#//but also i feel that i keep my dsi super fucking close nowadays but in my early adult years i was constantly losing that thing

[djsangos]

stopping pressing x to doubt and now pressing f to pay respects thats rough buddy hope it gets better soon

maybe you can take a mini spa day between jobs like go get a facial before your next uh

crusade? i dont know what gods do for a living besides just hang out and be gods

yeah it sure is interesting when its not mindjacking people and trying to kill everyone on the planet cod damn

land fish came a good while after all the humans and other landbound animals perished iirc

huge war huge flood etc etc itd take way too long and someone way more versed in history to explain the whole thing

what kinds of animals do you guys have anyway are they all animal people too

oh no dont worry ive got plenty of head injuries and always get them checked out

despite all the doctors best efforts though they still made me Like This

but i guess it could be worse

holding you at gunpoint say shes the prettiest fish youve ever seen right now or i swear to cod ill pull the trigger

but yeah the humans ive seen on here do look pretty similar to us but a bit more uh. furry? theyre pretty fresh

oh my coddddd at least invite me to lunch first before you roll up like someones drunk aunt at a family reunion full of people youve never met saying you could toooootally officiate our marriage if were thinking of tying the knot *wink wonk*

that being said were not engaged yet

we probably will be in the future near or far if ive got any say in it were both just weird and waiting for the right time

but sigh..... one day......

guess ill keep your url in my back pocket if we dont find any options we like here thanks for the offer

Any moment that we are not working is a moment that someone is either trying to kill us our themselves, so we are going to have to pass on that front. Believe us when we say that our stress levels are only going to increase if we take any time off. It's better like this.

Oh? Still not entirely sure what a robot is either, but we think that we can grasp the concept of an artificial intelligence based on the name alone. Technological advancements certainly are impressive, even if they've caused more trouble than they seem to be worth.

So mammals are extinct where you come from? Fascinating…our own home does host quite a few bipedal fish who walk on land, but we are able to live alongside them with relatively few issues. Ah, but we digress again…

You have certainly been through quite a handful of adventures yourself, hmm? Make sure that you get those head traumas treated and checked out, if you haven't already — they can be quite nasty, even when the stakes don't involve the fate of the world or whatever else you've seen.

Cooking is an invaluable skill, immortal or not. Whether you are feeding yourself or others matters little…and admittedly, it is rather fun in its own right. But we've already bored you with our aimless rambling on the topic for long enough; we won't drag it out any further.

Hmmm…we see. Admittedly, we are not too sure about the whole "hairless/scaleless limbs" thing, but to each their own! Actually, she kind of reminds us of the few humans that we have seen…you know. If humans were more visually interesting to look at, that is. Regardless of our own preferences, though…

#arent i just the luckiest squid

If she makes you happy, then we are inclined to agree. Spending your fleeting mortal life with someone who brings you joy is probably one of the most important aspects of courting a potential spouse. That is to say that if you are ever looking to officiate your relationship with her, we are ordained to handle such matters!