#/J FOR LEGAL REASONS SLASH JAY
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would you still be my mutual if i was a worm. i need to know.
darling i would adore you. that being said no—
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does anyone remember when mogami died. I know in the manga it was forty years ago from 2012 but where was he when the bite of 87 happened.
#where was he during the mci#mob psycho 100#mp100#mogami keiji#mutuals please ignore me im mentally ill slash half jay#according to the manga timeline he died in 1972 he could have been there during 83.#why didnt he stop it.#/j for legal reasons
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my friend think they might have adhd on top of the autism diagnosis if they go and ask for an adhd assessment and it comes out yes will it negatively affect the friends life
asking for a friend
i?? dont know??
not really, it didnt affect me honestly cus i kinda saw it coming from a mile away
i just see it as me being able to say more slurs (SLASH JAY SLASH JAY /J /J FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT IS A JOKE)
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im no longer a c!dream apologist. from now on i am a c!dream encourager. he can do whatever the fuck and ill be the hypeman in the back wOOOHHH MAKE THE WHOLE SMP CRASH YEEAHH!! FUCK IT ALL!!
#for legal reasons im joking#slash half jay#no because i just wanna enjoy and analyze him without being demonized by 99% of the fandom#apologist? my man has done NO WRONG /j#ok but seriously pls where is he#FREE C!DREAM#dsmp is soooo boring without him#dsmp#dream smp#dsmp dream#dsmp rant#dsmp meme#c!dream deserves to fuck up everything actually#c!dream#dreblr#c!dream apologist
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Blue and peach !!!
i’m glad you understand this is a hostage situation where you follow my blog and i keep you guys here like little worms in a jar wiggle all you want but you can’t leave 🐛
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Fun House: Chapter 9
I paced the room trying to figure out how to get passed Jay and Maria. They stared at me, knowing that I was thinking about escaping. I stopped and turned to them, hands on hips.
"Why does he like me? How can I use this to get what I want?"
They looked at each other and Maria cleared her throat.
"He does not know this because he does not remember her. Bliss, you are very similar to his deceased wife. Did you ever hear the story as to why he and the Bat have beef?"
I shook my head.
"Mr. J was once called Jack Napier and he was a humble comedian. His wife got really sick and he could not find any legal means to pay for her medical bills. So he started working for Urin. You see Urin is the leader of Red Dragon and they used to run the streets before Jack became Joker."
My blood ran cold. I knew who Urin was. His name sent me back, years into the past when I was just a little girl. My father worked for Gotham Police. I remember sitting at the door waiting for him to come home, I was six years old. The old lady next door would watch me until he got home and she was passed out on the couch when a knock came at the door. I ran to it hoping to see daddy, but it wasn't him. A man in police uniform stood at the door. I knew who he was. I've seen him at our neighborhood barbeques. He was staring down at me, face ragged with age and despair.
"Can I come in sweetie?"
His voice was deep and even though it was soft it appeared to reverberate around the room. I nodded and stepped out of his way so he could come in. He woke up the old lady, Mrs. Mayberry and spoke to her quietly. When she began to cry, I knew something bad had happened.
"What will happen to her? She can't go back to that woman!"
She cried, grabbing his arm.
I held my police bear tightly when the man kneeled before me. He told me that my dad was gone, but I was too shocked to respond. I did not cry, I just stared at him. He and the old lady paused when I began to laugh. I did not know how to deal with what he was saying. I was a child and trying to process that my dad was gone was impossible. So I began to laugh and laugh. After a few days had passed I could only lie there on my bed. I understood that my dad was not coming back. My mother, as she was the only living relative, came to get me. She seemed sober from all the drugs and alcohol and I began to think that things would be better with her now. I was wrong. A few months later she sold me for drugs. I was in a whore house for several months, until the man who told me my father was killed discovered my location. It was years later that I found out in my mother's final breathes she told him she had sold me and how sorry she was. I never forgave her and despite the police man's effort the system would not allow him to raise me as he was not family and was single. So, in order to get more money from the government they put me in foster care. Things were better here, safer. I went from place to place until I was 16 and they kicked me out. I was a troubled teen, but who wouldn't be. My life was shit and I was going to do whatever I could to get out of here. Over the years the name Urin kept popping up and after I heard he killed the police man who helped me in a shootout I looked him up. That's how I found out this was the man who took my father away from me and left me to rot in hell.
"Bliss, Bliss?"
I snapped out of my daze when Jay began to shake me.
"What?"
"I asked if you were okay, you kind of zoned out there."
I shook myself and stared at Maria. She could see that something was wrong, but chose not to push the issue.
"I'm fine, continue."
"Okay. So, Jack was doing a heist at one of the biggest banks in the city. Urin wanted this rare Japanese Diamond studded dragon pendant, called wait for it Red Dragon. It was an old piece he claimed belonged to his family. So Mr. J and some goons set out to get it. Urin promised that if Jack could get that pendant, he would save his wife. So that's what Jack did. He was able to get the pendant, but Batman got in the way of them getting back to Red Dragon. One thing led to another and due to Batman's stupidity, Jack fell into the acid bath and became the Joker. It was only a little later after her death that Batman found out that Jack was no ordinary criminal. He was just a man trying to save his wife."
I stared at her. This, Urin destroys lives for dumb things like a fucking pendant. I wish him a painful death.
"How do you know this, Maria?"
"I used to be one of Urin's women, until Mr. J kicked his ass and took everything."
"So I remind him of his, wife?"
She nodded.
"I only saw a picture of her once and from what Jack used to say about her personality, you remind me of her. It only makes sense that Mr. J would see it too. Even if he says all his memories are gone, I think Jack is still in there. Yearning for the woman he loved."
I could understand Jokers pain and if the man I saw when his eyes softened was a remnant of Jack, it made sense. I felt terrible for thinking it, but if I could use this to my advantage I could save Antwan and get us all out of here.
Maria stared at me, seeming to read my mind.
"It could work, but are really going to risk everything for this guy? You do not toy with the Joker and if he finds out what you're doing… I cannot say what he will do and I won't be able to protect you."
Jay stayed silent. I guess hearing Joker's story got to him. I know they've all known each other for years, but I guess that never came up.
"I have to try. Antwan should not suffer from these old men's vendetta."
"We will help you."
Jay finally spoke.
Maria snapped her head at him in shock.
"Should we really be putting ourselves in anymore danger, I mean I like you and shit, but If I'm going to die I'd rather it be for a good reason."
Jay pushed her away from the door and began to open it.
"Maria, if saving an innocent guy's life from the fuckery of this world is not a good reason then I don't know what is. From what you said and how Mr. J acted I think we can all get out of this alive. Bliss, if you beg Mr. J not to harm us because we are your friends and show him that you are willing to submit to him-"
"Wait, excuse me?"
I asked, shaking my head.
"Hear me out. Now he wants you. Whether it's the dead guy in his head or the crazy guy inhabiting it, he wants you. If you can sweet talk him into letting us live and leaving with Antwan then we would be in the clear."
"What are you asking me to do here?"
"Well, I mean you know."
"I'm not going to sleep with him, Jay!"
"He has a point, here. If you want to get to get us out, you're going to have to give Mr. J what he wants. Sweetie, that's you."
I smacked myself in frustration. It hurt, but I needed to make sure this was real.
"NO! I will figure something out, but I will not give my body to anyone unless I want to! Do you fucking hear me?"
I screamed.
A man on the other side of the door yelled back.
"Yes mam!"
"That guy gets it! Now, let's fucking go and we will figure this shit out later."
I rushed past them and shoved the door open all the way before they could continue to speak in stupid. They followed suit and when any of the goons tried to get close they closed ranks around me professing that I was going to be getting my mark very soon. The goons were suspicious, but chose to stay clear of pissing off Joker. Maria and Jay led me through a room and I screamed at the sight before me.
"Antwan!"
I ran to him and covered my mouth. He was strapped to a chair and stared at me, eyes wide. His mouth was sewn shut, but the worst part was he was naked and his skin was gone. He was skinned alive and somehow survived it. I began to cry and tried to reach the bindings, but Jay pulled me away. He shook me to clear my racing mind.
"That's not him, Bliss. It's one of Urin's, men. He tried to kill Mr. J and well the guy would not tell us where Urin was after all the torture. So, Mr. J decided to see if taking his skin would soften him up or at least to see what it would be like to use one of his new toys."
"What the fuck! What the fuck! Oh, hell no. You want me to fuck that monster? Who the hell does that shit?"
"Urin taught him everything he knows, Bliss."
Maria said opening a door in front of us. When Jay pulled me through, she continued.
"Jack was gone the moment Mr. J stepped out of the acid. Bat's had him taken to Arkham and he stayed there for years. Shit was a nightmare from what I could get out of him. The things they do to you there. After spending so much time there being "counseled" he learned how to turn people's words and thoughts against them and used it for his purposes. Soon he was able to escape and Urin found him wandering the streets doing some crazy shit to anyone he could get his hands on. He looked like a clown and felt that everyone should look like him so he maimed them. He found it hard to carve their face while they were still alive, but Urin found his work art and began to teach him how to keep his victims alive."
I gagged at the thought. I heard about the clown faced killer. I should have known it was him.
"Overtime, the man we know as the Joker was created. Bliss, he was not always the one on top and I mean that in more ways than one."
I stared at her, wide-eyed. He and Urin were lovers? I shivered in disgust. She nodded at my reaction. Jay remained silent and continued to hold my arm.
"One day, Urin got a little too excited and slashed Jokers face. He wanted to carve a permanent smile on him. So when he fucked him ragged, Mr. J always looked like he enjoyed it. We both know that Mr. J hates his appearance. Can you imagine how he felt when Urin cut his face?"
"I never saw any scars?"
I said, heart sinking at what Joker went through.
"You wouldn't. It was almost twenty years ago. They healed with the proper medicine, but I'm sure you noticed how big his smile is and how he always seems to be grinning? Almost cat like."
I covered my mouth, trying not to cry. Urin was a monster, who created and even worse monster. Jay squeezed my arm and when I looked at him I could see he was enraged by what we were hearing. I could see that he too loved Joker. I could not understand why, though. I get that his past is shit, but how can they love that monster, I thought.
"So in order to get his revenge of having his face marred he bided his time and when Urin was at his weakest, Mr. J took everything. He killed anyone who got in his way and Urin went into hiding. Until recently, we started hearing rumors about the Red Dragon's return. Mr. J thinks, Urin is behind the mayors new found riches and the reason why Mr. J can't touch him."
"So he took Antwan trying to weed him out?"
I asked, pulling away from Jay because his grip on my arm was starting to hurt.
"You go it sister."
Maria stopped at a red door and glance back at me.
"Please tell me you have a plan? Once I open this door, there is no turning back."
Before I could answer I heard blood curdling screams from the other side. I rushed past her and slammed open the door. Antwan was tied to a giant wheel and being spent around while Mr. J was throwing knives at him. I could see that some of them had hit Antwan in various places. Strangely enough not anywhere that would be fatal.
"Joker, stop!"
I screamed and ran until I was in front of Antwan. I heard him whimper my name, but I ignored him and stared at Joker. His eyes were glazed and his head tilted slightly, he seemed to not recognize me. His hair was disheveled and his red shirt was unbuttoned showing a muscular torso. His breath was heavy and he was sweating. If I did not know any better I would say he was turned on by torturing Antwan. From what I just learned about him, I could only conclude that it was so.
"Joker?"
I flinched when he lifted the knife, aiming it at me, but Maria quietly spoke to him.
"Don't do it Mr. J. That's Bliss. You don't want to hurt, Bliss."
He cocked his head in her direction, closed his eyes and took a deep breath. His voice was deep and full of wanton.
"I-I… I told you to keep her in the room. She was safe in the room. Did I not make myself clear?"
He yelled turning and throwing the knife at Maria. Mr. Pearson had moved extremely close to Maria and Jay so he was able to deflect it. She gasped and fell back a step.
"Joker, please don't hurt-"
"Shut up! You don't get to speak. Shut up!"
He started for me, but stopped and grabbed his head. He began to mumble to himself. Instead of moving away I stepped towards him. I did not stop till I was merely inches from him. I knew I was playing a dangerous game, but I needed to get my friends away from him. He flinched when I touched his face, I heard Mr. Pearson clear his throat. When I looked at him he mouthed 'Do not touch his face'. I was being real stupid and ignored him. Joker's face was soft and I could feel some stubble. He groaned when I caressed his face.
"Joker-"
He stopped me again from speaking, but this time it was with his lips. He smashed them against mine. He used his hand to keep me there and used his other to pry my mouth open. The kiss was hot and his tongue tangled with mine. Fear engulfed me, but I also felt a wave of pleasure. It hit me so hard I stumbled, but he grabbed my ass and pulled me against him. His body was so hot and hard and I could feel his dick against my stomach. I tried to pull away because the feeling of kissing and being against him was too intense. My stomach tightened from the lust that consumed my body. He pulled me tighter and lifted me up by one leg, pressing my vagina into his dick. Then he began to walk me forward until I slammed against the wall. The pain of hitting the wall caused me to cry out. He growled and thrust against me. Even through my jeans he was able to hit the right spot and I moaned in pleasure and pain. He rode against me so hard it hurt. His moans were deep and full of blatant desire. It was not until I felt him trying to unbutton my jeans that I crashed back to reality. I opened my eyes to see that Mara and Jay were removing Antwan from the wheel and heading towards the door. My eyes landed on Mr. Pearson, he stared back at me. His eyes were cold and unfeeling.
He tilted his head, some of his hair under his black hat fell to cover one of his eyes, and whispered.
"Do you want me to stop him? You won't like what he'll do to you if this continues."
When I nodded, he immediately ripped Joker from me. Joker roared in rage and turned on Mr. Pearson. When Joker tried to punch him, Mr. Pearson hit him so hard in the stomach that he doubled over. Mr. Pearson though thin in frame lifted Joker up with ease and carried him to a nearby chair. He turned to me, adjusting his hair.
"Leave and do not come back, unless you are ready to take all of him. He won't chase you, but if you return I will not help you again."
I looked at Joker, who lay slumped in the chair. I looked at how beautiful he looked, his face serene. I thought about how it felt to have him against me and how much my body ached for him. It scared me; I should not be feeling this way. He was a monster and abused Antwan for his desire for revenge. No matter the reasons I could list to hate him, I wanted him so much it hurt to breath. I turned for the door and ran towards it, but before I left I looked back at him. When I saw him twitch I slipped through the red door. Running from him and what he made me feel.
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