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bowsnbots · 11 months ago
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—Hopefully, the front door to Peppino's Pizzeria doesn't break from the force of it slamming open just now, wild west saloon style. Which, um. Looking at the little, what, 2 foot blob of cheese standing in the doorway... how'd he do that with so much force?
Regardless of how, The Vigilante slowly shuffles his way up to the counter, more directly towards Gustavo. Without waiting for the man's usual greeting, he slams a piece of paper down on the counter; it's clear at a glance that it's a Wanted Poster of some kind.
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"Tell me everything y'know about this feller. Bounty's high, and I'm lookin' t' claim it."
On closer inspection of the poster, if he chooses to look, Gustavo will find quite possibly the most generic-looking cheeseslime enemy he's ever laid eyes on. Like, 'could blend into the mozzarella stock in the pizzeria' levels of bland and unidentifiable. How's he expect anyone to find this guy?
...Maybe Gustavo could start in that mozzarella stock? Pretty please?
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