like "autism girl-queen winz" unironically and trigger-tag scopophobia and blood and weed and make trans swag headcanons for almost every homestuck character that would probably make 2017 r/homestuck explode. what i'm saying is that when you see like my fifth post in a row about rose lalonde steven universe style autism moment i want to ask what particularly compels you to think that the persona occupying this blog is into like. incest or something lol

#bottlehawk text #asks #please be serious with me. what about this tumblr makes you think i'd be comfortable with an age gap of 16 and 21 lmao.#when you see me reblog my 600th all trans aimkid furry pocstuck post what makes you think i'm the type of person who reads dead dove fic.#i think generally people have no idea how much stuff i DON'T reblog from the past lmao. maybe because i seem to reblog a lot. but i promise #you're dealing with someone with such milktoast consumption a seasoned hetalia hazbin south park fan would be jeering me as a puriteen.#slurs #<- again like do you see this haha.#i can't really change how i type online it's now just me unfortunately.#/annoyed but also mostly amused. 10:90 ratio.#it's like walking up to the pho-taqueria place in the gentrified area of brooklyn and wondering what the owners' stance on veganism is.

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