#//a heating lamp for him

[viciousbite]

Darkfang Headcanon

Cuddles

Darkfang is a clingy recharge partner. Seeking warmth of another frame/body, plus he enjoys being near another more than he admits. He tends to cuddle up to his berch partners, all limbs and tail included if not stopped. Unless, his partners frame is cold, then--rejection. The only minus point, occasionally he squeezes too hard, like a constricting snake.

There has been cases where he has crawled into anothers berch, simply to sleep next to them. Although, he needs to be comfortable enough with them, due to not wanting to get mauled while recharging.

[mavigator]

the easiest ways to defeat namor:

1. hit him on the soft spot on the back of his head that makes him forget who he is

2. rotate him to induce tonic immobility like a shark

3. be a blonde woman

[mischievousspooks]

It's been cold, okay? Happy Flat Fuck Friday, y'all.

[samuelroukin]

thinking about vampire sex logistics (not close to happening yet btw) but if he’s cold. that thang will be cold also 🤔 unpleasant to say the least

[dire-vulture]

omg i was just thinking since Yazeena is a fire dragon and craves being in warmth, he probably would go into a state of torpor when it gets too cold. but then i realized. that wouldn't be very noticeably different than how he already acts fdgsd good job yazeena.

[toastclown]

basking all day today

[turtleblogatlast]

Perhaps odd question: Is hypothermia a thing for Leo? Considering he's colder than average, in the colder months can he get hypothermia and die? Or frostbite?

Or is he immune somehow?

[ cw: hypothermia mention / death mention / ]

He’s actually more susceptible to it than most, even though he can come back from it. The cold does Not agree with him. There’s a reason his casual outfit is a winter coat, after all! He gets chilly :(

[hallow-yeen]

simon petrikov mood board, ill probably do a few more posts once more episodes come out or if i end up rewatching 1-4.

[millionyearhearts]

one of my honest to god favorite things about black butler is that sebastian just kinda sucks

like he tries so hard to be perfect bc he's such a prideful mf and on the rare occasions he succeeds... it's kinda overshadowed by the fact that he's just the most pathetic mf on the planet and YES i'm saying this as a sebastian lover

he's the embodiment of "this is good but it also kinda sucks. i shan't elaborate" it's FUNNY like he's this multi-dimensional powerhouse who's roamed the universe for (presumably) millennia and his biggest stressor is his master disliking his food or the dishes not being put away alphabetically like ain't no way 💀

and yea yea i get it "he's been around so long that he's found joy and amusement even in the mundane, he likes his life as a butler bc it gives him smth to do amidst the strife of being immortal" blah blah blah it doesn't change the fact that he probably goes into his little butler room and cries if he doesn't have everyone's eyes on him at all times just like he wants & i love him for it

AND EVERYONE WANTS TO BONE THIS LOSER TOO WHICH MAKES IT EVEN BETTER like bard mey-rin agni arthur etc. all wanna deflower this guy but he wears emo hair and says dumbass puns and never pisses or sleeps like. like

[frmulcahy]

Best and most underrated Good Omens fanon is when people draw and write Crowley being absolutely cold and miserable during the winter because he’s a snake

[autisticarachnid]

it is 1 in the fuckin morning and my senior bearded dragon has the zoomies. wtf

[leondxs]

me: -constantly checking on my leopard gecko to make sure he’s ok-

him:

[basuralindo]

I hate tryna wake up when it's anything below 60°f in the room cause my alarm goes off and my body's like "no. hybernate.".

Me and Sahir in moderately cool weather tucked into warm beds refusing to move like

[mcybree]

Imprisoned for his crimes

(i figured you'd find this funny idk)

also the screenshot is from gems soup-group base tour video on her second channel at about 12:03 mins just in case you haven't seen it yet and want to check it out.

yeah yeah she personally imprisoned scott smajor and made it part of her base weve all done it

[borrelia]

woke up from a very horrifying image of a bearded dragon eating itself inside out. 👍 great dream!

[werebutch]

I need snake so bad ITS SOOOO LOOONG AWAAAYYY