#//honestly idk how to write in pirate speak but i was afraid of butchering it so heres this as is? idk where i was going with this

[mechahero]

@pzfr asked- ☠️[[pirate time different monster, same face (accepting)

"Excuse me-" A voice pipes up. The closest thing to a warning given before he snatches the necklace off of the neck of the poor passerby he ended up behind.

He looks at the string of pearls, turning it over and admiring the light that catches onto it. Ignoring the shouting next to him courtesy of the woman he'd just stolen from, he finally hums in approval before pocketing it. He makes his way forward, allowing himself an impish grin at all the stares coming his way. Heeled boots thud against the floor as he walks with purpose.

Lambda pulls out a chair and clambers on top of a table. His skirt is given a quick straightening and a sash laced with silver from previous plunderings is readjusted. "Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention?" His voice is loud, pronounced and carries a confidence foreign to the original Lambda. His eyes scan over the crowd and drinks in the looks of confusion. And then he opens his mouth once more, all too ready to unleash chaos with the next chosen set of words.

"We're commandeering this vessel right now. But don't fret!" This is punctuated with an index finger pointing skyward. "Just hand your jewelry to the nice man on the table and whatever's left of ya won't be dumped into the sea."