#//'he could have killed me... why didn't he' HONEY!!!!! DEVELOP SOME STANDARDS!!!!!!!

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which stupid bitch from classical literature are you?

Jane Eyre!

You are Jane Eyre! Ohhhhhhhh my god dude ohhhh my god raise your standards. raise your standards. raise your standards right now. this woman meets a guy who is Rude To Her, And Rude To Everyone, Repeatedly, For Pages On End, but he says "thank you" to her one (1) time and suddenly she's like "is this romance material?" BITCH NOOOOOOOOOO! there's like... a fucking ghost living in the house with her and she's like "this is fine" and even when a FUCKING FIRE STARTS she's like "hm... i guess rich ppl just be like that sometimes!" Her crowning achievement of stupidity is finding out that Rochester, who literally Proposed To Her, is ALREADY MARRIED. not only that, he LOCKED HIS WIFE IN HIS ATTIC. not even his ex-wife. his WIFE. he is a MARRIED MAN WHO LOCKED HIS WIFE IN HIS ATTIC. and jane eyre. is still. in love with him. oh my god babe just like... go on tinder i PROMISE there are other fish in the sea

Tagged by: i literally tagged myself bc i thought norman would get an amazing answer. and lo, i was correct. this is 100% them. this is THEM! Tagging: ok listen @sionnacher​ @rkplaced​ fckin. andy im @’ing you bc this quiz is so funny to me