#//IM SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST

[edrick-rolling]

"try anything and you’ll lose limbs." golden guard moments

‘𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘’ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒, 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈.

Realistically, he should be worried. That was a pretty serious threat, but still, his impulsiveness got the upper hand on him.

"Listen, Goldie; if you wanted the last box of Kraken Krackers, you just had to say so~. No need for surgery." He hummed, setting the box of limited adition flavored snacks down that he'd been looking at. Instead turning away from the pop up snack shop to face the guard, admittedly considering his options for escape if this was actually serious.

"So anyways, what's up?"

[vagabondangel]

out of context hazbin hotel spoiler

[nyancrimew]

One time a few years ago I was changing jobs - for working in a hotel to working in a mine - and I needed new boots that this job would pay for. I went to a safety gear place and asked someone for help. This really nice girl helped me and was super patient while I tried on different styles and sizes. I must have been there about an hour/hour and a half. Finally decided on some shoes, said yes and no to some add one, and as I was leaving she handed me one of the store cards with her handwritten number on it. She said "if you have any more questions about the boots, call me". I said thanks and left, and in the car I thought "why would I have questions about the boots". Got home, put the card in my drawer and kinda forgot about it. Found the card a few months later when I moved out and it dawned on me that she had probably been flirting with me the whole time I had been in the shop and she'd give me her number to almost certainly not talk about boots. 😅

damn i cant believe she'd flirt with a miner like that

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[mourn-and-watch]

dark urge experience so far

[toffeebrews]

Dumb mspaint doodles of those dumb skeletons. error by @/loverofpiggies ink by @/coymet

more dumb doodles under the cut vvv

[lmadsadness]

hc that soundwave says the most damnedest things out of nowhere when he is extra extra drunk

[simandy]

Most special girl in Faerûn

[beachbears]

Greetings rockafire fans...can I offer you a low quality Beach Bear in these trying times?

Original ref under the cut

[makasdisaster]

i cant get the thought of Denji having a piss kink out of my head hes just so nasty like ugh

i could see him begging to follow you into the bathroom often to "share so we save on water" . thinking hes gonna piss between ur legs like always but nah this time he aims for your pussy instead, the way you leaned back against the toilet lid thinking ur making room for him was all he needed, his mind was racing so badly he just couldn't seem to pull his eyes away from your now wet glistening lower lips. this was truly an intrusive thought that this time won. and this wont be the last time ether.

ugh i neeeeeeed to draw this 😩😩😩 im so fucked up help

[yourmoodboards-areonfiirree]

Webby moodboard with Moon, Morning dew and Thalia Grace Pine Tree inspo!

☼︎ rq'd by @python-nebula! ☼︎

(all images found on pinterest)

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

so it's actually maybe kinda IMPORTANT that Vaggie took her exorcist mask off that one day in hell??

it's a realllllly tiny act of individualism, or maybe discomfort with what she is or is doing, the exorcist gear a bit stifling feeling maybe- it's soooooooo smallllll, like the difference in the number of stripes on her wings. And Yet. It might have mattered. It might have mattered a Lot

'cause see.... the exorcist masks have HORNS on 'em.

So normally, if an exorcist was looking around and saw their shadow while down in hell murdering people, if that shadow ALSO had horns- well, of course it would! Right?

Ah. But.

Vaggie's shadow had horns even when she Wasn't wearing her mask.

and sure, there's a lot of ways to see this image-

1.) Purely meta, a visual to let the audience understand what Vaggie is feeling about herself as she looks down at this terrified kid. Not something that she or anyone else actually saw. Just a way to make us understand why she does what she does next when she lowers her spear and spares the kid

2.) Vaggie's guilt making her see herself like this in a trick-of-the-eye kinda way, manifesting as the horned shadow.

3.) Animation error. Someone somehow forgot Vaggie's mask wasn't on in this scene, the scene key to her character and backstory and why she's even doing all of this anyway. Or.

4.) It's completely Literal

if 4, THEN it's a contrast to Lute a moment later, with her mask still firmly on, casting her own horned shadow over Vaggie- and not getting what it could mean about what she is or is about to do. Shielded from the truth of what an Exorcist is

a sinner in all but name

the uniform protects Lute from that. Not "facing" what she's doing, like Vaggie did when she pulled hers off, keeps a shield of deniability between Lute- all the exorcists- and what an extermination day really involves

they only LOOK like demons because they cHOOSE to, obviously! it's only a mask, only for show!

just like sinners aren't really people. so, it can't be bad to kill them

it can't make you bad, to be killing them

it's just such a JUICY parallel to what just happened, the winged and horned horned shadow looming, the fear of the one suddenly under it. Only this time there's no moment of Oh.

well

other than vaggie's OH SHIT when she's sees the exorcist behind her is Lute, anyway

unbelievably bad timing there- or maybe Lute saw Vaggie take off her mask a moment ago and was following her to order it back on. Which would just be. So ironic

i suppose Lute's mask did kinda come off too, metaphorically

this is when Vaggie gets an eye full of just how much of an asshole Lute really is

sorry. sorry vaggie, im sorry, sorry- i couldn't. the pun. i couldn't resist

[justarandomart]

could you draw caleb haunting belos? >:)

T-pose to haunt your idiot brother

[lovesickgoose]

Shoot me right

[dutchieliciousplans]

RIP Arthur Morgan you would of loved the cure for TB

[ukumiii]

I don't know what to say here