#/J SLASH FUCKING J GUYS

[sanjidysphoria]

hello

[hg-aneh]

*insert He cant keep getting away with it meme.png*

[everythingispirates]

maybe the real curse of the black pearl was the insane ex boyfriend who apparently holds grudges like an absolute motherfucker and who's sworn revenge on you that we stranded on that island that time all along

[memoryoflife]

FRUITY I HATE YOU I’M SUPPOSED TO BE WINDING DOWN FOR BED BUT INSTEAD I’M HAMMERING AT A GOOGLE DOC

[queenhawke]

the worst part about trying to write serious, angsty mythic quest fic is that at some point you do have to use the name ‘brad’

[amiharana]

something i LOVE abt your writing is your creativity, like you fr come up with prompts that I've never thought about or never seen other ppl apply to revalink, and it's just so refreshing to see them in unique scenarios bc it gives me new things to brainrot about 🫶 I always love seeing your new au ideas because they're just so !! much fun to read !!!! not to give spoilers abt your wips but the one you showed me for the upcoming revalink week has been living in my head RENT FREE like how do you come up with such great ideas 😫✋

also I guess this isn't your Writing but I love the way you text AJSBAJDB the way you say everything is just so funny and I aspire to text like you 😞

(ask game from here)

hi oomfie 🤍🤍 thank you for blowing up my ask box like always /gen

but yeah i make connections to media i feel is so obscure on tumblr dot com like barely anyone interacted with the post i made about revalink au based off of the k-drama 'goblin' because probably no one in these spheres really watches k-drama 😭😭 i think one oomf rb'd knowing exactly what i was talking about but it's like COME ON GUYS IMAGINE THIS SCENE WITH REVALI AS THE GUY AND LINK AS THE GIRL AND LINK PULLING OUT THE SWORD AND [redacted because spoilers if you haven't watched the drama ㅠㅠ]

just the other day i was thinking about an orpheus!revali x eurydice!link au because i was listening to 'wait for me' from the musical 'hadestown'. what about a percy jackson au with revali as a son of apollo who resents link because he gets claimed by a powerful god that no one would have ever guessed would have children. i have part of a scene drafted in my informal-concepting style of a fucking writer!link x editor!revali au. i cannot stress to you enough how insane and Not Normal i am about these two, i will stretch so far to make every connection to revalink i can, i might just get a little taller!

BUT TEEHEE i'm hoping i can get That™ Revalink fic out on time for revalink week 🥺 i stopped writing it for a bit because i got some writer's block and i felt like i was putting too much Plot for a oneshot, but we'll see how it goes! i planned some other stuff based on the prompts, but with the way this semester is going, i doubt i'll be able to write full-fledged oneshots on time for each of them so i may end up just uploading them later on after the semester is over (late may, june, etc)

LOL to that last bit, idk....... i've spent so much time on stan twitter and the internet in general i've developed a very particular way of talking. i'm someone who, if you say a certain word or phrase around me enough, i'll start adding it to my vocabulary without really thinking. like the reason why i type 'not' and 'sorry' as 'nawt' and 'sawry' sometimes? my stan twitter bestie lele (i'm not gonna tag her but she's on here as well i know ur seeing this bff i love u sm). how sometimes my emoji usages are random? also partly lele and other stan twitter mutuals who liked to use random emojis that had nothing to do with the topic because it was funny. i feel like the way i type things online expresses exactly the tone and flow i would use irl too 🤞😽

[springcatalyst]

if i go too long without drawing julian i get violent. artists werent wrong about going crazy without ur medium of choice

[prismaticutie]

BAKERY STORY HAS REINVENTED RACISM

[art-o-gant]

posting the progress (?) here as well (1st one is from like may 2023 and the 2nd one is from yesterday lol)

STEAMPUNK ERA NEW ALBION BLAST

[mazojo]

Guys do you ever feel like, a weird stab in your insides?

[unknownperson246]

IZZY NSFW ALPHABET PLEASEEEEE (I've never seen one for him😭)

- 🤍🤍

hiii this is my first time doing something like this so excuse it if it isn’t good 😭💀.

also please don’t mind that it’s not all the way from A-Z it’s from A-P I got lazy sorry ❤️❤️ I hope you like it tho

NSFW Alphabet Headcanons:

warnings: *mostly smut*

A = aftercare: Izzy loves helping you in the shower after some hot and steamy sex. If he wants sometimes he might go at it with you in the shower.

B = Body Part: Izzy loves your tits. He has a thing for them and he loves squeezing and touching them when he is fucking you mercilessly.

C = Cum: he loves coming inside you. It helps him make you remember that you both are together. He feels very dominant when he comes inside of you. Dominance is what he thrives on.

D = Dirty Secret: I think Izzy loves being called daddy. He is definitely someone who gets turned on when a woman calls him daddy in a soft voice.

E = experience: Izzy is so experienced. He knows how to do every trick in the book. He loves giving head and he knows how to make sex better even if it’s something he hasn’t tried he knows what to do. (I’ve heard from somewhere he was a very good lay)

F = Favorite Position: Izzy’s loves the plain old missionary position. If he wants to get spicy he changes it up and usually he is on top of you. He loves when you ride him.

G = Goofy: I think Izzy is pretty goofy during sex he isn’t serious all the time. He probably makes strange noises and laughs because of those strange noises.

H = Hair: Izzy’s hair is very groomed. It is brushed through and styled but it is always greasy. He doesn’t take much showers but he still smells fine enough to fuck.

I = Intimacy: When it’s romantic sex he loves doing all of the extra stuff like roses on the bed with candles lit up. The room is dim and romantic music plays while you both do it.

J = Jerking off: Since Izzy is off on tour most of the time he has groupies but he is a 1 girl type of guy so he isn’t really into them. When is alone at night and he is done with all of the concerts with gnr and if isn’t exhausted and has that adrenaline in him he will jerk off to you. He will call you up and talk to you on the phone.

K = Kink: Izzy doesn’t really have any kinks. Probably only a daddy kink. Since he has done with another woman with slash at the same time he would probably like a threesome only when they are fucking just the girl and not each other.

L = Location: He loves to do it at home. He only does it in public with you if he is really desperate.

M = Motivation: He is only motivated when he is turned on.

No = turn offs: Izzy hates anal sex. He does not like it one bit. His turn off is also when he is pissed off.

O = Oral Sex: He loves both giving oral and he loves receiving oral from you. He gets excited when you’re giving it. Many women have actually said he’s so good and he loves giving head.

P = pace: he is rough but when it hurts either of you he slows down. Sometimes he takes his time and is sensual because he wants it to last forever

[candy-fae]

send me your favorite guy and I'll draw them a funny little outfit

Garfield are you srs or slash j /gen

I don’t simply FUCK AROUND as they say

[laika-of-the-stars]

im gonna post about it in a bit but im currently like. frantically searching the internet for information on this dude.

someone remind me to post about the scary cassette i got from our grandfather later. im too tired to do it rn.

[kuwdora]

Saturday Morning Vid Recs - Animals

@poetikat So I know you like cats.... This post started out as a recs list of cat vids. but then I realized there are a ton of other animal vids that you'll get a kick out of and so here I am, with another batch of goodies for you!

Cats!!

Hug Cats! by @rhea314 and @sandalwoodbox. Multi-source. Like…really multi-source! 😻😻😻😻 Cats cats cats cats cats.

Breaking the Habit by Isagel. My Cat From Hell. This vid will make you crack up, it’s amazing. I don't want to be the one the battles always choose.

Murder (Or a Heart Attack) by sisabet. New Girl. Parenting a cat, lmao. "Introducing the mouse-murderin', the heart burglarin', the king of the kennel, Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop!" --Winston Bishop

Happiness and Home by sternenschnuppendrachenschicksal. The Aristocats. ❤️❤️❤️ Home is where the heart is.

Doggos!

Send Me On My Way by @elipie. Wishbone. Wishbone!! the tv Wishbone! Wishbone in all the costumes and adorableness, this is so much love. We will run, we will crawl.

I'll Be There For You by @eruthros. Pit Bulls and Parolees. Animal rescue and love and hugs. "It's for more than three hundred pitbulls, the world's most misunderstood breed of dog; it's for parolees, the guys I hire because no one else will."

Dreams by eunice. Marley & Me. WARNING: The dog dies. This vid will ruin your soul. It’s full of SO MUCH LOVE. And grief. It’s fucking beautiful and ruinous. Tread with caution.

Puppy Love by cosmic_llin. Multi-source. PUPPIES!!!!! Dolly Parton music and PUPPIES.

They’re Good Dogs Brent by bessyboo, platinumvampyr. We Rate Dogs. This vid is pure joy. h*ckin good dogs.

Times Like These by eunice. All Dogs Go to Heaven. Eunice has a motif of killing dogs but this vid is a little more light. Times like these I learn to live again.

Dinosaurs, Penguins, Horses, Rats, Bears and Duckies, Oh my!

Stay Alive by milly. Land Before Time. Scroll down for the YouTube link on this page. This is another incredible animation throwback and full of so much heart. We'll do whatever just to stay alive.

Every Penguin Dance Now by Mr. Anderson. Happy Feet. Nobody was rocking the vidding dancefloor like Mr. Anderson’s editing back in the day. This vid is a 10000000% must-see.

Heart Alone by sasha_feather. Seabiscuit (2003). Found family! Horses!!!!

The Walker by @rhoboat77. Rataouille (2007). This vid is SO. FUCKING. CUTE. Don't miss this one!

Everything I Do by bironic. Cocaine Bear. Warning for drug use and brief implied bear injury, but this vid is not as graphic as the film. It is, however, extremely hilariously inappropriate laugh out loud funny. I can't help it. There's nothin' I want more.

1234 - A Bear Named Winnie by @kuwdora. A Bear Named Winnie (2004). This is slash vid with a bear at the heart of it all. A live action film based on the bear that inspired Winnie the Pooh. Two men go off to war and parent a bear cub. Oh, you're changing your heart. Scroll down in my vidpost to hear me scream about how this movie was made for me.

Somewhere Only We Know by @kiki-miserychic. Winnie the Pooh. This animated Pooh vid is SO sweet and wonderful! I had to run to the vidder to find a link to share since it's not on YouTube but well worth the download and viewing!

Rubber Duckie by krim. Taskmaster UK. This is so unbearably cute! A Taskmaster celebration of our little yellow friends!

Animals of the Sea

(You Drive Me) Crazy by @CherryIce. Sharknado. I cannot get through this vid without laugh crying. Please please please watch this vid and tell Cherry how much you laughed. Please, do it for me. Baby, I'm so into you.

A-ha by sol-se. Deep Blue Sea. This one makes me CACKLE and howl and slap my knees and also this song is so fucking good and just goddamn amazing. LL Cool J trying to kill a shark with a lighter. The way Solvi uses this song! Brilliant. Scientists experiment on sharks in an isolated ocean lab because that is a good idea. Thomas Jane is a shark wrangler, and LL Cool J is a cook with a parrot. Also, Samuel L. Jackson.

Float On by @such-heights. Finding Meno (2003). ❤️❤️❤️ We all float on, okay.

Selachimorpha by @CherryIce. Aquaman. ….There are not enough words, or any words for this vid. You have to see it for yourself. You will regret me earworming you by reccing this vid but it’s worth it for the hilarious perfection. I promise. Aquaman: Protector of the deep.

More cats!!

Cat Apostle, Conqueror of Asthma, Chosen One Of The Light (Vid) by Rhea. 开端 | Reset (TV 2022) This vid makes me clappyhands with glee. I have six cats.

Three by chaila. The Incredible Dr. Pol. Forever cackling about this adorable cat! Hip-hip-hooray for three!!!! 3 legs, 0 problems.

Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag by AbsoluteDestiny. Maru. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

cats…in Space! by niyalune. Multi-source. This vid will make you grin like a happy kitty lovin’ fool. Also A+++++ song choice. Featuring: pet cats, alien cats, evil cats, sexy cats, internet cats, a couple of lions, two litters of kitties, and one actual, real life space cat.

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Space and Robots

Women!

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[rory-multifandom-mess]

in return since you let me infodump about vuzi, favorite headcanons for thad??

THIS MADE ME STIM!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAAAYA I GET TO YAP ABOUT THAD YAAAAY

He can flirt, but he's a fucking wreck about it. he gets so nervous so quickly if its genuine flirting

I've talked about this before but he's insecure about his fangs

Uzi's crush on him before she met N flew over his head. He's very dense

THE COURAGE ON THIS GUY IS INSANE. I.E. trying to fight V and J before getting his ass beat

He has "Welding scars" over his shoulder where V stabbed him and on his abdomen where J slashed he stummy. These wounds also cause permanent eternal bleeding so he sometimes coughs up oil

One of the fastest running drones in the colony. Because football

PANSEXUAL THAD SWEEP. He just likes people. Life is great for him. For the most part

This mgiht be me drooling over him but I think he'd have a nice singing voice, though he doesn't sing often because that's not what he does

OH OH OH HIS MUSIC TASTE. 90% hyperpop. He likes 2 listen to songs with strong bass and a quick beat, so sometimes he listens to inappropriate songs without realizing they're inappropriate until someone points out the lyrics to him and he's just. OH.

Not only does he fucking BREAKDANCE??? He also does a lot of like eletroswing dances. He just likes to dance methinks TY FOR LETTING ME YAP EHEHEH. i flailed my arms and squealed and clapped. autism

[utahlive]

Q & A + a few inbox highlights!

fuck it we ball

...is what I said when I made this blog. and im still balling to this day. some may say I will continue balling. 

I genuinely made this blog on a whim and I do think parts of it suffered for it. I had a plan going in, but I didn’t think everything out and now I know for sure there are/will be plot holes. I didnt properly start planning things out and writing out important scenes until a few weeks into it. Im still free styling some of this, which I think is part of the fun, so if you are trying to write a story I would recommend having a loose outline but leave room for surprises! You never know when a good idea will strike Also scheduling. I was really out there thinking I could do three updates a day. what the fuck. Im so grateful that you guys are so patient with me and my inconsistency

ALSO A BIG ONE!!! Don’t let notes get to you. I fight for my life with this one every day, and I get worried people will end up disliking where I go with this blog or lose interest etc but seriously you’re doing this for yourself as much as other people. If you’re having fun, then thats the most important thing. I know theres the whole mentality/mantra of “make for yourself and no one else!!” but I think its more of finding a happy medium (especially when it comes to fanworks). Its nice to know people like your stuff! Im making this for you guys too! I got incredibly lucky and Im still not sure how this blog picked up as much as it did but even if it hadn’t I’d probably still be doing what Im doing :]

do they think im funny

???????????

big fan of this one

this one baffles me. anon is living in an alternate universe where the Wilbur finale didnt end with him moving to Utah and also the url of the blog isnt utahlive and by god I wish I was there with you (slash j)

discord status material right here

yeah this one wins

Also I was going to post this one yesterday (? time is fake) but I was worried it was a little too gorey or something. But the more I look at it the more I laugh so please enjoy

⬆️ reenactment of me creating utahlive. I crack myself up

anyway there will only be 1 episode tomorrow + something special for valentines day :3