#//his desktop background is Mari from the terrible Evangelion rebuilds by the way

[riseoftheradiotrons]

💞 *sighs* Turbulence

Turb immediately flops onto his desk and gazes at nothing in particular, looking so lovestruck there may as well be cartoon hearts floating above his head and popping like lovely pink bubbles.

"Pretty ladies. Any sort of pretty ladies. I think they're called waifus on Earth. They're all my waifus."

His voice sounds almost slimy. You don't want to hear him describe anything more. Or look at his computer background. Anything but his computer background.