#//Unless maybe rlly pressed for it; but STILL lmao

[dutybcrne]

I saw somewhere that the characters la Mue.rte and x|balba of B00k of L|fe only have ONE trace of each other’s colors near/on their eyes to symbolize how they only have eyes for each other and now I am having THINKINGS

[txdoroki]

cuddling hcs with sugawara, kenma, kageyama, and hinata! :)

gn reader | warnings: none | words: 1,005

genre: fluff asf

a/n- i’ve been looking forward to writing this hehe. hope you all like it!! <3

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sugawara

-his favorite thing to do with you is cuddle.

-literally loves it so much. if you both are chilling and not doin anything he makes you cuddle with him

-you, him, and daichi are just chilling in his room? he can talk to daichi when cuddling you just fine, c’mere

-favorite position is spooning with him as big spoon cause he likes being able to hold you, but also loves to just have you curled up next to his side so he can see your face

-he whispers silly things in your ear to make you giggle. or sweet nothings, just to be able to watch you get all flustered and shy.

-puts his face in the crook of your neck and just keeps it there

-when you both are cuddling, usually you’re deep in conversation. if not, probably watching some sort of movie

-accidentally falls asleep when you’re midsentance cause he’s just so relaxed and comfy ya know

-mans is like a walking heater for whatever reason, so you both never need blankets considering his body heat alone keeps you warm

-more often than not, you both cuddle in yours or his bed, but sometimes you cuddle on the couch

-he really likes being close to you and feeling like he’s your protector, so whenever you cuddle further into him his hEART IS JUST LIKE ANDHSIDJFNEHI

-sometimes if you are particularly tired and about to fall asleep in his arms, he messes with you and pinches you to confuse your poor, sleepy mind

-doesn’t let go of you until he absolutely has to. one time he was literally holding you for seven hours

-you were like ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ to daichi when he asked you if you were the reason suga was late to practice that day ..

kenma

-okay so... how do i say this...

-he isnt exactly a fan of cuddling

-likes you to just lay your head on his chest, but not in a way where he can’t play his stupid game

-on the rare occasion that he wants cuddles from you, he more just lays close to you. likes his personal space quite a bit

-whenever you both are chilling on the couch, he just puts an arm around your shoulder or something similar instead of leaning on you

-is fine with hugs and stuff, but cuddles..? nah they take wayyyy too long. hugs he likes but cuddles not rlly

-okay mAYBE he likes cuddling sometimes but that’s just when one of you had a bad day and wanna be close to the other

-quiet while cuddling, he figures you want to sleep whenever you ask him to lay with you, so he’s just dead silent staring at the ceiling/his game ..

-when you told him you were fine with talking while cuddling he was like

-????

-“wait, i thought you wanted to nap?”

-he’d always brush his hand against your arm whenever talking after that, it would give you goosebumps every. damn. time.

-you had to explain how you loved talking to him all the time and he was like

-oh.

kageyama

-doesn’t really have an opinion on cuddling. but he really prefers personal space, and cuddling kinda messes with his space .. so

-whenever you wanna cuddle he’s like “fine”

-he enjoys it with you but if anyone else would ask him to cuddle he’d throw a volleyball at their head

-don’t tell him i said this cause his ego would come after me, but he loves being the little spoon.

-you having your leg over his and your arms wrapped around him??? yes pls

-he loves trying to tickle you whilst still being in your arms sooo

-yeah he’s been kicked in the balls once or twice uh.

-you gave him kisses all over the face as an apology tho so no hard feelings

-after being with you for a while, cuddling kinda grows on him cause he stops associating it with being vulnerable and more associates it with being with you sooo

-likes when you lay facing each other and he can see your face

-cuddles are sorta rare, he prefers laying near each other and holding hands rather than really close

-gets hot rlly rlly easily so cuddles don’t usually last super long unless your ac is BOOMIN

-mans will be putty in your hands if you play with his hair.. but good luck getting him to let you play with it in the first place

-do it do it. play with his hair DO ITTT

hinata

-ADORES cuddles

-proud little spoon, makes him feel all bubbly when you cling onto him like a fuckin baby koala lmao

-like kageyama when i say PLAY WITH HIS HAIR. DO IT PLS

-actually .. he was the one who begged YOU to cuddle with him, not the other way around

-pls he’s such a sweetheart he probably makes up dumb little tunes and shit about how amazing of a partner you are while you’re cuddling

-if he could have it his way, you’d be on his shoulders during volleyball games and everything just so he can still have you close to him even when you aren’t alone together

-mans is not scared to have you sitting in his lap when you’re out. in. public.

-pda got NOTHING on him he loves pda and showing you off like “this is my cuddle baby!! not yours!!” :,]

-gets chilly so he really appreciates it whenever you cuddle with him in his bed and you’re pressed next to him or spooning him and trying to get him to warm up

-he feels so loved when you nuzzle into his chest when you aren’t spooning

-if you fall asleep while cuddling you bet he’s gonna be flustered. he’s gonna be like “oh my god??? they feel safe with me??” and start internally sobbing from how adorable you are

-mans just wants affection give it to him or ELSE (ง'̀-'́)ง he deserves the world

-gives PHENOMENAL hugs 100%

[bibbykins]

So are the seven princes the same level of crazy or are they are different levels? I feel like their on the same level some just hide it in a different way. I was trying to think about which one I would prefer (although I prefer no craziness lol) and I guess it would be Jin cause he’s at least up front about being crazy 😂

I totally agree! They all are on that same level but they express it differently! Although, the most honest ones are Jin and Yoongi, so I think I would prefer them too lmaoo! Here are some lil headcanons:

Jin:

Very proud of the lengths he'll go to for his Leopard (a lil too proud) and lives for your praise

Has the most honest relationship with you than he ever has with anyone bc you're both kinda crazy for each other

Will tell you what exactly what he plans to do to people who upset you, will maybe even ask your opinion if he’s stuck between what to do

Like that is casual dinner convo if it comes up, makes y’all one of the most intimidating couples tbh

Sometimes you even make requests such as when a professor gets too handsy or if you get jealous

He’ll poke fun at your jealousy but he’s way worse lmao

Doesn’t prefer killing, but nothing is off the table for you

Respects you a lot so lying to you isn’t even an option 

Yoongi:

He has the power to ruin lives at the drop of a hat 

You have the power to make him drop said metaphorically hat at your whim, sugar baby energy

You both control each other so easily and it’s very equal and mutual relationship 

He is also very protective

Not above hiring to kill, but will only do it if you ask bc he thinks death is too easy

Usually blackmails and puts anyone who bothers you in prison or far away in a miserable state of living 

You don't bore yourself with the details how he got rid of someone unless you really want to know

He lets you know if he’s gonna do something and for what reason before he does anything, giving you a chance to be like, “nah, don’t” but there is one exception...

If he sees you cry he basically sees red and hunts down whoever made you cry. You're his Sunshine, if you cry, someone is paying the price

Hoseok:

Sometimes, he wishes he could lie to you, but not only is he incapable, he cannot bring himself to do it

So he is just like “alright, do you want me to tell you or do you want me to only tell you if you ask?” 

After much deliberation, you’re like, “Just let me ask first.” bc same as in the fic, you’re just like some shit is above my pay grade, literally or metaphorically

Doesn’t like hiring to kill, he prefers ruining lives to make them suffer through it

V short temper when it comes to people even looking at you wrong so he doesn’t tell you when he’s gonna do anything

However, if you sense he might and tell him not to, he’ll respect your wishes or negotiate

Thinks it’s hot when you loose your temper and tell him to do whatever he wants, knowing he will definitely do something

You tell no one about the gratification you get feigning shock when a coworker tells you “so-and-so got fired and was barely able to get a job in the countryside, and he hates rural towns.” and you just say, “oh my, what a shame” with an internal smirk

Namjoon:

First things first, you both know that you know, but you also silently agreed not to talk about it most of the time

If you think about it too hard, then you feel bad(sometimes), so you just... don’t think about it

Altough, you are his alibi with no questions asked at any given time

He will do whatever he feels like he should, even gets advice from some of the other girls, mostly Leopard and Sunshine

The girls will tell you if he asked and you’ll just be like, “you guys are so silly and overprotective lmao”

Times will come when you’ll just thank him if you hear about what he “may or may not have” done and he’ll act casual but be rlly giddy internally

The closest to a regular relationship is you guys, but that’s mostly by default bc in reality y’all are codependent AT BEST

But similar to Sunshine, you also have sugar baby energy when it comes to his craziness

Jimin:

Enjoys threatening people in the name of love and is not above murder, but would never do it himself, would rather pay someone else to

Always says he hates when you question him or talk back but secretly enjoys it so he makes 0 attempt to hide his sinister tendencies from you

He just... never rlly tells you? If you ask he will, though and you’re just kinda *shrug* about it and sometimes use it to your advantage

Extremely supportive of your dreams- especially since it consists of mostly staying home and doing work there and is still trying to make you his manager

You're the only person that can tell him what to do and he'll listen most of the time

Although, he seldom respects your wishes or gives you permission to do stuff- not that it ever stops you/not that you ever ask

He has the “yes honey” yandere vibes rlly

Taehyung:

Not afraid to ruin lives for his lover and has no remorse for anyone who threatens you or what you both have

Strives to keep his darker tendencies hidden bc he wants to keep you pure, whatever that means

Supports your dreams- and is thankful they involve things he can employ you for/ things you can work from home for (although the embroidery needles make him SWEAT esp when you prick your fingers)

He would hate to think of what he would have to do if you wanted to go in a field he had no connections in, although there barely is any field of the sort with his job

Tries, usually in vain, to keep his stalker tendencies at bay, but who can blame him when you look so cute sleeping

Does his absolute best to respect your wishes.. although is not above lying to you about tampering with the situation

It's for your own good, you're too pure to understand the things a person like him has to do for your love

Jungkook:

Kind of almost a nut case, but he's your nut case since he tries to be subtle about his darker tendencies 

Is not great at it, but he doesn't go too far (in your mind) so you let it slide

Plus you're not exactly sane yourself, so it works out when you want him to put someone in their place

You're not a violent person, but he is when you need him to be, so you’ll just be like “ugh, this person tried to short me on a alter for a dress” and he’s out the door or making a phone call

Hates to lie, so never really does, just like Jimin he just doesn’t say anything unless you ask, except he tries to sugar coat it. (If you press further, he’ll crack under the pressure and be flat out) bc even when he does lie, you can tell and he knows

Not great at putting his emotions into words and is kind of a mess but is figuring out how to boyfriend and not stalker

Kind of endearing but a little frustrating at times

Seven Princes of Campus Masterlist

[powerosewaterpuff]

YO ITS ME AGAIN , so um , some fear gas content in your au please , like fear gased dick and big bro jason comfort him

i genuinely have no excuse as to why this is so late, but oh my god school has been up my ass lately and i haven’t been able to get back into the groove of writing so I took this as an opportunity to build on that a bit. so tysm for the prompt! i rlly rly appreciate it hehe and again this had no excuse to be as late as it was ngl. but again this is my robin reversal au with jason being the oldest (i cant think of a good early hero name though ugh!) and dick being younger than him so enjoy! also so dick isn’t officially robin (he only does that when jason dies), but the persona still exists and he will join on major missions but bruce still has him in training so casual patrols are a no unless they have no other option for back up yk?

tw// there’s a slight mention of needles! it’s super short but i wanna be on the safe side as well as mild mention of cuts and scratches!

it took prodding. begging. and absolutely pleading to get bruce to agree to let jason and dick patrol together on their own. dick and or robin was not a constant on patrols with jason and bruce, as bruce wanted to ensure dick was fully equppied and trained before rushing into the field. it didn’t matter how much dick whined, or complained, or did as twice as many flipping kicks in training, the answer was always a solid no unless supervised or it was necessary. so it was a massive stretch to assume that bruce would agree to let them patrol together. they were practically in shock as bruce gave a nod after a few moments of silence. he even surprised himself. maybe it was the puppy eyed stare (mostly dick), or the reassurances that alfred would be on their comms the entire time, or even the full promise by jason that everything would be alright, but something made bruce say yes. more field training would be more than beneficial for dick anyways, (and that bright smile his youngest gave him and tight squeeze of a hug from his eldest didn’t hurt either).

the only promise jason was going to be able to fulfil was that scarecrow was going to rue the fucking day he decided to rear his ugly face out of arkham. it didn’t matter that bruce was beating the living shit out of him, holding no punches. jason was still brimming with rage. he hopped rooftop to rooftop, whipping his head around wildly as he searched for a fear gassed blur of neon colours. he wished he had been fucking a nanosecond faster, to reach out and pull dick from the blast of fear gas that swam through his nose and induced him in this fucking crazed frenzy. dick had just taken off his mask, right as jason was telling him to wait before bruce gave them the signal, and now jason was scouring the streets of gotham trying to find his brother. (he was going to fucking break scarecrow’s face, if bruce hadn’t already)

jason’s life was never one attributed with luck, it seemed like every possible slot in his pile was stacked firmly against him. except for when out of the corner of his vision he saw a stumbling mesh of a yellow cape climb onto a roof to his left. jason, took this as his initiative to attempt to stealthily sneak up next to dick, using his dark costume as an advantage.

he crept gently over to the building as he saw dick stumble onto his knees and he winced a bit as blood began to trickle down dick’s leg from the gashes beginning to form. dick was looking around wildly, almost in a desperate search for something. now, jason would’ve waited. he should’ve waited. bruce has drilled into his mind that dealing with victims of fear gas had to be done as meticulously and carefully as possible. dick shouldn’t have been any different, jason was able to hold to hold himself back. or he should’ve been able to.

it wasn’t until he saw dick scream out for his mother in a guttural rasp and leap towards the railings of the rooftop, did jason feel his legs take off as he stretched out, and managed to secure an arm around dick firmly. dick screeched even louder, wailing for his mother as he dug his nails into jason’s arms. jason gritted his teeth tightly but held on, because fuck that hurt. dick struggled and pushed, stamping his foot against jason’s leg and attempting to squirm out of his hold. but jason held on.

jason began attempting to reason with dick, he leaned his head down and gently placed it against dick’s. he murmured a bunch of fucking nothing as dick sobbed his throat raw. jason leaned closer to dick’s ear as dick began to shake in fear rather than anger and shut his eyes tight.

“dick? it’s jason, it’s just me. we’re on some fucking rooftop somewhere, and you are safe. okay? i’m holding you, and you’re safe, nothing is going to happen. bruce is gonna be here soon, and everything is going to be okay. i know you’re seeing god knows what, but i’m gonna get you out of this alright? i-i promise.”

jason couldn’t say he wasn’t dumbfounded when dick stopped angrily squirming around and began pressing his face into jason’s chest, with fat tears streaming down his face as he let out a wet sob. jason hesitantly wrapped his slightly bleeding arms around dick even tighter, curling up around him as he tried to push out the sound of dick’s sobs. he was never exactly good at dealing with dicks tears, he hated them so fucking much.

it didn’t take long for batman to arrive on the scene, but it was a scene he didn’t exactly like. his oldest son was cradling his youngest son as he heaved and sobbed. bruce silently stalked over, tapping jason on the shoulder as he waved his hands quietly, indicating that he could take dick off of his hands. jason was, not surprisingly, hesitant. (that untrustful hesitance was something, no matter how far jason did with his recovery, would always exist. that need to protect himself, or anyone he could care about no matter who it was against. that deeply rooted and innate need for self preservation, it marred jason’s soul with broad brush strokes. fading, but never leaving. )

jason almost shook himself into realization, realizing it was batman who was standing in front of him, and not someone of possible harm. he slowly unfurled his arms around dick, but was once again left dumbfounded when dick gripped onto the back of his uniform even tighter. the once muffled sobs got louder as dick desperately tried to hold onto jason. jason felt bruce’s stare, fucking digging into him, but he found himself not caring as he quickly curled back around dick. rocking back and forth, not bothering with the useless platitudes but keeping a firm lock on the back of dick’s neck and his waist. he peered up at batman and caught his gaze, and with a hushed agreement, they nodded at each other.

jason looped his arms around dick’s legs, his face twisting into a deeply set frown as dick’s sobs began morphing into hacking coughs, harsh and volatile. he managed to get himself standing upright as he pressed a kiss onto dick’s tear stained check, whilst still rubbing his back. the pain of others always had physically manifestions on jason. he fucking hated it. his mother would be splayed out on the couch, muttering incoherent fucking nonsense and jason would feel bile sting at the back of his throat, almost tempting him to kneel over and lurch as his body shook violently. and now, hearing dick’s fragmented breaths and shaky sobs, he felt like doing just that.

it had taken an effort, to get jason and dick safely off of the roof, and at the end bruce opted into scooping jason up who had dick clinging onto him like a koala, and simply carrying them both into the batmobile. alfred has already been long informed of the situation and had been able to promptly prepare an antidote that would be ready for their arrival. that did not mean, of course, that dick was compliant in taking the antidote. it took shushing and holding and soft whispers to get him to stop squirming enough for the needle to safely prick through his skin. alfred had opted to use little superman stickers afterwards, they were always dick’s favourite.

it had taken a while for dick to become conscious again, as alfred had added just a touch of sedatives to the antidote. just to help dick relax. when he did wake up, the world around him looking slightly fuzzy around the corners, he found himself encased in two sets of arms. was he in bruce’s bed? dick attempted to sit up but was met with a hand in his face pushing him back down, he turned his head to the side to be met with hazy lime green eyes and a lazy smile.

“dickie, sleep. now. you’ll wake up bruce— dont look at me like that he’s a light sleeper and you fucking know it. now go back to sleep, we’ll talk in the morning.”

“I just woke up though, why am I going back to slee-.”

“sh. your voice is too loud this early in the morning.”

“you’re so annoyin—and get your hand off of me!”

“make me—slapping my hand isn’t doing anything, bud.”

“shut up. i didn’t ask.”

“you’re still not making me”

“i’ll kick you.”

“do it. c’mon. do it right now.”

“fine—stop pinching my cheeks, jay! ow, ow, ow.”

“stop kicking me, then i’ll stop pinching.”

“that’s not fair! who made you the king of rules, assh-.”

“boys.”

“sorry bruce.”

“i’m sorry, B.”

“i’ll whoop your ass tomorrow.”

“I’d like to see you try, you old sack of bones.”

and with a roll of the eyes, a feathery soft kiss was pressed into dick’s forehead. a soft smile curled at dicks lips afterwards, a warm fire nestling in his heart drove the lingering hazy darkness away. dick nuzzled closer into the bed sheets as the two sets of arms encasing him only held on tighter. all curled under the fluffy bedsheets as the morning sun began to rise on the horizon, seeping through the cracks of the dark curtains as a kaleidoscope of colours painted the early morning sky.

fin.

i rlly should’ve made this longer with a little more detail but i haven’t gotten back into the groove of creative writing yet so take this with a grain of salt lmao. but anywho tysm for reading and tysm for the prompt! again i rlly wanna get back into creative writing so hopefully i’ll written sm shit? hopefully? maybe? idk? but again tysm for reading and i am so so sorry for how long this took :]!!

[angeltrapz]

🛏️, 🐯, and 🌊 for whoever's got the biggest hold on your brain rn from the rainbow asks?

gnna answer this ask first bc it's easier but tysm for sending me some ;v; I'm actually gnna answer this w three F/Os bc the three of them are playing tug-of-war in my head lmao!!

jim:

🛏️ - give us a sleep-related headcanon!:

jim sleeps like me, which means that he only sleeps in his boxers, even when it's freezing out - part of this is bc he's like. a personal space heater. whose calves I frequently press my feet to bc I am just as stubborn abt how I sleep except it doesn't take much for me to get rlly cold dnfkjds. he also prefers to fall asleep as the big spoon unless he's had a rough day <3 (me being big spoon is kind of hilarious though bc I am 5'2'' and he is. 6'0''.)

🐯 - what’s your f/o’s favorite animal?:

I've thought abt this before actually! my gut response would have to be grey wolf. I think my perception of him probably ties into this - he's big, strong, will fight tooth and nail for those he loves even if he can't always do so in ways that make sense. he's very much a leader, and he's not one to blindly follow; maybe his intentions aren't always selfless, but what he's got, he's going to protect, y'know?

🌊 - can your f/o swim?:

he can! given that he's in alaska, though, he only does so w a wet suit - and while he's used to the cold, he actually doesn't rlly enjoy swimming all that much. every now and then it's a fun day trip, but ultimately, he doesn't care for it so much.

-

irvin:

🛏️ - give us a sleep-related headcanon!:

irvin is a very, very still sleeper, which is very much unlike me who tosses and turns most of the night due to insomnia + inability to sleep through the night uninterrupted. he's adapted to this well, though, because he knows that if I fall asleep when he's holding me, I'm more likely to stay still <33 he sleeps warm like jim does, too, but he prefers to at least wear a t-shirt! (he also does Not let go of me until he absolutely has to - i.e. his arm going numb lmao)

🐯 - what’s your f/o’s favorite animal?:

okay so I've given this thought before too and I want to say deer. I'm not quite sure why I feel this one so strongly but I do. I just think he'd have a lot of respect for how elegant they are in both appearance and conduct (for the most part). I actually have more complex feelings on this but I am not With It enough to explain them so maybe another time!!

🌊 - can your f/o swim?:

he can, but like jim, he simply doesn't rlly enjoy it that much. it's possible to convince him every now and then though!

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lawrence:

🛏️ - give us a sleep-related headcanon!:

lawrence actually has insomnia like me + we have similar habits (moving around a lot, nightmares, waking up at random hours for no real reason), so it honestly works out really well! he's someone who prefers to wear actual pajamas to bed, but in the warmer months will be content with a t-shirt and boxers. either way though he's definitely a cuddler and does Not let go for anything, even if he actually has to move to prevent his arm from going numb lmao. prefers to be big spoon but isn't opposed to little spoon sometimes!

🐯 - what’s your f/o’s favorite animal?:

okay so I don't know why I feel this so strongly, but my gut wants to say red panda. I don't rlly know Why, but that's what jumped out to me!! I just think he'd kinda like how they're literally shaped like little teddy bear raccoons. could it also have smth to do with the fact that I associate him with teddy bears + similar-looking animals? perhaps but it's cute!!

🌊 - can your f/o swim?:

he can and actually likes to! aquatic therapy is smth he took part in quite a bit after his amputation + he found out it actually rlly helped, so he likes to fairly regularly - though it's typically always in an indoor/at least warmer pool due to complications that can arise. he enjoys it though and is always content to hang out in the water with me or diana for a little while!

[watchyourbluesturngolden]

my annotations for chappy 11 of ysijwa

this is just for drea and leyla to read so if you're not drea or leyla pls keep scrolling :)

ok this is pretty chaotic and like i said earlier i treated this ike a wattpad comment section so... have fun ig :)

SHERLOCK AND WATSON CINEMATIC UNIVERSE SHUT UPPPPP I LOVE YOU SM DREA

NOT MISS SNAP CRACKLE POP

jealous y/n you say???

now i know why you ignored all my tiktok asks lmao

HELPLESS OH MY GOD

truly madly deeply intended :)

damn he's kind of a narcissist yk? like "I have to be serious my entire family depends on it" shut up mr darcy you're not special

devout in his religion hmmmmmm hopefully we see some more religious trauma content bc me too vampy

awww he wants kids but now he cant have them bc hes... dead :(

AWWW his sister taught him to knit :( if he doesn't knit bloodbag a sweater i swear to god

stuffy moron is correct

"IT'S A FUCKING WONDER HE EVER GOT LAID" OIJRIOJWEIOJIEWOJFIOEJOF

"THE ATROCITY THAT IS BEING ACQUAINTED WITH NIALL AND HIS HORRIBLE AFFINITY FOR CHEAP FLANEL" ORJFOIJFEIOWJ YOURE SUCH A POET

he's so dumb she was with him bc he's hot that much should be obvious to him🙄

FOOLISHLY HOPELESSLY UNMEASURABLY IN LOVE HWAT THE FUCK DREA IM SAD

i love that he remembers the spinal cord dislocation and the dead leaves . like yea im dead rn but the leaves in my hair are really what's bothering me the most

what the fuck is a maw

ok i looked it up i get it now

"attachment is for gullible idiots" yup and youre one of them vampy 😌

"the warmest skin his icy fingers had ever had the good fortune to touch" im so soft rn

oh so now she has "a wholesome beauty about her nature" ? i thought she was just cute enough 🤨

HE THINKS HER SMILE COULD RESTART HIS HEART THATS SO CUTE IM OUHOIJFOEWIJFIOEWJ

"the responsibility of keeping her safe, satisfied, and happy" how 🥺 🥺🥺

"as long as he breathes" i thought he didn't breathe lmao BUT I GET THE SENTIMENT

"always when it comes to her" IM SCREAMING RN THIS IS SO SOFT I CANT

ill never forgive him for being so dense either his brain is basically a rock

HE WANTED TO COMMUNICATE THAT HE BELONGED TO HER IM GONNA HAVE A STROKE

couldnt be me i dont want to be percieved

HE ADDED A FUCKING BUTTERFLY AFTER THE DISCO BALLS IM OIWFJIOEWJFIOEJIOEWNOJIWJ(*H(WUIOFJIOEWJFIOWHVIFUEH)U)($UT

HEY a hamilton obsession is not childish😤

'the only person who was allowed to touch him there was y/n' he's like a little kid who's possessive omggggggg

oh this reminds me i rlly hope everything in that chest was new and had never been used on anyone else owijfowiejfioewj

oh please my irish king can control himself let y/n meet the other vamps🙄

"if they knew all along why did it take so long" yk im wondering the same thing dummy

"every day was a battle to earn her love and affection" wtffff how could she hurt him like that he is just a baby

i think he needs therapy tbh

yes he does deserve to be treated with respect and dignity😤

"supporting and tolerating them despite your differences" exactly unless they're a republican

IM SORRY THAT WAS MEAN OIWFJOIWJFEIOw i said what i said tho

they did everything backwards but it's what baby needed🥺

im literally gonna 🔪 bradley how dare he hurt my favorite ribeye like that

PROPER BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND BONDING PLSSSSS im sure he makes sure to say stuff like "as your boyfriend' or 'since youre my girlfriend' all the time now

"everything that has to do with harry has always and will always make her feel safe and secure" ...who's gonna tell her👀

HE BECOMES CLINGY IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP

awwww my love language is also quality times bestiesssssss

(this is more serious you might want to change the words to nose kisses or something because esk*mo is a slur)

HE wants to be wrapped in HER arms and get forehead kissies like a little baby🥺🥺

i can tell you wrote this chappy bc leyla would never write about ice cream

IF CHRIST CAN GET A DATE MARKER SO CAN HARRY OIFJOEIWJFIOEWJFWI PLSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE HIM

ALWAYS FOR HER WEJFIOJWEIOFJEWIOFJOIEWJFOIEWJF HES SO IN LOOOOOVE

HE DID IT AND IM SO PROUD OF HIM🥺

omg i have a thot imagine if she got a heart murmur or something and obvi he knows bc he can hear it so now he has to find a way to make her get it checked out out without being suspicious 😭

HE ROCKS HER TO CALM HER DOWN WHEN SHES HAVING NIGHTMARES IJFEOWIJFOIWEFJ

“nearly blinds himself for eternity” what a drama queen i love him

maybe learn how to turn your brightness down grandpa

“can women sense emotional distress” why is this so funny oiewfjwieojfioewj

DEHUMANIZING OWEIJOIAJAKLFSDJLKSDJFKLD

not a psychotic episode 😭😭

crippling mommy issues woejfkljdklsjsdf me too king

awwwww he made her a full buffet i would cry

matchy socks im gonna sob

king is a chef 😌

y/n’s head @ harry’s clavicle rn: 💥

“his plush chest” drea its ok you can say titties

“absolutely flawless”? are you sure shes not just cute enough 🤨

he got her oat milk 🥺the sign of true love

hes such a shithead i love him

SPELLING HIS NAM E ON HER TUMMY IM HAVING ANOTHER STROKE

“I DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE” HES SO WOIFJSJFSDKJKLSDJF

HE DIDNT HAVE TO DO NIALL LIKE THAT 😭😭

RAPUNZEL HAIR OSIDJSKJKLSJF

she traces a tiny heart on him wtfffffffffff im sad

this… is hot

“theres no room on the counter” owifjlksjfslkfjklsj

HE WOULD WALK THROUGH FIRE FOR HER maybe then he’d be a little less cold

im sorry that was wrong of me lisjfskldjfwoiejewiojrei

OH MY GOD OWEIJFKLJSKLFJL SHES SO BOLD “can’t i?” OSIJFKSLJLKJF

oh boy hes gonna kill her

I WONDERED WHEN THE YOURE HOT WHEN YOURE MEAN THING WAS GOING TO COME UP

literally shut the fuck up mr english major

do it bestie kick him in the balls

SPARE BOOBIES MAAM I CNAT BELIEVE YOU aCTUALLY WROTE THAT OWIFEJWIJEKLJFOIEWHOEWIFEHFLKEWJFKLEWJKLJFL

IM WHITE IM ALLERGIC TO SPICE WEJFLKJFKLEJFLKJSKLJKFSJD

“character development at its finest” what a self aware king

y/n stop being mean to him baby just wants to feel close ☹️

“I’m anemic” ok king whatever u say

“ME AND MY CHRONIC ILLNESS IM SENSITIVE” IJFKLSDJFKLJSDKLJ

ahhhhhhh it’s yoga time

“just ask your cervix” jlksdjflksdjflkdsjflk

“if only you knew” ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

yeah y/n isnt like those other girls 🤪 shes different 🤪

yes bestie objectify him

THERE IT IS MY FAVORITE LINE IN THIS ENTRIE BOOK

PERHAPS MY FAVORITE LINE IN ANY BOOK EVER

“He hasn't been this stiff since rigor mortis”

i think about this on a daily basis i truly do

grey shorts? what a slut

“call the lapd im pressing charges” me after walking up the stairs

OH SO THIS IS WHERE THE GREYS ANATOMY CHARACTERS FROM THE SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT COME IN

him using his shirt as a towel im BARKING

“I wasnt jealous” yea ok 😃

AGAIN HIM DRAWING HIS INITIALS ON HER SKIN THATS SO WOIJFSKLDJFLSJ

yeah harold she just wanted a little kiss 😤

yeah 😃 its bc he ran track 😃

no bc thats so fucking cute that she pretended she had never seen the show before bc he was excited to introduce her to it 🥺

I would do the same tbh i feel like it would be fun to wash dishes with harry idk why

“that skank” oisjksldfjklsjfklsdjflkd

YOUR THICK SKULL COULD DAMAGE THE MARBLE LSKFJKLDSJKFLSDJFKLSJFKLSJKLSJLDKFJLSKDJF I WOULD CRY

he gets her a cup of water 🥺

ok but like wouldn't she want to wash her hair after it got all sweaty at yoga

awwwww she got his toothbrush ready for him why am i so soft rn

memory foam mattresses sound nice but actually they kind of suck bc you sink down and feel trapped in them 😃

HE WATCHED THE TIKTOK SHE SENT HIM IM HAVING A THIRD STROKE

niall is probably on the dumbest side of tiktok idek what side but it’s probably annoying and he thinks it’s hilarious

noooo baby youre not a monster🥺 someone give him a hug rn

well actually you are kind of a monster but its ok we still love u bestie

I too run on caffeine and pizza pockets 😌

TONSIL HOCKEY WHAT THE FUCK OIEJFLSDKJFKLSDJFLSJLKFJSDKLFJ

chatsnap hes such an old man 😭

true lmao if you dont have social media i immediately dont trust you

not the i just washed my hands tiktok 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HE FEELS STRANGELY PERCIEVED RN KJFLSJFLKSDJ IDK WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME BUT IM LIKE LEGIT LAUGHING

DO IT BESTIE BITE HIM CHOMP CHOMP

“my eyes are stinging” hes such a baby 😭

“MY SIGH”TS ALL FUZZY” SJFKDSLJFLKDSJFLKDSJFLK

“are you all right” “I dont know :(’ i cant handle this my face hurts from smiling lksjflkjafklj

he has a kitchenaid stand mixer omg thats so sexy

ok but has anyone ever gotten salmonella from raw cookie dough bc i think thats just a myth

fuck u for that one vampy

wow he could never deal with my chronically ill ass

WAIT IS IT WAP

NOPE ITS BETTER LSDFJSDKLFJDS

I agree body is absolutely an instrumental masterpiece

I KNEW HE KNOWS SOME TIKTOK DANCES I KNEW IT

“I know youre kinda into that (getting smacked in the face)” SHUT UPPPPPPP SKJFSKDLJFDS

NOT HIM TWERKING SLKFJSDKLFJDSKLFJDSKL

YES YN GET THAT VIDEO AND BLACKMAIL HIM

“I think i popped something” ok old man 😭

why is the word wench so funny lkfjslkfjdslkfjsdlkfj

dont hand it over i want to see him snap

OH SHIT HE JUST JUMPED THE TABLE LSDFJSDKLFJLKDNMNXCMNJKHOIUIOEUR

oooooooooooo

OH MY GOD AGAIN SHE REALLY IS BOLD SLKDFJDSKLFJLSKDJFLKJFS

not guerrilla warfare 😭😭😭😭

do it bestie give him a concussion he deserves it

“no piece of art could ever compare to her” 🥺🥺

“remember that time you told me making out was childish” “no” i hate him 😭

THERE IT IS AGAIN “sex isnt the only way he can feel close to someone anymore” SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SOBBING

this reminds me of the dehydrated intercourse with demonrry

“don’t care, relationships are about sharing’ hes so sdjfksldjfklsjf

DO IT BESTIE KICK HIS KNEECAPS IN

suing disney for false advertisement 😭

THIS SCENE IS KILLING ME LKJFKLSJFLDSJ “just pucker your lips over it” “You have actual brain damage, dont you?” DREA I LOVE YOU KSDJFLDSKJFLKSDJ

how do those bubbles taste babe

ok drea wtf i was so happy and now this??????

“everything’s wrong” NO SHUT UP SHUT UP ITS HAPPY HOURS

not the boob privileges 😭

WAIT THIS IS FROM THE BSE MV ISNT IT “dance is just so hot rn” “depressing shades are just so hot rn”

NOT HIM GETTING ALL STUTTERY WHEN HE ASKS HER IF SHE WANTS A DRAWER 🥺

NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN THIS GENTLE WITH HIM BEFORE WTFFFFFFFF IM CRYING

“youre so fucking cute, my baby” me when i see literally any picture of him

JELLO HAS a STRONGER BACKBONE THAN THIS KSFJSDKLFJDSKLFJ

“betrayed. objectified. taken advantage of. used. “ i hate him sm 😭😭

OH MY GOD IS SHE GONNA SHAVE HIS FACE THATS SO CUTE IM

SHE ISsSSSSS IM SQUEALING

stop him worrying she’ll think it's weird and wont want to do it 🥺

“bold of you to assume id ever be convicted” PLS DREA LAKFJDKSLFJ

“the more you talk, the more appealing manslaughter sounds” I CHOKED DLSKFJDSKLFJDKSJFDSKLJ

HIM WHISTLING TO GET HER ATTENTION WHY IS THAT SO CUTE

Im sorry but its really funny to me how you wrote the sentence “wrong metal, he thinks ironically” … get it ? like IRONically lkfjdslkfj im sorry i’ll show myself out

“this boy?” what a fucking cutie i want to kick him

I forgot what a bop helpless is thanks for reminding me im gonna go listen to the entire soundtrack again-

theyre so fucking cute i hate them

so yea bascally this is the best thing ive ever read and i love you so much and my face hurts from smiling :)))

[thewaterisblackwithvenom]

My initial impression of Kieran was that he was an anxious, weak nerved kiss-up. I mean he doesn’t make any attempt to fight back when Arthur captures him, even if he stands there and does nothing. Dude’s got a gun. Makes zero attempt to go for it. My initial thoughts was he was too cowardly to even fight back, when in reality Arthur was running for him with a lasso. His hands are literally full. Who Arthur is doesn’t really matter; he doesn’t have a weapon drawn and is clearly trying to take him alive. Unless he’s a massively terrible shot, he could’ve easily shot Arthur. Clearly he’s more afraid of what Colm will due to him than just dying(which makes sense, especially with how he went out : )))) ), so it really would’ve been in his best interest to die trying to kill Arthur instead of being captured, most likely killed, and most likely tortured beforehand. Far as I can figure, reasons for just surrendering would’ve been

Fear (logical, but with his biggest fear being whatever Colm would do to him, doesn’t seem as likely, even if he was straight up panicking)

Pacifism (not saying he’s a pacifist, but he’s definitely not a fighter by nature, despite his will to live) 

Once he’s captured, he holds out for about a month in sh*t conditions. He breaks once they turn their violent attention to him, but even then he still tried to hold out. The only reason I can think of why he wouldn’t just talk is fear of what Colm would do to him if he made it out alive. If he was scared that the Van Der Lindes would kill him after he talked, he could’ve stayed quiet longer, I guess, though really who could hold out when you’re being threatened with castration lmao.

After the fact, I expect my initial impression to be right. It wasn’t. I mean, I was 100% right about him being a genuinely nice person, not exactly cut out for outlaw life, and not a rat or weaselly person. Things I were wrong about were his general demeanor. 

He’s a naturally positive and friendly person. Despite being constantly picked on and flat out threatened, he’ll even greet Sadie(who is probably most likely to kill him in the beginning, let’s be honest) with a level of confidence I didn’t expect. He doesn’t slink around her with his head down, but is 100% aware that she hates him, and I’ve never heard him try to change that. He’ll greet her, but goes out of his way to let her know that “I’m here and realize that you hate me so I’m giving you space”. Anyone else who calls him “O’Driscoll”, he’ll get upset and correct them. Sadie straight up tells him to die and he doesn’t say boo. I love that he is aware of her pain and doesn’t try to change her feelings about him just so he can sleep better at night. He plays the long game; respecting her boundaries, and not giving her any other reasons to hate him, hoping that someday she’ll maybe at least not despise him for just being connected to her enemies in the past. He could b*tch and moan about how he had nothing to do with Jake’s murder; he wasn’t there, he didn’t pull the trigger, and he didn’t want that to happen. He really is innocent. But he leaves that and her the f*ck alone, the only contact he initiates is just general politeness. She makes real threats, and he has ever reason to believe her, but he still has the balls to not cower around her. If anyone else in the gang makes any kind of “O’Driscoll” comment, he gets genuinely irritated and corrects them, even if it’s hopeless. Not just the women, who(save for Sadie and Mrs. Grimshaw) aren’t a threat. But he’ll get upset and snap back at Arthur and Javier that he’s not an O’Driscoll. I don’t believe for a second that Kieran thinks he could beat either of them in a fight. He’s not a fighter, and he’s also not stupid. He’s survived about half his life being beaten around. The reason he’s survived could be luck, but also him knowing how far he can press his luck with very dangerous people. I used to find it amusing in the beginning when he’d snap back, because like. Lmao, you really wanna get upset with Arthur? Seriously? Dude. Don’t go there.

He stands up for himself, and is confident enough in himself to be as bold as to say to Arthur’s face, that he’s not a bad person, and that’ll he’ll warm to him eventually. That also caught me off guard, because I was under the general assumption “god this kid is me. anxious af, doesn’t like people, just likes horses”. I projected far too much lmao, because despite him feeling more comfortable with horses, he’s pretty outgoing, in a confident way. If people are just indifferent to him, he has no problem going out of his way to greet people with confidence. When he’s being bullied, he’s ballsy enough to stand up for himself, and when people are genuinely nice to him, he’ll show signs of being flustered/anxious, likely due to the fact he probably has very little experience with kindness. Whatever kindness he experienced outside family was most likely fake and extremely conditional. He never made any comments about having relationships of any kind with anyone. His life has been about survival. He knows how to not press his luck with the wrong people, knows basic social manners(how to be friendly without being overbearing, how to give people space, and even when he helped Molly out of the stagecoach), but I feel like he has the least experience in healthy relationships. Relationships where someone is actually nice to him. That’s also why I’m 1,000% peeved that we didn’t really get to befriend him. Watching him come out of his shell more was so nice. Save for his massive guilt about Jack(which wasn’t even his fault anyway), he was finally starting to feel like he belonged there. Sh*t hurts man.

I think the thing that caught me most off guard was his level of confidence that you really get to see in his fishing side mission.

Arthur says that he’s(Arthur) not that great a fisherman, and Kieran, not missing a beat, comes back with “But I am! *laughs* I’ll teach you something.”, all of which happens seconds after Kieran is done straight up mocking Arthur’s teasing of him. If I hadn’t spent 5,000 years wandering around camp, and getting to see everyone’s personalities that you’d miss if you flew through story mode, that mission would’ve made my head spin. If your impression of Kieran is “soft scared horse boy”, there’s so much that happens in like, a minute that’d throw you off.

Arthur asks Kieran if he’s going fishing

Kieran, likely caught off guard by someone going out of their way to interact with him in a non-hostile way, says yes

Arthur, incapable of just being nice to him follows up with a threatening tone “... or running back to Colm O’Driscoll?”, bc f*ck this guy actually knowing I’m starting to warm up to him, I have to be a Big Tough Outlaw bc I am a Bad Man

Kieran, irritated and a bit nervous now, snaps back that of course he’s not 

Arthur responds by bumping his fist against Kieran’s shoulder/chest, gives an amused chuckle, and responds with “pffft, I’m just joking w/ u lol relax”  (I love this interaction because it really shows, at least to me, that Arthur is genuinely starting to like Kieran. instead of continuing along the lines of “watch yourself”, his tone and body language gestures that “I don’t mean it, I’m just messing with you”. Even if he’s still being an *ss, it’s not like his previous interactions. The playful physical contact, non-menacing laugh, and “I’m just kidding w/ u” comment are all friendly gestures. He wouldn’t do any of those if he actually didn’t like Kieran. Arthur’s not a touchy-feely “I’ll fake like I’m your friend so I can slit your throat later” kind of person)

Kieran’s nervousness instantly melts away and he responds with “wow. ur so funny. hah hah. rlly had me goin there. ur hilaaaaarious.” he’s 100% done and just rolls his eyes at this point.

Arthur just goes “shut up”, and I love the way he says it this time bc he’s more like. Offended/irritated that he’s being sassed instead of actually meaning “shut up or else”. He’s all “>:((( shut up brat” and it’s cute lmao. 

Not two seconds after Arthur tells Kieran to shut up, he absolutely doesn’t and invites him fishing. Like, a genuine “hey wanna go fishing?” and not like, a “desperate for your approval, please give me more opportunities to prove myself to you”.

Arthur says he’s not a great fisherman, and Kieran responds with “Yeah but I am!”, laughs, and says he can teach Arthur something.  I found this part super fascinating, because as someone with severe anxiety, my response would’ve been totally different. I’m confident in a few areas; I know what I’m good at, and what I’d be semi-competent at teaching people, but if someone-- especially someone higher on the social ladder than I am-- said that they weren’t good at something, that I was really good at, I always try and downplay things so as not to make the other person feel like they’re lesser than me. I like to think my art skills are decent, so if that kind of situation came up “I’m not a great artist”, my response would be more like “Heh neither am I, but I know some tricks that have made things a lot easier. I can show them to you!” Kieran straight up told Arthur Morgan that he’s a great fisherman, and could teach Arthur something. Former O’Driscoll, teaching Dutch’s right hand man something. That was a cocky move, even if it’s true. I love that he has the confidence to flat out say that without even backpedaling. Kid knows his worth and isn’t afraid to just blurt it out.

Arthur responds with a friendly “Sure”. Not like an “yeah alright fine”, but more like how he responds to people who considers friends. Come to think of it, other than certain instances where Kieran pushes his luck here, Arthur is friendlier/less hostile and grumpy with Kieran than he is with Sean lmao. Granted, Sean is uhhh, overbearing and obnoxious, but Arthur sees him as a younger sibling, not an ex-O’Driscoll. 

On their way to the beach, Kieran brings up past vs present. “who would’ve thought we’d be going fishing together when it wasn’t that long ago that I was tied up on the back of your horse begging for mercy?” He says it with such a light hearted tone like it wasn’t even a big deal. He could’ve died from dehydration/starvation/the cold, and he’s literally like “isn’t life funny?” Don’t know whether to be impressed that it didn’t leave him with serious trauma and resentment or said that maybe he doesn’t see it as that big a deal because he’s had worse. Either way, the way he says it is interesting to me.

Ofc Arthur has to remind him “how do you know I’m not dragging you away from camp to kill you?” bc again, can’t let this kid know I’m actually starting to like him. He Must Know that I am a Big Bad Threat.  “..because I saved your life”  “ya and every day I don’t kill you I’m saving yours” “you don’t mean that” “yes I do I am Serious so shut it” Kieran knows Arthur well enough that while the threat is still a touch unnerving, he has the guts to point out that he doesn’t mean it. he knows Arthur well at this point, and despite the slight possibility he might actually mean that, he choses to believe it’s just Arthur being... Arthur.

Throughout the trip, Kieran opens up about camp life and his past, and in general Arthur doesn’t have anything that nice to say. Arthur’s genuinely a nice person, but I wouldn’t call him “soft”, so that doesn't’ surprise me. Despite this, he’s not exactly mean to Kieran like he used to be. He’s not remotely sympathetic, but at the same time he wouldn’t be for really anyone else, either. Maybe the women bc women, but. However, towards the end, when Kieran talks about losing his family and being on his own since then, Arthur does comment along the lines of “well, look at it this way, you’ll never be alone again”. I could be misinterpreting it, but I think that’s Arthur’s way of saying “you’re one of us now”. Can’t really say anything nice to him or show sympathy, but “you’ll never be alone again” could’ve been his way of trying to comfort him in an offhand sort of way.

Not what Arthur meant, but I couldn’t help but laugh when Kieran was like “do you think Dutch trusts me now?” me and Arthur both laughed, sad thing is I laughed bc I’m like “yo Dutch don’t even trust Arthur lmaooo, shoot for something actually obtainable Kieran”

This is already five pages longer than I intended it to be lmao, but literally my entire point is that my impression of Kieran had been that he was a soft, nervy person with low self confidence. The way I see it, all the evidence proves that he’s a lot more than a lot of people give him credit for. 

He is a sweetheart by nature; I really don’t think there’s a mean bone in his body. He’ll stick up for himself and get irritated, but I can’t think of a single instance where he did or said anything mean-spirited. He’s helpful for the sake of being helpful, and is grateful for any actual kindness shown to him. He grows to genuinely care about the gang’s overall well being, and goes so far as to flat out state he’d give his life for Jack’s if he could, despite Jack being a brat to him in the beginning. But despite the fact that he’s a kind hearted individual, he will stand up for himself, and if the follower glitch dialog is accurate, he will engage in combat if he has to. A lot of his dialog is pretty snarky too, which I thought was interesting. I thought he’d be a lot more jumpy and nervous during a shootout, but again I was wrong.  To me all evidence points to his anxiety/nervousness all being circumstantial. It really only presents itself when his safety is actively being threatened, and in foreign situations(people going out of their way to be friendly to him; catches him off guard). So yeah, I think you could technically call him an anxious person and it be somewhat accurate, but he’s not anxious like people today are. His anxiety isn’t “across a broad range of circumstances”, as are anxiety disorders. I think it’s more accurate to say that Kieran is a pretty self confident, moderately outgoing person with a bright personality, despite the sh*t he’s been and still going through. And that’s what I love about him.

I started out feeling bad for him, with a touch of amusement, just for the fact that I really did pity him. He just seemed like such an unfortunate person. I felt really bad having to bring him in, because my general impression was that he’s really not meant for the outlaw life and was probably a nice person. Hated having to bring him in, but having read his bio before playing the game, I was at least relived that his position as part of the gang meant that me bringing him in wasn’t going to result in having to be the cause of his demise. Him being tied up for weeks made me feel really bad since I couldn’t do sh*t to help him out any, because Arthur didn’t give a damn. Poor thing didn’t even have shelter when it rained in 40℉ weather, and didn’t even have his coat on. Once he was free to move around, I was a bit surprised at how confident he was in greeting Arthur. Save for Tilly, in my game, Kieran greets Arthur more than anyone else in camp. Always bright and cheery. Seeing as how I spent most of my time in camp on the outskirts doing chores(see also: avoiding Dutch lmao), running into Kieran a lot was unavoidable, especially because Arthur’s morning routine is cooking breakfast by the campfire. Eeeevery morning, there’s Kieran. Literally can tell what hour it is by where Kieran is and what he’s doing, and vice versa. If it’s 2pm, I know exactly where Kieran is. With how much time I spent at camp, it didn’t take any time at all before I was very familiar with him. I never had any negative feelings or suspicion towards him, but other than our shared fondness for horses, I had no real reason to like him(pity isn’t exactly a reason to like someone after all). But I grew fond of him so quickly ever since dragging him down from Colter, especially after he saved Arthur. He was brave enough to stick up for himself, brave enough to risk his life saving Arthur, and brave enough to state that he’s “one of you now”. He does more than his fair share of chores every day, stays out of everyone’s way, and remains bright and friendly despite his sh*t circumstances. Oh and he loves horses. Those are the reasons I grew attached to him, and still am. I thought he was just 1889 me, but now I realize he’s a lot of what I wish I was. I love his confidence, despite the fact that he has no one backing him up. Ever. I have supportive people backing me, and yet if someone says sh*t to my face it’s going to make me seriously question my worth. Kieran Duffy fights back anxiety, plants his feet and defends himself. I’m f*cking proud of that boy.

Oh my GOD this is embarrassingly long lmao, but I f*cking love Kieran Duffy with all my heart and I feel like so many overlook how strong he actually is. He’s not an ~anxious soft boy~. He’s sweet, and kind, hard working and self reliant, open and honest, confident and snarky, and is just overall such a lovable, wonderful person. He’s not a weak little snitch, nor a skittish people-pleaser. He wants to be liked for who he is, and while he’s always trying to prove himself, he plays the long game and lets that happen naturally. He’s not a boot licker like Micah. I hate that a lot of the gang gave him such constant sh*t, and that despite the fact no one liked him, Micah was treated like “one of the gang”, when he said so much sh*t. Motherf*cker made comments about throwing out the women since they were “dead weight who you can’t even f*ck”, and older “less useful” members like Uncle and Swanson. Meanwhile Kieran works himself to death on a daily basis, but all the Big Men of camp pretty much hold his past over him constantly, despite the fact that he didn’t have a choice, and wasn’t even really part of the gang. It’s just really sh*tty and I hate it lmao.

I’m going to shut up now and pray to GOD this doesn’t make it into the tags or so help me I’ll tag it later lmao. 

[steinfeldofrph]

SURVEY RESULTS!

so! a week or so ago, i annoyed you all by constantly reblogging a link to a survey to help improve my blog? 53 of you guys responded which was really cool so thanks to those who take time out of their day to do so! below the cut, i’ve responses and next steps to the things you guys said as well as responses to things you’ve said so if you said something and you wanna see if i responded, click read more. or if you’re just curious:

My queue is currently set at 8 posts a day. This means a post every three hours. Is this too little, too less or okay?

that was question one and these were the results:

18.86% said “too little”

81.14% said “alright”

nobody said too little

next steps: the queue will stay as it is since its an overwhelming majority!

Do you think I reblog too many of the same people in terms of fc pictures/resources/etc to the point it becomes annoying?

that was question number two and these were the results:

90.6% said no

3.8% said yes

the rest said that things among the lines, “i follow you because you reblog those fcs”, “some more age and gender diversity” and “you’re fine”

next steps: no next steps really since no one said anything of concern. i’ll try and keep it up!

then i asked people if there was any they didn’t like and most of you guys said n/a accept for hailee steinfeld, olivia holt and dylan sprayberry. i tag every celebrity as “firstname lastname” so hailee is always tagged as “hailee steinfeld” pls feel free to blacklist but i will be slowing down on all three! hailee posts will most likely be limited to three posts a week maybe 4

then there was this dude:

first of all nobody has said anything before this survey so clearly i wasn’t annoying people that much so a) those people are blocked and b) you’re just a whiny bitch. anyways

I currently have a tag called "poc" where i put all non-white resources, psds etc. Would tags such as "poc psd" and "poc gif pack" be more suitable?

that was question number four i think? a lot of you pressed other so i can’t give decent percentages but thank you for your replies

next steps: i will be creating new tags for poc and tagging gif packs etc featuring people of colour as a separate thing. i will make a post when this is in effect. i will also create a whole poc section in my navi. thanks again to everybody!

What types of themes would you like me to reblog more of? Can select multiple options.

most of you guys picked all of them so it was pretty even tbh. some selected the other option and said pages and more accessible themes

next steps: i will do my very best to reblog more of each of those things. please don’t be mad if you don’t see immediate change because im busy these days and all!

What resources would you like me to reblog more of in general? Can select multiple options.

im gonna go for top two because they were in the lead:

77.4% said underused fcs

73.6& said gif packs

next steps: i will try and reblog both! i’ve found a few blogs that post exclusively underused fcs and i will regularly check tags such as “gif pack” to reblog from. 

the next question was about trigger warnings and i won’t post them now but i am gonna make a list and a post announcing the list when it’s ready. 

next was literally a free for all so im gonna answer things that i will are a concern:

well i sometimes try to request you something but it takes a lot before i gets answers and there is no rush but maybe make a todo list of requests you've accepted out of the messages you haven't replied to yet, so us requesters know if you got it/accepted it sofia says: i do have a tag. it’s stated on my faq too! im rlly busy these days so i don’t sometimes see something? you’re more than welcome to hit my ims up since im on mobile most of the time. sorry about the delays but please send a message confirming whether or not i got something. if i accept something, it’s replied to as well as denied stuff

more resources for graphic makers maybe?? a tag for all resources would be cool too. dont know if u have a mobile WID but that would also be nice imo. unsure tbh? but i tried!! sofia says: i’ll aim to reblog more textures but since im not a graphics maker myself idk what to reblog lmao. i do have a mobile wid! log onto my blog on mobile and you’ll see a link under my description. u did good bb thank u!

Christmas header!!! Girl, change it. But in terms of your actual theme, I adore it and it's gorgeous! sofia says: honey i kno!!!! i haven’t had the time to log into ps these days but it will be changed... before christmas :D

I think your blog is pretty swell as it is and it kind of makes me wanna become a rph??? so if you've got any tips please share tysm  sofia says: dsbjgjbs thank u! um as for tips: stay in ur lane, reblog a lot of things and make things aswell. don’t be afraid to send yourself anons requesting things to get yourself out there!

i love your blog, i think you are one of the best rph's still going. you seem to stay out of most drama and just focus on helping people which is amazing. the one suggestion i have would be to stop reblogging gif icons if they weren't made by scratch from the op? sofia says: yeah i don’t do that anymore unless they are made from gif packs but i’ll keept that in mind???? sometimes ppl don’t have a choice and have to use gif hunts bc they can’t gif themselves/they don’t have the time

i do wish you posted less disney/nick fcs and maybe considered posting more mature actors but i wouldn't complain about which fcs you liked on your blog!! you're doing great and i love you and would love to be in a group with you if you ever want to post rp recs :) sofia speaks: yeah i will agree on that! my next season long project is most likely going to focus on an actor 30+ so look out! and i only make them because im tired of y’all using 30+ fcs as early 20s so i offer more variety????? but like i said i get what you mean! as for groups im in sidekickhq so hmu ! im also down for 1x1s

Less "REMINDER THAT..." "JUST SO YOU KNOW" "CALL OUT POST" "OMG THEY ARE SO PROBLEMATIC" posts? I know the tea is good™ but I don't want to open a rph blog and only find drama, you know? Also, what is the point of doing an honest survey if you are going to complain when someone says something about your blog that you don't like? The "too many resources of one fc that annoys you" question was there with Hailee in mind and she was the first one to come to everyone's mind, regardless of your URL. Everytime there is a "Sofia Speaks"post it's more of Sofia Complains and it didn't use to be like that? I miss your positive vibes and posts. sofia says: alright honey take a fucking seat because i have shit to say to your and your whiny ass. first of y’all you’re the one who sounds hella drama filled tbh. and i don’t really reblog those and when i do it’s got proof and it’s me saying don’t play rapists guys! sorry if you’re so offended by that and call it drama???? and like 2 people said hailee out of 53???? so uhhhhh where are you getting everyone from buddy? where’s your proof????????? and im allowed to use my tag for when i want????? it’s tagged so people can blacklist it? why do your think i tag it lmao??????????? and im not even here these days tbh? anyways i really want your to unfollow me if you haven’t and there is a line between constructive criticism and just bitching. you’re just bitching. and not in a good kinda stranger things way.

talk to us more 😤 sofia says: literally hit me up in my ims! and im sorry i seem distant im just so busy rip! but please come to me i will love you down!

and we’re done! thanks guys for your responses! see you around!

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Plummer Human Memorial Stream

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:22 PM

ELLO

SharpwingToday at 9:23 PM

Oh lord I'm sorry I didnt mean to turn on video

highglossfinishToday at 9:24 PM

Not to worry, I for one didn't even notice.

SharpwingToday at 9:24 PM

thank you

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:25 PM

This is nice

thenightetc2Today at 9:25 PM

Yeah

highglossfinishToday at 9:25 PM

Enjoy it, because the movie we're watching is no such thing.

thenightetc2Today at 9:25 PM

Although the quality is, ah... a little.........

highglossfinishToday at 9:26 PM

Oh, for Pit's sake, it followed us here too?

thenightetc2Today at 9:26 PM

Resolution's fine, but it's a little jerky--video and audio

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:26 PM

not too bad tho tbh

thenightetc2Today at 9:28 PM

Hmmm

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For me the audio was jerky enough that I couldn't understood what she said at the end there

SharpwingToday at 9:28 PM

I'm hearing it predominantly in my left ear, is that the stream or my earbuds being weird? (They are Very Bad Earbuds, but I never know what's gonna go wrong or not.)

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:28 PM

for me it's fine

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Like no problems on my end

SharpwingToday at 9:29 PM

Ah okay, thanks, it must be my wifi

thenightetc2Today at 9:29 PM

Same, I guess

highglossfinishToday at 9:29 PM

I just tweaked something that should fix it if it's on my end.

thenightetc2Today at 9:29 PM

Seems good now!

highglossfinishToday at 9:29 PM

Wonderful!

SharpwingToday at 9:29 PM

The left audio is definitely on my end then, thanks

highglossfinishToday at 9:30 PM

None stream with left audio.

thenightetc2Today at 9:30 PM

ha!

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:30 PM

Lmao I was just about to say-

SharpwingToday at 9:30 PM

thats what i was thinking but i couldnt figure out how to phrase it, thaqnk you

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this song was stuck in my head a few days ago

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it's so soft

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:31 PM

I've been listening to the Cats musical

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The movie is terrible and it has ONE good song and that's Skimbleshanks

SharpwingToday at 9:32 PM

also what do you mean the movie we'll be watching isn't nice, Knockout? I thought it was an animated feature about a boy that turns into a cat and a rooster that's an Elvis impersonator

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EXCUSE YOU MEMORY IS WONDERFUL

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:32 PM

I watch the original musical and weep for what couldve been

MimicToday at 9:32 PM

hello all

highglossfinishToday at 9:32 PM

It's exactly that.

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:32 PM

Maybe the recording

@Mimichello all

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:32 PM

mic is on btw

SharpwingToday at 9:32 PM

:0 blasphemy sir!! i love that movie

blythe1Today at 9:32 PM

Okay, have I got this working yet now?

@Sharpwing:0 blasphemy sir!! i love that movie

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:33 PM

The live action movie is bad sorry

@blythe1Okay, have I got this working yet now?

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:33 PM

u click watch stream??

SharpwingToday at 9:33 PM

asjhdfghdfghdf I MEANT ROCK-A-DOODLE

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:33 PM

OH

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lol

blythe1Today at 9:33 PM

Is it a red carpet interview?

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:33 PM

Yes

MimicToday at 9:34 PM

also Skimbleshanks slaps, to quote Sideways. only cover in that movie that well and truly slaps.

SharpwingToday at 9:34 PM

i do enjoy the live action purely for the fact that it was my first introduction to Cats and it's Beautifully Bizarre if you can get past the uncanny valley but i agree that Skimbleshanks slaps

@Mimicalso Skimbleshanks slaps, to quote Sideways. only cover in that movie that well and truly slaps.

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:34 PM

I LOVE SIDEWAYS I WATCHED HIS WHOLE VIDEO

MimicToday at 9:34 PM

SAME

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:34 PM

I feel so bad for the orchestra you can hear them weeping

blythe1Today at 9:34 PM

Ah, good, I have never used this service before, so I'm looking forward to all sorts of goof ups as I learn which button I should not have pressed.

Zephra85Today at 9:34 PM

Oh here we go here I am

MimicToday at 9:35 PM

oh god the orchestra suffered so very much forthat movie.,

@blythe1Ah, good, I have never used this service before, so I'm looking forward to all sorts of goof ups as I learn which button I should not have pressed.

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:35 PM

Discord is rlly fun once you know how to use it

Zephra85Today at 9:35 PM

Let's try this again HELLO ALL

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:35 PM

Hewwo

MimicToday at 9:36 PM

HELLO

highglossfinishToday at 9:36 PM

Zephra human, hello!

Zephra85Today at 9:36 PM

I was typing in the wrong chat at first lol

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:36 PM

Lets suffer together lmao

Zephra85Today at 9:36 PM

Jokes on all of you I love this movie

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:36 PM

nice

Zephra85Today at 9:36 PM

which is what makes it extra painful I can't stay, I have too much to do tonight T-T

SharpwingToday at 9:36 PM

SAME

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:36 PM

I've never watched it

SharpwingToday at 9:36 PM

nooooooooooo

thenightetc2Today at 9:37 PM

Oof, the audio's doing that thing again

blythe1Today at 9:37 PM

As soon as I learn how to use a service, it generally crashes and burns, or goes out of business. If Discord is fun, then I really shouldn't learn too much about it in case I kill it.

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:37 PM

oof

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btw my audio is fine I'm in America

MimicToday at 9:37 PM

I mean, if anyone's running a discord deadpool you could make some bank

thenightetc2Today at 9:37 PM

...don bluth

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ohhhhhhhhh.

MimicToday at 9:38 PM

rock-a-doodle

Zephra85Today at 9:38 PM

I love don bluth so much I hate that most of his movies bombed he's amazing

blythe1Today at 9:39 PM

It looked like and asteroid strike there for a minute, thought that this was gonna be ableak movie about talking cocks.

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:39 PM

HA

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btw ya'll I got new emotes I can use

SharpwingToday at 9:40 PM

i i love the shoes bit i had completely forgotten it

MimicToday at 9:40 PM

those chickens are designed so very differently from the bird with the mammal curves later.

blythe1Today at 9:40 PM

It has been so long since I dropped in for one of these things. I missed this.

highglossfinishToday at 9:40 PM

Don Bluth movies and their rapidly dwindling list of cast members who are still alive.

Zephra85Today at 9:40 PM

Wehhh don't remind me T^T

thenightetc2Today at 9:41 PM

The grand duke of owls

Zephra85Today at 9:41 PM

Sorry guys I love this movie and I wish I could stay but I can't

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:41 PM

Bye bye!

thenightetc2Today at 9:41 PM

He can't crow now?

SharpwingToday at 9:41 PM

see you later!

thenightetc2Today at 9:41 PM

...ohhhh

Zephra85Today at 9:41 PM

Bye guys! I hope the stream goes well!

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Thanks for inviting me, Knock Out!

thenightetc2Today at 9:41 PM

Goodnight!

highglossfinishToday at 9:42 PM

Anytime!

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Good night!

blythe1Today at 9:42 PM

It is always hard for an over achiever to learn they are not as critical to the success of the operation as they thought

thenightetc2Today at 9:42 PM

f

blythe1Today at 9:42 PM

Bye Zephra

MimicToday at 9:42 PM

good night!

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and ikr

highglossfinishToday at 9:42 PM

Like most owls.

SharpwingToday at 9:42 PM

also. i wish i were capable of hugging you, knock out

blythe1Today at 9:42 PM

Wait, did they just Princess Bride us?

SharpwingToday at 9:42 PM

--wait IS THIS WHY YOU DONT LIKE OWLS

MimicToday at 9:42 PM

yup

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except sorta nested

thenightetc2Today at 9:43 PM

Oh, there's a little notice on mine that says it has reduced quality, which "may be due to network conditions"

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:43 PM

ah damn I'm good on my end

thenightetc2Today at 9:43 PM

Yes, poor Edmund

blythe1Today at 9:44 PM

Oh noes, you have to stay warm and dry in bed and not slog through the rain. How awful.

thenightetc2Today at 9:44 PM

Someone call CPS

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.......

blythe1Today at 9:45 PM

I do miss those big rubber hats though, when did they go out of fashion and can we not bring them back

thenightetc2Today at 9:45 PM

Whoooooo indeed

MimicToday at 9:45 PM

I'm sorry, I'm laughing, this is a narrative ouroboros

highglossfinishToday at 9:46 PM

Rrrrock and rrrroll.

MimicToday at 9:46 PM

and Plumber is chewing that scenery

blythe1Today at 9:47 PM

The adventure called "concussion" and "traumatic brain injury".

highglossfinishToday at 9:47 PM

Chewing it to a masticated pulp.

SharpwingToday at 9:47 PM

oh no i have to go to supper again... i'll be back!

thenightetc2Today at 9:47 PM

See you!

SharpwingToday at 9:47 PM

....don't you have to have teeth to masticate something or do i have my latin roots mixed up

blythe1Today at 9:47 PM

bye sharpwing

SharpwingToday at 9:47 PM

bye for now!

thenightetc2Today at 9:48 PM

He could get some velcro shoes

MimicToday at 9:48 PM

... IJUST REALIZED. ITHINK THIS COULD HAVE BEEN WAY BETTER RECEIVED AS A POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE GAME

blythe1Today at 9:48 PM

I'm not entirely convinced that is a male kitten either.

thenightetc2Today at 9:49 PM

I thought I saw a pink bow in the hair there

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Which is certainly cartoonspeak for "girl"

highglossfinishToday at 9:51 PM

It'd be an interesting twist if they found him and he told them to get scrapped.

thenightetc2Today at 9:51 PM

Heh.

blythe1Today at 9:51 PM

True

thenightetc2Today at 9:52 PM

So he's, uh

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a duke in a political sense?  it's not just a nickname?

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Why are the others naked

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Are they his harem

blythe1Today at 9:53 PM

Highest member of the ordinary nobility, unless he is a Royal Duke, which is a different thing.

@thenightetc2Are they his harem

highglossfinishToday at 9:54 PM

Absolutely.

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The only enjoyable thing in this movie is the owls. Do you know how much it pains me to admit that?

MimicToday at 9:54 PM

does one normally form harems for the purposes of impromptu musical sequences

highglossfinishToday at 9:54 PM

What other purpose matters?

MimicToday at 9:54 PM

fair enough

thenightetc2Today at 9:55 PM

impromptu NAKED musical sequences

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:55 PM

High kicks encouraged

blythe1Today at 9:56 PM

Without its own aircover, that boat should be completely overwhelmed by an air attack.

thenightetc2Today at 9:56 PM

You know what, just let him out

blythe1Today at 9:57 PM

And so they all drowned, short movie.

thenightetc2Today at 9:57 PM

And it's miraculously empty of water now!

highglossfinishToday at 9:58 PM

20 minutes of movie, 40 minutes of the Duke deflowering his owl harem.

blythe1Today at 9:58 PM

I've watched worse movies.

TheAlienTazerToday at 9:59 PM

Like the Cats live action movie

blythe1Today at 9:59 PM

I've not seen the Cats movie yet, I'm waiting for them to release the butthole cut.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:01 PM

Dear lord its bad There's a channel called Sideways that made a great video about it

blythe1Today at 10:01 PM

Just buy slip ons, dude.

thenightetc2Today at 10:01 PM

Or velcro.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:02 PM

that knife is the size of his whole damn bod

thenightetc2Today at 10:03 PM

That sure is a character design

highglossfinishToday at 10:04 PM

This movie is allergic to maintaining tension.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:04 PM

True

blythe1Today at 10:05 PM

I think they may be being to subtle with the Elvis metaphor, they need to lean into it harder.

thenightetc2Today at 10:05 PM

Gosh, are you SURE he's supposed to be Elvis?

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:06 PM

Have him die on the toilet

blythe1Today at 10:06 PM

Uh-huh-huh

MimicToday at 10:06 PM

question, what the hell is the slimeball boss

thenightetc2Today at 10:06 PM

Yes, yes, but those people don't think he literally causes the sun to rise, so who cares about their so-called "love"

@TheAlienTazerHave him die on the toilet

highglossfinishToday at 10:06 PM

Bloated and full of painkillers.

@highglossfinishBloated and full of painkillers.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:07 PM

EEYUP

highglossfinishToday at 10:07 PM

End of short movie.

MimicToday at 10:07 PM

I mean, as is entirely expected.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:08 PM

Oh I love the owls!

MimicToday at 10:08 PM

damn, Plumber had so much fun singing that little bit of nonsense

thenightetc2Today at 10:08 PM

...So, given that there don't seem to be any humans in this movie

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What, uh....

highglossfinishToday at 10:08 PM

I love the Duke.

thenightetc2Today at 10:08 PM

What's up with the... farm.

MimicToday at 10:09 PM

free love commune?

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cult compound around the sun-raising chicken?

thenightetc2Today at 10:10 PM

Mmmmaybe?

MimicToday at 10:11 PM

"We just want you to sound exactly like Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors. no deviation at all."

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why. why the light up starfish dancer outfits for mice

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:11 PM

brb ya'll I need to take a few minutes to nurse this headache I got brewin

thenightetc2Today at 10:12 PM

Underwater theme

highglossfinishToday at 10:12 PM

The owls and farm are competing free love communes.

blythe1Today at 10:12 PM

Aw, I was hoping that paper dart would wedge in his quiff.

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@highglossfinishThe owls and farm are competing free love communes.

MimicToday at 10:12 PM

headcanon accepted

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10:13 PM

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"Oh no. they sent in a bird with a chest. we're doomed."

blythe1Today at 10:14 PM

This is dreadful, he has a rewarding career and a steady girlfriend. How dreadful, of course he should go back to thanklessly working on a farm somewhere.

thenightetc2Today at 10:14 PM

How awful of him.

MimicToday at 10:14 PM

working?

highglossfinishToday at 10:15 PM

How dare he be happy and loved for something other than his ability to crow?

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Back to dirt farming poverty with ungrateful """friends""" for you.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:17 PM

I'm back!

blythe1Today at 10:17 PM

welcome back

highglossfinishToday at 10:17 PM

Welcome back!

MimicToday at 10:17 PM

wait. why does he specifically have to give up his awesome life and go back home to the farm to do the crowing thing(edited)

thenightetc2Today at 10:18 PM

I mean... the sun rises EVERYWHERE, yes?

SharpwingToday at 10:19 PM

IM HERE TOO HI WHAT DID I MISS

blythe1Today at 10:19 PM

I feel like teaching everyone basic meteorology would solve a lot of this movie's central conflict.

thenightetc2Today at 10:19 PM

You missed sexy bird.

SharpwingToday at 10:20 PM

thenightetc2Today at 10:20 PM

SharpwingToday at 10:20 PM

....is that the sheriff from Robin Hood

highglossfinishToday at 10:20 PM

They meddled with that, he was supposed to slap her.

blythe1Today at 10:21 PM

Technically that is extortion, not blackmail.

highglossfinishToday at 10:22 PM

Rapid switch from "Don't talk to me" to "Hang on, honey."

thenightetc2Today at 10:22 PM

ikr?

SharpwingToday at 10:22 PM

ah, the elation of Having A Plan

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as....nebulous as that one is

thenightetc2Today at 10:22 PM

Good job, guys!

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You found him!

highglossfinishToday at 10:23 PM

Don't treat him for that head trauma, just put him somewhere.

blythe1Today at 10:23 PM

They ought to have called this Concussion: The Movie.

thenightetc2Today at 10:24 PM

He can crow with a concussion, it's fine

highglossfinishToday at 10:24 PM

They take his severely concussed form back to the farm, prop him up, and get him to crow by sticking pins in him every morning.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:24 PM

Reminds me of weekend at bernie's

blythe1Today at 10:24 PM

Nah, a singer needs to be conscious. That is drummers you are thinking of.

thenightetc2Today at 10:25 PM

What kind of animal is the sleazy boss, anyway?

highglossfinishToday at 10:25 PM

A fox.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:25 PM

I think a fox huh?

thenightetc2Today at 10:25 PM

...Oh.

blythe1Today at 10:25 PM

Okay, it is near half three in the am here. I really must go and get a couple of hours sleep. It has been nice dropping in again and seeing you all. Take care, all.

SharpwingToday at 10:26 PM

i thought he was a wolf?

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oh! gnight then!

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:26 PM

Night!

thenightetc2Today at 10:26 PM

Goodnight!

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Nice seeing you!

highglossfinishToday at 10:26 PM

Good night!

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Just flinging his unconscious body around, no thought to his spine.

thenightetc2Today at 10:27 PM

So if... losing a shoe is symbolic of losing virginity...........

SharpwingToday at 10:27 PM

THOMAS O'MALLEY THAT'S HOW I KNOW THAT VOICE

thenightetc2Today at 10:27 PM

Did, um

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Was that

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When her shoes knocked those guys off the ladder...

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:28 PM

huh

highglossfinishToday at 10:29 PM

"He's bleeding from the mouth."

SharpwingToday at 10:29 PM

he's definitely not supposed to be singing

highglossfinishToday at 10:30 PM

"Crow for our highly conditional love!"

SharpwingToday at 10:31 PM

in fairness, it's hard to love if you're dead from critical vitamin d deficiency

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i do agree with your point though

thenightetc2Today at 10:31 PM

More concussions!

highglossfinishToday at 10:31 PM

They've done nothing since he got back but yell at him.

SharpwingToday at 10:32 PM

i would have some Objections if i were in hi shoes

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why is one of them saying his name wrong

highglossfinishToday at 10:32 PM

They don't care enough about him to pronounce it correctly.

SharpwingToday at 10:33 PM

THAT IS ONE BIG OWL

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statement rescinded and reversed.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:35 PM

lmao

thenightetc2Today at 10:35 PM

"sorry dude I guess you're a cat now"

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:36 PM

"You've been in a coma for six months."

highglossfinishToday at 10:36 PM

"Except for one thing. Edmund was still here."

SharpwingToday at 10:37 PM

wait what

highglossfinishToday at 10:38 PM

Of course they had hybrid chicks.

thenightetc2Today at 10:38 PM

...huh

SharpwingToday at 10:38 PM

...okay, this movie is significantly more... batshit. than i remember.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:38 PM

that's an understatement I believe

thenightetc2Today at 10:39 PM

And of course she doesn't mind giving up her dreams and moving to a farm

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as livestock

highglossfinishToday at 10:39 PM

And wearing jorts.

SharpwingToday at 10:39 PM

i completely missed the jorts and i am grateful

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:39 PM

makes me wanna watch the secret of nimh

highglossfinishToday at 10:39 PM

Was this song necessary?

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:39 PM

Not at all

SharpwingToday at 10:39 PM

no

thenightetc2Today at 10:39 PM

Was this movie?

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:39 PM

Nope!

highglossfinishToday at 10:39 PM

Point, point.

TheAlienTazerToday at 10:40 PM

Well I gotta hit the hay got the doctor's in the morning night ya'll this was fun!

SharpwingToday at 10:40 PM

Gnight!

thenightetc2Today at 10:41 PM

goodnight!

SharpwingToday at 10:41 PM

ugh you reminded me i forgot to call the dentist

highglossfinishToday at 10:41 PM

Good night!

SharpwingToday at 10:41 PM

you don't know how much i wish i naturally had dental plates

highglossfinishToday at 10:41 PM

I've got nothing else either, I just wanted to show this movie.(edited)

SharpwingToday at 10:41 PM

instead, im going to spend my life trying to avoid them

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And I am very grateful you did

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do you want to look for something else to watch, or is that enough for tonight? i can help brainstorm if you want

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:0

highglossfinishToday at 10:44 PM

They cut part of this out.

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Presumably because it was interesting.

SharpwingToday at 10:44 PM

it certainly does sound like it

thenightetc2Today at 10:44 PM

...

highglossfinishToday at 10:44 PM

There it is.

SharpwingToday at 10:44 PM

ah

highglossfinishToday at 10:46 PM

Alright, I've got to be off and doing something as well.

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But thank you all for joining me in this!

SharpwingToday at 10:46 PM

Alright! I hope whatever it is goes well<3

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Thank you for inviting us!

thenightetc2Today at 10:47 PM

And thank you for hosting!  It's been... a movie, certainly!

SharpwingToday at 10:47 PM

it was insane and i loved it

highglossfinishToday at 10:48 PM

It certainly is a movie and it certainly does exist.

thenightetc2Today at 10:48 PM

Honestly it WAS a good distraction from my aching dental work

SharpwingToday at 10:48 PM

oof

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hhhh this s o n g

highglossfinishToday at 10:49 PM

There we go. A nicer note to end on than "I tried to squeeze him 'til his brains came out his ears."

thenightetc2Today at 10:50 PM

Awww.  Yes.

SharpwingToday at 10:50 PM

sdhkjsdfgkjdg

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yes it was

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it was beautiful, thank you

highglossfinishToday at 10:50 PM

My pleasure!

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Until the next time, good night, everyone!

SharpwingToday at 10:50 PM

Goodnight!<3

thenightetc2Today at 10:50 PM

Goodnight!

highglossfinishToday at 10:51 PM

May your dental bones feel better soon, night human!NEW

thenightetc2Today at 10:51 PM

Thank you, I'm sure they will.

SharpwingToday at 10:51 PM

i second the sentiment

[survivor-kuwait]

Episode 11 - “i am the balrog elder gay” - Kait

i am the balrog elder gay 

Losing Chloe BROKE ME. listning to Bye Bye mariah carey and crying!!! this is for the people who just lost somebody... SHOOT. I wanted her to blurt out more of her votes in tribe chats. RIP. a fallen Goddess...

SWEET BABY JESUS I GET A SECOND LIFE IN THIS GAME!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! OMG I LOVE THE LAGOON RN! BUT HOPEFULLY I CAN MAKE IT TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN RETURN BECAUSE I HAVE A FEW PEOPLE TO STRIKE BACK AT.

I’m so dumb, completely missed the voting deadline, in my defense i was teaching, but still. Never again, its merge (maybe) and im not gonna jeopardise my game like that.

I'm glad we merged but two people are returning to the game? This has been the most cracked game I have ever played.

Renee and Chips have a chance to return. Between the both I hope Renee comes back. She was an ally for me and most probably work together again.

Go rennee!

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boo chips

MERGEMERGEMERGEMERGE!!!! glad my zodiac sign is known for being loyal cause I sure ain’t. 

This challenge is always weird but i think if people tell me the truth i may have cancelled out some of my stuff im getting. M&M&M are good standings hopefully. I also trust kait thomas and timmy. Hopefully i can make itndeep in the game.

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This challenge was a total meh i guess this works. Hopefully i win immunity. If not hopefully im not a target. My relationship with Madison may be rocky right now cuz i blindsided her tribe friend in another game. So im kinda nervous. Hopefully she doesnt pass it her vengence here and tries to take me out.  Im slightly worried a but for this tc.

This merge is a little different from my norm game, I usually have 2-4 alliance chats going but I don't have a single one so far this game.  All my deals have been side deals so far, I do not know if that is a good or bad thing as of this moment in time.  Corey did fill me in that there was an alliance being formed that included him, at least it's indicative of him wanting "The Bull and the Lion" to continue to work. I am also way to mentally drained to give a damn, I just needed to make a confessional to not strike. I worked for 14 hours today but I made 325 dollars and now only owe 4k on my student loans.  Thassss a win in my book even if I get voted out, I'm just gonna drink some beer, hold Jenifer and go to bed.  Good night Moon.

THANK GOD I WON IMMUNITY. You have no idea how good it feels to not have to stress out too much this round. Considering there are 14 of us, really anything could happen, but it's great to know that I will make it through at least one more round. The only key here is just making sure that I stay on the right side of the numbers. The line will most likely be drawn in the sand, so it's important that I stay on the right side of it. So far, I think the people that trust me the most are Ian, Corey, and Matt. I talk to them the most out of everyone, and I do trust them all to an extent, Corey and Ian the most. I would love to find a way to get all three of them on the same page, but I know that will be a heard feat. Next in line would probably be Maynor, Madison, and Kait. I talk to these three a good amount, but for some reason I am having a hard time putting my full faith into them. I talk to Owen a good amount too, but he is a MAJOR threat, and someone that I do not want to be in the game for too much longer if I'm going to have a chance to win. For this round, in an ideal world, Thomas would go home. But that seems too easy. I am hoping someone starts throwing names around, but if not, I guess it will have to be me.

WHY DOES MATT HATE ME SO MUCH?!?!  I genuinely wanted to work with him after first impressions, I bet he was the one who voted Taurus now.  My idol now has a name attached to it, so thanks for that Matt.  In a way, I guess you did end up working with me in some fashion.  Ideally this round goes down with a clear majority on Stephan and Corey can get his save a vote activated and I play the slow burn on good ole Matteo, I wanted to butt heads with Owen at merge, but Owen has been a delight while Matteo has been nothing but a thorn in my side.  

Phew child this merge! 14 people is so so so many and I did in fact vote out Adrian and Chloe, both people who I’ve worked with. I’m left in a really interesting spot because of the warzones it’s still hard to see who has a pattern of voting together. I feel that I’ve positioned myself to be in a lot of threesomes, and hopefully nobody really catches on to that? I know Kait is my number one currently and I have trust with Madison and Devon and Corey. But I’m also fully aware that everyone is a huge threat, and I have to downplay myself as one as well. Hopefully a stepehen vote will provide me with good positioning, as we’re removing someone I personally can’t reallt work with, and lessening the numbers. I also wanna really work with chips but I’m sure everyone was chomping at that bit! Who doesn’t want a bite of chips!

I wish I could put an image in this form bc the joke I’m about to make is so funny Anyways lol I told Kait about the idol I felt like I had to or else I’d break her trust if I ever used it. But THEN LOL SHE TOLD ME THAT matt also has one LMAO THAY HE NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT!!!! So that meme I linked above is literally me and matt with our idols Here’s my prob tho I like l.... I have to tell matt bc he knows I guess the coordinate. So I guess that’s a thing that’ll happen

Finally have an alliance chat with Kait and Owen...it’s been so many rounds in the making tbh, it just needed to actually be made. I feel safer having that as well as us going to make one with Matt and Maynor as well, making sure that Matt is okay with it...Maynor already seems to be on board. The only name that’s been going around is Stephen so that kind of sucks because I wanted to work with him, but he isn’t around enough to try and rock the boat for in this game unfortunately. 

I found a hidden immunity idol which is awesome! Also, everyone has been silent this round after we decided on Stephen so that’s a bit suspicious 

This is a really hard round because I really like everyone. If any good came from it, it's that I solidified myself into a strong alliance that should be able to keep me safe for at least a few rounds. Corey did not seem to bite on my idea to vote out Owen. Matt says he is most threatened by Ian and Timmy. And everyone just seems to want to vote Stephen. I think this round will be pretty easy, but from this point on it just gets harder. I assume that Chips is in a bad spot and most likely will go next. But at final 12, it's going to be a doozy to see who can stay on top of the vote.

So thisrounf there is an alliance of 6 however I have 0 faith in Thomas. He is a wild card and will be hard to judge and work with. No idea what’s going to happen tonight. 

Aight a lot happening this merge!!! Fourteen people we losin our minds. First of all let me say half these ppl were kinda boring to talk to but I’m liking it a little better today. I came in wanting Stephen GONE because I lied to him during the taylor vote and we haven’t clicked since and I promised I would get out whoever lied to me in this food challenge and his bitch ass didn’t submit so I didn’t get my perfect ZERO!!!! So I was all ready to press him but suddenly Devon had already thrown out his name! Easy as pie. I rlly trust Kait and her and corey get along. I was branching out to some others too like madison is bae, Devon is fun, I like talking to Ian. My FAVORITE is Maynor I rlly like him but I’m scared matt has a hold on him. Anyways I helped set up some alliances today that I hope are solid. One is me Kait madison corey and then they wanted to add Devon and tommy which is cool. Still kinda pressed at Thomas because yesterday I said ily to him and he replied with lol but other than that it’s a good group. But then suddenly Timmy wanted something with Kait and I so I took that as an opportunity to solidify something with Maynor! Precious angel. Kait and I are worried because the tension between corey and matt lmao which is honestly kinda stupid. Matt was sus about corey after he spearheaded the renee vote which like I understand. And I stirrred the pot a little because I told corey that matt was after him lmao. But for now I’m rlly working hard to keep them from targeting each other and so is Kait. Idk how long that can last tho. Ummmm trace’s THOT HOE ASS told corey he wanted me out?!!! So he gotta GO! And Kait and matt think Ian is dangerous which I’m like ok maybe..., sure. Ummm Cullan is just mind boggling. He ate tater tots for breakfast who does that. But he’s sweet I guess. Id prefer him and Ian and trace gone soon but corey likes all those people oop. I rlly think Kait wants to stick with going to the end with me and matt which like.... I rlly will keep allegiance to Kait but matt? Idk. He kept his idol secret from me and it’s clear he doesn’t trust me as much which is fine, I wasbsure Stephen would target me tonight but apparently now he’s going for Thomas. Hopefully it’s an easy vote and Stephen goes and I get what I want and next round I’ll figure out what to do when it gets harder

Well. Tonight the vote is Stephen. Well, for the majority of us. For little young me, I will be voting for nobody! We acquiring a save vote. Hopefully, at our next tribal, Timmy leaves! Woo! I am in 2 alliances: Mighty Happy Meal (Owen, Kait, Madison, Devon, Thomas) and Queer Eye-ish (Madison, Matt, Trace). Period... I am loyal to my own people. Madison, Owen, Ian, Devon. Kait too, to an extent. The rest need to go at their time. I do what I can. Matt is a priority for me to get rid of. Unless Timmy wants Matt gone, I want him gone too for next time. x

Ep 11: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-fEEBtT8R4hk_587qknbxwLmB8yhN_lt/view?usp=drivesdk

This is my placeholder confession for until I am at a computer and able to type something out. I got back in the game!

alyssa said put ep 11: just a quick recap bc i have to play this silly flash game now before i pass out - corey and matt allegedly not liking each other is still a problem - owen found an idol - i told owen matt has an idol bc i have a big mouth - corey told owen all this shit about the vote and idk just other game sensitive stuff and not me and - there's an aliens of trace, matt, madison, and corey that trace allegedly made. this is a big question mark bc either it's just really random and people that trace wants to work with despite what they said or this beef??? between matt and corey is fake which i wouldn't be too surprised by - corey told all of this to owen before tribal but told him that he was going to wait until after tribal to tell me like.... i don't appreciate that. - i think that kind of solidifies that if/when corey v matt happens and i have to pick a side i wanna go with my matt. - im sure i will think of more tomorrow oh also i want ian to get deleted from skype thx

EP 11 Confessional: I got an idol this round which is cool. I heard the vote was stephen however it’s been kinda quiet. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. 

Aight a lot happening this merge!!! Fourteen people we losin our minds. First of all let me say half these ppl were kinda boring to talk to but I’m liking it a little better today. I came in wanting Stephen GONE because I lied to him during the taylor vote and we haven’t clicked since and I promised I would get out whoever lied to me in this food challenge and his bitch ass didn’t submit so I didn’t get my perfect ZERO!!!! So I was all ready to press him but suddenly Devon had already thrown out his name! Easy as pie. I rlly trust Kait and her and corey get along. I was branching out to some others too like madison is bae, Devon is fun, I like talking to Ian. My FAVORITE is Maynor I rlly like him but I’m scared matt has a hold on him. Anyways I helped set up some alliances today that I hope are solid. One is me Kait madison corey and then they wanted to add Devon and tommy which is cool. Still kinda pressed at Thomas because yesterday I said ily to him and he replied with lol but other than that it’s a good group. But then suddenly Timmy wanted something with Kait and I so I took that as an opportunity to solidify something with Maynor! Precious angel. Kait and I are worried because the tension between corey and matt lmao which is honestly kinda stupid. Matt was sus about corey after he spearheaded the renee vote which like I understand. And I stirrred the pot a little because I told corey that matt was after him lmao. But for now I’m rlly working hard to keep them from targeting each other and so is Kait. Idk how long that can last tho. Ummmm trace’s THOT HOE ASS told corey he wanted me out?!!! So he gotta GO! And Kait and matt think Ian is dangerous which I’m like ok maybe..., sure. Ummm Cullan is just mind boggling. He ate tater tots for breakfast who does that. But he’s sweet I guess. Id prefer him and Ian and trace gone soon but corey likes all those people oop. I rlly think Kait wants to stick with going to the end with me and matt which like.... I rlly will keep allegiance to Kait but matt? Idk. He kept his idol secret from me and it’s clear he doesn’t trust me as much which is fine, I wasbsure Stephen would target me tonight but apparently now he’s going for Thomas. Hopefully it’s an easy vote and Stephen goes and I get what I want and next round I’ll figure out what to do when it gets harder