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[meganiums-petals-pokemon-shelter]

STOPPPPP. 

I get so many eggs and babies, every year, from people going “oh but it was abandoned and all alone!” NO IT WASN’T, MOMMA JUST WASN’T LOOKING AND YOURE LUCKY SHE DIDNT CATCH YOU

what is it with people and “oh wild pokemon are adorable and therefore perfectly safe!” ???

half the time it doesnt even matter what species. honestly.

STOP!

TRYING!

TO!

PET!

WILD TEDDIURSA OR URSARING!

especially Teddiursa because there’s always a 99.9% chance that Mama Ursaring is nearby and will be VERY mad and think you want to hurt her baby.

[chanzicoup]

A/N: I got this template from tenseoyong and I could not find the original creator to give proper credit to.

A = Announcement.- How do you tell him and the world that you’re expecting?

Fans would start to gather information based off of the some what baggy clothes you were wearing recently and the random stops to the store for food at all hours of the night, at some point Ten would post the confirmation on his social media, the photo of the positive pregnancy test being the photo.

B = Books.- Did he read the books?

No.

C = Cuddles.- Who cuddles the baby more?

He would spoil this kid rotten, you’d end up being the sensible parent while Ten is the childish one.

D = Daddy.- His reaction to being called Daddy and it setting in.)

The baby’s first word was “daddy” and it was caught on camera too, let’s just say Ten saves a copy of this footage in his phone for when he’s traveling and misses you two.

E = Empty.- Who goes to the store when you guys run out of supplies?

Ten would since this gives you a chance to relax even for a few minutes as Ten takes the baby out too and lets them pick whatever they want to buy. You would ask him to go get milk and he comes back with six bags of toys and no milk.

F = Feeding time- Who does feeding time?

You probably would since Ten would play too much while feeding the baby that they’d be too excited to eat.

G = Grumpy baby. - Who is better at dealing with a grumpy baby?

Totally Ten. He is the master of play time.

H = How?- how many kids does he want?

He is a bit unrealistic since he would want like three kids while you’re exhausted with just the one.

J = Jokes.- best dad joke?

Kid: “Dad, did you get a haircut?”

Dad: “No, I got them all cut.”

K = Kisses.- His favorite place to kiss the baby.

He doesn’t have a specific place where he kisses the baby, he just likes being around the baby as much as possible.

L = Little.- How he feels when he holds the baby for the first time.

He’s a giggling mess, whispering to the newborn as you get some much-deserved rest after the long labor. He’s apprehensive about letting the doctor’s take the baby since he thinks the baby is so fragile it’ll break like glass.

M = Mommy.- what does he call you?

He’d like the petname “sweety” for you.

N = Nappies.- who deals with the really bad diapers?

Ten’s childish when in the presence of his own child, so he’d groan really loudly to make them giggle as he changes their diaper. When they learn how to walk though, that’s another story since they get so wound up they start running around the house without a diaper on.

O = Onesies- Who likes to dress the baby in ridiculous outfits?

Ten would totally buy his baby Gucci flip flops and Versace shirts. For no good reason other than a good Instagram picture.

P = Pet names- names he calls the baby.

“Angel”

Q = Questions.- How many questions does he ask the nurse?

None, all he is thinking about is the positives so he lowkey ignores the big things until you bring it up to him.

R = Rely- what is the biggest thing you rely on each other for?

He would rely on you to talk to him when you feel like he isn’t pulling his weight with the baby, he wants to be more useful to you and not just be around for play time. You would rely on him to take things seriously from time to time and to not make you look like the villain when you need to put your foot down.

S = Sleep duty. - who gets up when it’s really late at night?

This is one of those times Ten likes to help you out, though it is tempting to blow a raspberry into the baby’s stomach at three a.m, he knows it’ll wake you and them up.  

T = Trepidation.- fears as a new parent.

He’s worried the child won’t trust him in the future because how much he likes to joke around. All he wants is for his child to feel safe with confiding in him and to talk to him if something is bothering them.

U = Ultra sounds.- His reactions to the ultrasounds.

This particular ultrasound was at the three months mark and the baby couldn’t be seen until that day, so you and Ten were so ecstatic to finally see the shape of a head in place of a grey blob on a screen.

V = Values.- what is the most important value he wants to teach your child.

He wants to teach his child the importance of trusting or not trusting others and wants them to be careful who they hang around as they grow up. He doesn’t want his child to be brought down by peer pressure.

W = Water.- Who gives the babe the baths?

He would since he’s found a way to trick the baby into getting clean while playing with them.

X = X-mas- what do you guys plan for the holidays?

His family is in Thailand so he’d love to go there to visit them with his own little family, and of course, he’d want to do the same for you. What you guys might do is visit both sides of the family before the actual holiday and spend that day specifically for the three of you only.

Y = Yelling.- How many fights do the two of you get in?

Some little fights would happen pretty often, usually over small things like disagreements. Things wouldn’t get so bad very often and when they do a third party comes in and explains that it’s not worth ruining your relationship over and you guys end up talking about it all.

Z = Zoo- How crazy is the house after the birth?

It’s a bit messy since there is an abundance of toys laying around, but when there are guests coming over everyone in the house works hard to make the rooms look presentable.

~Blake

[thetimetravelingjedi]

I actually got tagged in one of these things YAY! Thanks, @clrkesbellamy!! 

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better ✨

a - age: haha I’m just gonna say below 27 ;) b - birthplace: the U.S of A c- current time: Currently time for me to take a nap. d - drink you last had: I’m boring, but I love me my water.  e - easiest person to talk to: Most definitely my sister.  f - favorite song: UM Well, I’m kinda obsessed with all sorts of music so this is really hard to just pick one from one genre, but I interesting am obsessed with movie scores, and one of my all time favorites is Across the Stars by John Williams. g- grossest memory: Gross?? Hmmm... When I got a tooth knocked out, and like blood and tears were everywhere and YUCK. h - horror yes or horror no: Never actually brought myself to watch strictly horror, soooo probably horror no. i - in love?: Nope j - jealous of people?: Not often. I’m pretty content with where I am right now. k - killed someone?: No............ l - love at first sight or should i walk by again: Walk by again. For me things take time. m - middle name: Nicole n - number of siblings: Three o - one wish: Me to be more open with people. p - person you called last: An old teacher actually! q - question you’re always asked: Honestly I’m always asked if I’ll do something for a person. And YES I WILL DO IT. BUT STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY KINDNESS PLEASE. r - reason to smile: When Bell is happy, I’m happy. s - song you sang last: The Room Where It Happens from Hamilton because I freakin love that musical. t - time you woke up: 7:30 am u - underwear color: Ummm... Blue?? v - vacation destination: Australia or New Zealand because New Zealand is so fricken beatiful. w - worst habit: Eating food. Like I swing from barely eating anything for days to eating constantly AND I KNOW IT’S NOT GOOD x - x-rays: Ummm I honestly can’t even remember. Best guess three or four?? y - your favourite food: Homemade food. My mother makes the BEST food. z - zodiac sign: Taurus 

tag 20 blogs you wanna get to know better: I’m just gonna pick some mutuals and some of y’all that sometimes show up in my activity feed. Don’t feel pressured if you don’t want to  @maree-s, @inajohncriminalway, @bikershelby, @hisstericallypawesomesleepurr, @oh-ur-dead, @thetwins90, @maneatingmushroomatemytaco, @bellarkeberonica, @ginalou16, @katerinapetrova-komtrikru,  and I’m too lazy for more. If any of the rest of you who I didn’t tag want to do it, go for it! Tag me in it, because I’d love getting to know you!!