#//Dude rolls up after coming back from Sumeru w some shit like the Purple Dragon drink or smth | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dutybcrne · 7 months ago

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Honestly, I love imagining that Kae behind the bar would make cocktails a la TipsyBartender as a bit, but then get genuinely invested in what limits he could push his own ( and especially Venti's ) alcohol tolerance and what flavors he could end up mixing up. That menu, however, is off-limits for everyone except himself, Venti, Albedo, and Dainsleif.

#//Or sb like an adeptus or Archon; for instance. But Kae'd be going on instinct/vibes alone to clock 'em #//Or any other being he figures is like them who could have a supernatural/extreme alcohol tolerance #//And then test them with a Creation once he's sure & they ask for one. I smile; thinking of what FACES Xiao would make jdfbgfg #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#hc; kaeya #//Kae being given full reins of the bar like AIGHT; LET'S MAKE A DRINK WITH THE MOST UNHINGED OF ALCOHOL MIXES & UNHOLY OF FLAVORS #//It's like when you made 'magic potions' as a kid; except now he can make his ideal BOOZE. And NO ONE CAN STOP HIM #//Except if Luc suddenly senses a Disturbance in the Force & HIGHTAILS IT TO ANGEL SHARE (Charles in near tears sent for him to stop Kae)#//Near every concoction; Kae ends up spitting the drinks tf out half the time bc sometimes it BURNS and sometimes it tastes GOD AWFUL #//To which he would IMMEDIATELY challenge Venti to a drink off and see who chickens tf out first kdjbgf #//Dude rolls up after coming back from Sumeru w some shit like the Purple Dragon drink or smth #//Charles can only look on in horror as Kae ASSASINATES his own tastebuds & that of any unfortunate victim he ropes into trying it jdfbfg #//He got Luc to try smth he made ONCE; and the man ended up passed out IMMEDIATELY #//Due to the alcohol or how utterly ABHORRENT the taste was; Kae still does not know #//He looks back on it and LAUGHS; bc of Luc's reaction every time he brings it up; but in the moment DEFFO panicked; thinking he killed him #//Mans can be & IS a spectacular bartender; second to none (read: Diluc). But BOY OH BOY; can he be unhinged with it when he gets the Urge

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