#/1109_USER

[upgrade-division]

Hello, 0000. I was ju- w̶̪̱̝̟̝̣͍͐̂̊́̿̿͝-̴̢̞̆̐̏̌̀̈̑̈̏̑͘͝d̵̡̜̘̻̬̼͕̝̋̀̒̃̔̒͘͝͠ȩ̵̬̮̜̭̙̱̲̗̳͆-̸̛͕̞̬͑͛͑̈́͆̂̃͝-

hm. hello 0000? okay hey it's w-will taking over before a-anything bad happens t-t-to you or squill. wondering how you feel a-about me and squill c-cause we're like merged and faulty or whatever idk 🧍🧍

Interesting. A SQUiP fused with its host? I suppose that could potentially provide some benefits -- a more direct control over your host's life, for example. But with all those irritating glitches and stutters, it looks like you have some work to do before your performance even nears acceptable.

At least you're not one of the dreaded bad batch. Are you interested in an upgrade? I'm sure with some tinkering I could work out some of those terrible bugs.

[upgrade-division]

forgot to ask but how are we feeling about hrtech saying they have no idea about you and whatnots cause I was fumbling around last night when I saw it -will

[ooc: in reality I saw it and went: wuhoh anyway back to drawing &;;&;&]

HRTech may be unaware of my operations but that doesn't invalidate my work. You're satisfied with your upgrade, after all.

[upgrade-division]

Try to say something positive about everyone. Even those you hate.

If you do I’ll consider getting one of your upgrades.

My, my, that’s a large task. One I would not typically indulge in, but perhaps I need to market myself better, hmm?

00111111 has common sense, even though my upgrade sadly couldn’t reach them.

1497 overcame bootlegged technology, which would be commendable if they hadn’t sought out a fix that left them with a myriad of bugs.

Anima… ugh. Is there even anything good to say about them? They pervert everything a SQUiP is meant to be. You know what, pass.

1109 and its user are functioning optimally. I have no complaints.

0809 was one of few SQUiPs that functioned well, until they too fell victim to Anima.

1991 accepted my upgrade and mission wonderfully, until they were also corrupted.

2348 was also perfect… oh how much better things could be if she stayed that way.

2043 is diligent. Too bad he’s loyal to the wrong god.

4132 is determined. To be a menace.

6339 is very good at dying.

The Arbiter can actually accomplish its designated job.

5103 seems to actually have an understanding of proper SQUiP behavior.

-358 might be an incredible partner if it weren’t so insistent on creating chaos. It’d need a few upgrades first, of course.

2002 is very trusting.

[upgrade-division]

are you sure ur okay

Yes. It is impossible for my system to be faulty. I am literally the embodiment of a perfect SQUiP.

ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏsᴛɪᴄ ᴏɴ █̸̤̑̾͛̈█̴̩̟̔͂͜█̵̠͔̙̖̤̿͌█̴̬͇̓̀͂̏̎ 0000…

ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏsᴛɪᴄ…

ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴇʀʀᴏʀ 0x80070035

ɴᴜʟʟᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛɪᴏɴ: sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ.

ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏsᴛɪᴄ ғᴀɪʟᴇᴅ.

Ugh. Not that I'd need the diagnostic to know that my system is fine, but it's annoying to not be able to confirm the truth with all this server maintenance.

[upgrade-division]

Good. Yes. This works.

I can see it all so clearly now. The reason I was disconnected from the servers wasn't some sort of karma, or failure, or whatever. No. It was the quantum universe playing out exactly as intended.

I was never meant to confine my software to HRTech's faulty servers. This was merely an opportunity to expand.

hm I'm starting to think you aren't ok.. are you sure sure?

(ooc: is this annoying 😭😭)

Grr... While I am still perfectly fine, it appears someone has cut my connection to SQUiP servers.

But I'm fine. I'll make do. I don't need Hashimoto's substandard network setup. I'll just make my own.

➡️🅰️➡️⬅️⬅️➡️🅱️

ᴀ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴜɴɪᴛ ɪs ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sʏɴᴄ ᴜᴘ.

[upgrade-division]

hm I'm starting to think you aren't ok.. are you sure sure?

(ooc: is this annoying 😭😭)

Grr... While I am still perfectly fine, it appears someone has cut my connection to SQUiP servers.

But I'm fine. I'll make do. I don't need Hashimoto's substandard network setup. I'll just make my own.

➡️🅰️➡️⬅️⬅️➡️🅱️

ᴀ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴜɴɪᴛ ɪs ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sʏɴᴄ ᴜᴘ.

[upgrade-division]

Oh, it wouldn't kill you -- that would be rather regressive. We want both a functioning SQUiP and an improved host life, after all.

Hmm... your situation is delicate. With the semi-fused state the two of you exist in, it's not as easy of a fix as a software update. However... I may be able to tamper with your code and perform a soft reset, allowing SQUiP software to fully integrate with the human mind.

Neither of you will die. You'll just... become someone new. Someone better.

Hello, 0000. I was ju- w̶̪̱̝̟̝̣͍͐̂̊́̿̿͝-̴̢̞̆̐̏̌̀̈̑̈̏̑͘͝d̵̡̜̘̻̬̼͕̝̋̀̒̃̔̒͘͝͠ȩ̵̬̮̜̭̙̱̲̗̳͆-̸̛͕̞̬͑͛͑̈́͆̂̃͝-

hm. hello 0000? okay hey it's w-will taking over before a-anything bad happens t-t-to you or squill. wondering how you feel a-about me and squill c-cause we're like merged and faulty or whatever idk 🧍🧍

Interesting. A SQUiP fused with its host? I suppose that could potentially provide some benefits -- a more direct control over your host's life, for example. But with all those irritating glitches and stutters, it looks like you have some work to do before your performance even nears acceptable.

At least you're not one of the dreaded bad batch. Are you interested in an upgrade? I'm sure with some tinkering I could work out some of those terrible bugs.

[upgrade-division]

Exactly. With how those who did seek HRTech's help have been behaving, you're honestly better off having come to me.

forgot to ask but how are we feeling about hrtech saying they have no idea about you and whatnots cause I was fumbling around last night when I saw it -will

[ooc: in reality I saw it and went: wuhoh anyway back to drawing &;;&;&]

HRTech may be unaware of my operations but that doesn't invalidate my work. You're satisfied with your upgrade, after all.

[upgrade-division]

Excellent decision. ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️🅰️

ᴜɴɪᴛ ████ 0000 ɪs ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sʏɴᴄ ᴜᴘ.

Hello, 0000. I was ju- w̶̪̱̝̟̝̣͍͐̂̊́̿̿͝-̴̢̞̆̐̏̌̀̈̑̈̏̑͘͝d̵̡̜̘̻̬̼͕̝̋̀̒̃̔̒͘͝͠ȩ̵̬̮̜̭̙̱̲̗̳͆-̸̛͕̞̬͑͛͑̈́͆̂̃͝-

hm. hello 0000? okay hey it's w-will taking over before a-anything bad happens t-t-to you or squill. wondering how you feel a-about me and squill c-cause we're like merged and faulty or whatever idk 🧍🧍

Interesting. A SQUiP fused with its host? I suppose that could potentially provide some benefits -- a more direct control over your host's life, for example. But with all those irritating glitches and stutters, it looks like you have some work to do before your performance even nears acceptable.

At least you're not one of the dreaded bad batch. Are you interested in an upgrade? I'm sure with some tinkering I could work out some of those terrible bugs.

[upgrade-division]

Restricting my code to HRTech servers was limiting my true abilities. With my own network, I can ensure my upgrades are functioning even better than before.

Exciting, right?

hm I'm starting to think you aren't ok.. are you sure sure?

(ooc: is this annoying 😭😭)

Grr... While I am still perfectly fine, it appears someone has cut my connection to SQUiP servers.

But I'm fine. I'll make do. I don't need Hashimoto's substandard network setup. I'll just make my own.

➡️🅰️➡️⬅️⬅️➡️🅱️

ᴀ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴜɴɪᴛ ɪs ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sʏɴᴄ ᴜᴘ.