#//So she just. adds the Mora to his allotted Official Knights Of Favonius Klee Spending Fund | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dutybcrne · 3 months

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A very obvious hc but Diluc absolutely does NOT keep a running tab for Kaeya. Never had, never intends to. Kaeya most certainly is getting free drinks each and every time he stop by the Angel’s Share, and anything he does pay, Diluc keeps the money separate from everything else so he can send it to Jean to sneak it back into Kaeya’s salary somehow.

#hc; diluc #//I like to think Jean knew better than to try and do so outright #//Bc he would absolutely keep careful track of his salary and question any sudden changes in it Immediately #//So she just. adds the Mora to his allotted Official Knights Of Favonius Klee Spending Fund #//He was going to use his own funds to buy her things anyways; might as well make up smth to ‘give it back’ without him rejecting it #//Prolly tells him to spend the fund and pocket whatever he keeps #//Knowing damn well Kaeya would simply just save it up for the next ‘Klee fund’ to have more there #//Luc& Jean gotta fucken play fucken mind chess with this man just so Luc can continue to ensure he gets his ‘free’ drinks whenever he can #//Jean is just fed up they can’t talk it out; that Luc can’t just Tell Kaeya he is allowed free drinks without Kae protesting it #//She wants to strangle them sometimes #//If its a smaller amount Kaeya paid; like for a drink or a tip; then Luc will try to like #//Reverse pickpocket it to him jdbdb #//His sleight of hand isn’t as good as Kae’s but he tries #//Though getting caught tends to make him hastily say smth like he doesn’t want Kae’s money then just. Refuse to elaborate #//Which ofc DOES NOT FUCKEN HELP #//Yeah; no; it’s easier just to make an elaborate scheme to make sure the money ends right back in Kaeya’s hands #//Totally

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