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[tom-w-h]

all of them

Alright, my darlings, brace yourselves.

best hair: Benedict, but only with his Sherlock hair. Nay, his hair when he’s working on Sherlock, but when it hasn���t been all combed and fixed up for the camera. So when it’s all messy, but still those famous dark curls that we all know and love. That hair is to die for. @bendyduckcrumbleface

cutest couple: There are so many cute couples I can think of. But let me go with Zoe and Sam. They are both such lovely and fun people, and it makes me feel so happy, seeing the two of them all loved up. Sometimes even to the point where it grosses me out, which is a real achievement, because I am captain of being soppy ‘til it verges on grossness. @hyfzoe & @samclxflin

nicest smile: Lily. Hands down. I could wake up to find myself in a post-apocalyptic world where nearly all my closest friends and family have not made it, and I would need to do to stop myself from completely and utterly losing my shit is for her to just smile at me. I’ve never seen a smile so beautiful, and contagious, and heartwarming. As Tim McGraw sang: “I’d do anything that you wanted me to, when all is said and done, I’d never count the cost, it’s worth all that’s lost, just to see you smile.” @lilyjamesh 

most athletic: I feel like some sort of athlete deserves this accolade. And all of a sudden, I have forgotten every athlete that has ever existed, with the only exception being Andy Murray. I suppose there is Tyler. I sort of know him. We have exchanged a few pleasantries, and he is an alright chap. I cannot say I am all that familiar with his work on the ice, but I have heard great things. @tylrsgn

most dramatic: I am entirely clutching at straws, here. I am the worst person, when it comes to paying attention to drama, so I cannot find myself choosing anybody. Sorry.

class clown: Emma Watson. She is a total goofball. We may all think she is the sort of person who would have buried her head in books in class, and not clowned around at all, but I am not so sure. It’s all just an act! I bet she was the girl passing notes around the room, doing impressions of the teacher behind their back, getting sent to detention for engaging in a humorous verbal conflict with just about anybody. I am on to you, Em. @emwatsonxx

friendliest: Douglas. There is a reason why that man seems to know just about every person on the planet. Honestly, he cannot find himself acquainted with so many people without being at least a little bit friendly. Not to mention that he is my adoptive son, so, of course, mine and Lily’s friendliness is rubbing off on him. @dougieboo

best hugs: Kendall. Honestly, I hate it when I am away from her for too long, because it makes me just want to hug her the whole time I see her next. I think that it helps she is rather tall, because when I hug her I don’t have to lean down so far - that is usually one of the cons of being so tall myself. Also, her hugs are always accompanied by her dazzling personality, which, naturally, makes the hugs that little bit better. @ikennyxo

best dressed: Troian. Every time I see her, she just looks absolutely flawless. I mean, she could probably make a bin bag look good, but thankfully she tends to opt for better looking clothes, which means she looks incredible in just about anything. And I have seen the photos of her at places like Coachella - she destroys all competition. If every outfit she wore were featured in a “who wore it better” section of a tabloid, she would always be the one wearing it better, no matter who else happened to also be trying to pull off the same look. @hqtbells​

biggest flirt: I was going to say myself, but I am going to have to go with the next best thing, which is my brother from another mother Chris. That man could probably charm the socks off of just about anybody he pleased, if he wanted to. I like to think I have been a positive influence, when it comes to that. @mightythorofasgard

best bromance: I’ve been racking my brain, trying to think of a solid bromance, and the only one I can think of is me and Benedict. Maybe it’s because he and I have known each other for well over a decade, maybe it’s the fact that we now spend most of our time making dad jokes at one another, or maybe that it’s because we have no qualms cuddling one another when our wives aren’t present. I don’t know, but whatever it might be, every other bromance needs to get on our level.

most changed: Cara. I mean, we might not talk as much as we used to, but I have been keeping tabs on her from afar. I think both of us have done a whole lot of changing in the past couple of years, for the better. If somebody had told us a year and a half ago that we would have found ourselves in such solid relationships, I think we would have laughed at them square in the face, because this never seemed to be what we did. And now we’re both happy and loved up, and that just makes me really happy, and sort of rather proud of us, to see how far we’ve come. @caradevilqueen-x 

most dateable: Scarlett. I mean, have you seen her? What a beautiful woman - both inside and out. Not only is she an unbelievably talented woman - both on screen and off - but she is charming, funny, can probably drink you under the table, and she is so sweet, too. Anybody would be very lucky to date her. And I can confirm that she has a very nice ass, because I accidentally touched it that one time. @simplyscarlett

most outspoken: I think we all can be, from time to time. Which is sometimes a really good thing! Sometimes we ought to be told what we are doing wrong,  by somebody who is not afraid to say it how it is, whether they be a friend, a lover, or an enemy.

most likely to succeed: Jenna. For as long as I have known her, I have thought the world of her, as a person and as an actor. It pleases me to no end to hear about all the projects she has been working on, and to get to see them for myself. She has so much potential and drive, which are arguably the two most important things when you are attempting to succeed at anything. I like to think I would be the first perrson to yell “I am so proud of you” when she finds herself in countless award-winning and critically-acclaimed roles, because, as an actress, I want the best for her! She is wonderful, and I cannot wait to see where her career takes her next. @the-impossible-jenna

most likely to end up in jail: Seb. Don’t ask me why, but I feel like he has a gorgeously rebellious streak running right through him. I do not know what his crime would be, but with him, you can almost guarantee it would be something where you go “woo, you go, Seb! Fight the power!” or something along those lines. @sosebastianstan

most likely to take over the world: Chris. Cap. He could totally do it. I don’t know if it is that gorgeous physique, or those captivitating eyes, but I imagine he could convince anybody to do just about anything, and that is all you really need to be able to take over the world. If he needs any pointers, Loki knows all about trying to take over the world. @capevans

most likely to become president: My darling Lucy. I am calling it now. Perhaps I ought to place a bet on it. Lucy is seemingly quiet, which appears reinforced by her small stature, but the world ought not to be fooled. I am sure she is entirely capable of being fierce as fuck, whilst still trying to make sure that everybody is doing alright, as she goes about changing the world. If I were able to vote for her as president, I would do so in a heartbeat. In fact, I would join her campaign, too. @halethegoose

most likely to win an award soon: I think we are all thinking it: Emma and Ryan. I saw La La Land, and all I want to do is watch it over and over and over again. I am so glad that it is getting the recognition that it deserves. And since it’s awards season, and the film has already done rather well, I think the likelihood is increased. @lovelyemmastone & @ryantgos

best person to bring home to your parents: Lily. I am totally biased. But I think the best person for anybody to bring home to their parents is the person that they love most. Because your parents can see it, and see how happy they make you. @lilyjamesh