#//...he gives me big baby tht wont let the single parent date energy

[simiansmoke]

Reverse w/ Mario from @allnostalgic? >o>

feelin' possessive

Having pestered the plumber up til 4 in the filthy am to PLEASE JUST TAKE HIM TO GET MUNCHIES- the two were stuck at the Subway nearest to Mario's place under blinking fluorescent lights.

DK barely noticed the cashier, considering he's busy drooling over all the grub guarded behind a plastic shield that was not a stranger to his face pressed up against it and blowing heated waves of condensation over the surface.

Usually it was up to Mario to order since DK just looked like some kinda escaped circus animal in the human kingdom. "DON'T FORGET THE MAYO!" He hollers over to Mario after the other had moved over to pay for the ridiculously stuffed sandwich order. Though what DK sees gives him pause and a flaring of fur.

"Hehe, yeah - we only get some real stoners out here this late. Why don't you take a cookie for a road? My treat~"

He can't help notice the way Mario laughs awkwardly, shifting from foot to foot as the cashier wraps up the finished sandwiches...how dare he get any attention! Good attention that is...

"...heY MARIO, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR VAN'S GOT A FLAT-" DK loudly interrupts, waiting for the stunned short-stuff to look out confused at the parking lot before he turns to head out and get a better look, but not before dropping the meal compensation on the counter in form of a handful of bills.

"Here you go ~" The cashier is in the middle of handing over sandwiches in a baggie when DK takes it upon himself to...first - snatch the sandwiches, then secondly -lean down to blow a puff of hot air into the Subway worker's face.

"...I'll have you know, I'm a fuckin' service animal. So ~ enjoy your court summons for very illegally interrupting my work!" He leaves the poor store clerk wide eyed and shaky, but not without first devouring that free cookie himself before Mario could even get a WHIFF of it. Delicious.