#// this doesn't include some of the side characters that were victims of One Eye's actions - but moreso more prominant characters

[cheecats]

One Eye from DOTC is such a funny villain because like, I'm already so fucking angry with all the disgusting bullshit the "heros" have been doing or excusing in the past few books. Then BOOM, this evil orange man shows up to either murder or bully them all for one book like some locust plague, as if I'm supposed to give a shit.

[bibibbon]

I made a huge mistake in going to the MHA subreddit. The braindead takes on 427 have me convinced I'm stuck in a parallel universe where we're reading a completely different story:

"It's great seeing Deku play therapist with the LOV, but all it seems to have done is make things worse!" A) Izuku shouldn't be having to play therapist to begin with, considering he's a 16 year old kid. B) most of the LOV don't see anything they did as wrong, so idk what the fuck Izuku can do about that. Also, WHY AREN'T PEOPLE HELPING IZUKU WITH HIS OWN GODDAMN FEELINGS?!

Apparently Bakugou killed Kurogiri, and there's absolutely ZERO reaction to it both in and out of universe. So of fucking course Izuku is a murderer, but not their precious Bakugou 🥱.

"I feel like Hori's really underrated as a writer!" Horikoshi doesn't know Show Don't Tell, how to actually develop characters, and how to craft actual stakes in the narrative from a hole in the ground. Also, MHA is one of the most popular mangas worldwide, so you're not even using underrated right.

"I feel like Horikoshi sees our discussions and then implements them in the story!" This I can kind of agree with, considering how much y'all hate Izuku and worship Bakugou. But on the other hand, I really doubt Horikoshi thinks the MHA subreddit is as important as you think it is.

"Bakugou's totally going to ask Izuku to start their own hero agency together at the end!" Jesus fucking Christ, just say you hate Izuku. How would that be a great ending for him? He not only has to see the source of his low self esteem and borderline suicidal feelings achieving the dream he'll now never have, but you want them to WORK together?!

@nutzgunray-lvt 👋

Well a lot of the time looking into Reddit is always a mistake unless you're asking a very niche question and you get an answer from 9 years ago or something.

I feel like a lot of people whether that be in universe or in fandom forget that izuku is a 16 year old child soldier. Izuku is more than a decade younger than a lot of the villains in the leauge. He is a child who has been exploited by the system and abused. We have seen in 425 izuku try and talk to someone but simply get brushed aside and while I don't blame shoto or ochako for doing that as they probably didn't mean it and are traumatised themselves it kinda of shows how much this has effected izuku. Also this doesn't help BECAUSE HORI GAVE US NO FLIPPING INTROPSECTION ON IZUKU'S BIT AGAIN!! Also Iam not sure if it's just me but Izuku's eye bags are heavily prominent in this chapter especially when he is talking to spinner.

The fandom especially the lov stans side of it love babayifying the actions of the leauge and hyper fixating on the humane soft side they may have while completely ignoring the horrible actions they commited. I talk about this better in one of @palesweetscherryblossom asks

I still can't believe that bk may of killed kurogiri. I don't even know when that happend and I checked the wiki but it says that kurogiris status is unconfirmed so I will be waiting until the last chapter to fully acknowledge if kurogiri is dead or not. However this brings up the point that the fandoms is being quite hypocritical if they're calling izuku a murder but not bakugo. They both killed people but for some reason it's izuku thats put into public light and bashing instead of all the other characters that have killed in the series including villains.

Yeah sometimes it feels like hori is looking at discussions of his series and implementing ideas but I think that goes more for his Japanese fans than us to be honest because after all they're his target demographic. I remember when I first joined Tumblr one of my earliest posts talked about how horikoshi's writing decisions were heavily influenced by his fans which may or may not be true.

At this point IAM convinced that izuku isn't getting a proper happy ending. Every time I think it can't get worse it does. Just by your comment of them starting an agency together haunts me just like the possibility that bk may become the number one hero

[fresne999]

This post brings up both some interesting points about S2, but also about how viewers / readers interpret a work.

In general, I don't comment on fanfic online. But this is such an interesting read on how fanfic can affect fanon interpretation, I'm going to weigh in.

Reading HoHW, I came to realize I fundamentally interpreted what the fanfic author was laying out there "very" differently than the other folks reading it, and for that matter than I think the author intended. I'll start by saying the way the story frames story events is not in the Core Universe / Magical Realism framework of OFMD, but in a more real world darker framework. Therefore when pirates do pirate things, I interpreted them less in the more muppet-violence of the show where stabbing can be affectionate and more golden age pirates were very bad people framework.

The way I interpreted Ed's actions in the earlier portion of HoHW was that everything he did came out of a desire to protect himself from Izzy and the real-pirate/colonial violence Izzy represents. Izzy was responsible for hiring a new - scum of the sea - crew, and the increased level of violence of the way attacks were carried out. I read the scenes with the blond victims as Ed creating a protective space where someone who looked like Stede had a brief moment of calm, could give Ed the emotional support he needed. While outside Izzy and the rest of the crew were violently (with a side of sexual assault because of the more real world framing / women included in the captives) murdering folks. Ed would then kill the Stede stand-in before creating a protective cover that implied to Izzy & crew that torture had happened. 

I came to realize that's not the interpretation that the author intended as they began a whole romantic arc for Izzy. As I read other comments about the fic, I realized that's not how other fans interpreted the opening arc. 

I do wonder how a full year+ of fanon and fanfiction shifts an interpretation of the events of early S2 E1-3. Especially when fandom (as a sub-cultural of the western cultural that many of us are in) has a history of applying overall cultural interpretations to characters.

But to take things back to OFMD and not fannon, in S1, we see a raid and folks are dying (or having gold teeth ripped from their corpses) ripped out. So the show doesn't hide the piracy is violent. But because of the magical realism (with a side of muppet) framing, the violence doesn't really hit the viewer in the same way as say…I'm watching Blue Eye Samurai right now, and there (despite being a cartoon) the violence is much more darkly presented. 

S2E1-3 crew of the Revenge are exhausted. They have been raiding and raiding and raiding. The raids themselves, or even the violence of those raids, isn't the problem for the crew. They are pirates. The problem is that the raids keep going. To the point that treasure is meaningless. The wedding...a bit far, but not so far that they didn't leap in. None of them seem to realize that Ed's committing suicide by cop. Instead Ivan died by cop and Ed kept living. They don't realize Ed is trying to die by Ned Low.

By the way, I haven't seen this mentioned, but Ned is a shortened version of the name Edward as is Ed. Edward, like many old english names (Eadweard) has a ridiculous number of variations. Ed's trying to get a variation of himself to kill him. 

Just an aside, how cathartic that Ed tries to get the sea (a battleground) kill him, but in fact the sea is also Calypso (party / giving / loving).

I do think the point that Ed's violence to Izzy is a result of his failure in his role is a useful one. A role that Izzy very specifically bases pretty much everything about himself on. While Ed's utter lack of action towards Frenchie, who disobeyed an order and lied to him is equally telling. 

Part of what has the crew exhausted is maintaining the level of violence they are doing every raid. Frenchie's wolverine for example. They are exhausted as they eat cake. Too far. Oh, devil's children there was a choice there too.

But its interesting that they don't just leave. Calico Jack has (presumably) been mutinied on more than once for Ed to believe his story. Stede nearly gets mutinied for being the opposite of Blackbeard in S1.

There's one Ed and many of crew. As pirates, they always had the option to leave. Well, other than they never make port, but they could have simply steered the ship to port and quietly left, or marooned Ed as they finally do after the whole attempted murder incident. 

It's also telling that we the audience never see an incident like Ed describes with Fang (Kevin). Where Ed interpreted events as a fun game and Fang was terrified. We don't need to because the characters cathartically talk about how their interpretations were wildly out of sync. Part of the many quiet moments that we got (and I treasure) in S2. Like the Fang and Roach go to the spa sequence. Having incidents like Fang describes would have elongated the first 3 episodes and we didn't really need more  tea time of the soul. 

I feel like I need to tie this up with a bow, but, fanon, huh. Especially particularly popular fanon grown yeastlike from the air. Culture is like air. Invisible but there. Huh.

why do so many people keep calling ed izzy's abuser? I thought it was kind of funny how wrong they were at first because I love being right but at this point I feel like, if you really believe that why do you even like this show? where the main love interest is a violently abusive indigenous man? that sounds boring as shit. what would possess the writers of the show for them to make such an awful decision?

but then I think, if this many people believe it does that mean I'm the one who's wrong? or is it that the creators fumbled that storyline when they should have been clearer about it? or maybe it's just that most people on here have had their reading comprehension scorched away by Sherlock Holmes conspiracy theories and Steven Universe discourse. I can't tell. sometimes I think the internet may have been a mistake.

No they're wrong here's what's going on. People all read this shitty fic called Hell or High Water where Ed was everything the Izzy stans say he was and then instead of realizing that Ed is sad everyone regressed into thinking that the Kraken Era TM was going to be incredibly violent, like serial killing blond men because they look like Stede levels of violence. Even if you didn't read HoHW you saw art or read fic from people who had engaged with this fic and succumbed to it's premise. So there's been this background radiation of misunderstanding what the Kraken is on the fandom for several months. So inevitably when Ed did some mild violence and then attempted suicide by threatening murder until the crew took matters into their own hands, which is not abuse or torture by any stretch, btw, it's a murder-suicide at worst (I say at worst because I consider it fuckery-suicide I don't think Ed was trying to kill people I think he was trying to force them into a situation where they thought it was kill or be killed so that they would choose to kill him, but that is my interpretation and you are free to think it's a botched murder-suicide I have no problem with that), which, murder is something the show has never condemned and if it did it would be horribly inconsistent. So anyway, Ed's whole Kraken Era was categorized in the show by him being sad and doing so many drugs and begging someone please god anyone to kill him and trying to break Ned Low's record out of the evil boredom, but because it had a murder-suicide element to it and Izzy's toes were getting removed and he waved a gun around at everyone once (in a way that felt to me like he was trying and failing to work up the nerve to blow his own brains out but I digress) people who liked HoHW and were mad that people had called it out were like "see hes being violent HoHW author vindicated" as if anything Ed did rose to the level of that fic

And you want to know how I know this read is bullshit? Because when I watch the show with people who don't read fic or interact with the fandom and then I gauge their reactions without showing my hand they all implicitly understand that Ed is reacting to Izzy in a way appropriate to how pirate captains react to threats from subordinates. The spectrum of reactions has been from "hey isn't it weird how Ed was the Kraken because his dad was abusive and now he's the kraken because of Izzy? Maybe there's something there but idk" to "I don't think you can apply the logic of domestic abuse to a pirate captain and first mate but also Izzy had it coming" to "I cannot feel bad for Izzy after last season, I'm sorry." To "lmao Izcel" and I've showed this show to roughly everyone I know. The only thing I can conclude from the fact that people who don't engage with OFMD fic almost unilaterally thinking that Izzy is in the wrong and then coming online to see people thinking the opposite is that Izzy as victim and Ed as abuser is pure fanon, like how Stede is a cinnamon roll who talks like Azeriphael.

But anyway yeah you're completely right about the fact that this would be a bad show if they decided to make Ed into a domestic abuser. I don't want to watch a rom com about a domestic abuser falling in love and I don't want a show that decided to make it's indigenous lead abusive when the stereotype of indigenous men as abusers is still to this day used as an excuse to separate indigenous children from their families and put them with white Christians in order to erase their culture. Good thing OFMD didn't make Ed abusive, so I still like the show.

[butwhatifidothis]

I know i'ts Reddit but the Three Houses sub is so annoying. You can call Rhea a villain - you can call DIMITRI a villain, and I've seen one of the mods saying Dimitri is a villain on every route including his own - but call You Know Who a villain and everyone loses their minds and will give you a lecture on how she is a "heroic antagonist" in 3 routes and the true hero of the game in the 4th. They all erally think they're being insightful is the thing. And this isnt even r/Edelgard

Well, seeing that I do believe the "Edelgard has C-PTSD" take was originally on the general Three Houses sub (if I remember right - either way I don't think it's on r/Edelgard. Edit: it was the main Fire Emblem subreddit, thanks nilsh lol), that's not the most surprising thing to hear. The prevalence to which people vehemently deny that Edelgard could possibly be a villain is very widespread, and since it's such a blatantly wrong take you get similarly blatantly wrong takes about the other (actually heroic) characters to go along with it.

Rhea's the easiest target, since she's the only actually, genuinely morally gray person of the four characters talked about (the other of course being Edelgard, Dimitri, and Claude). She makes decisions that have no right or wrong answers and that end up having large, long-lasting effects on Fodlan. Even with that, however, there are just some things that she couldn't do anything about. Crests were always going to be considered a sign of superiority by humans, for example - they'd already genocided a race for them and had them around for what, a century before Rhea had any power to speak of? Correct me if I'm wrong on the numbers, but in any case it was long enough for multiple generations to come about who also had Crests. Nothing Rhea could have done would have stopped that. However, people look at her actions, hear Edelgard's words shitting on Rhea, ignore the red herring surrounding Rhea, and believe her to be the villain of 3H. Some even make the Agarthans her victims, because "there must have been a reason for the Agarthans to hate Nabateans."

Dimitri also makes incredibly questionable decisions. In post timeskip (in non-CF routes) the choices he makes are oftentimes something that can easily garner a side-eye, to put it nicely. But the thing people ignore about him (and also about Rhea, let's be honest) is that he is making these choices under very mentally unstable conditions. It isn't him not caring about others, it's him prioritizing the voices that he hears - voices that he genuinely believes to be his father, his best friend, his step-mother, and countless innocents - that tell him to behave a certain way, do certain actions, achieve certain goals. Ignoring these voices - especially when, off of CF, they are likely the only "people" he's consistently heard "talk to him" for four to five years - just isn't immediately possible for Dimitri. And then he makes an effort to better himself and shows that while the bad is still a part of who he is, that doesn’t make him bad, just human - he’s in fact one of the most caring people of the cast. But people either completely ignore that and say that he's an evil uncaring villain who just wants to do what he wants, or, erm... the other option. Which is arguably far worse and is inarguably very ableist.

All bias aside, Claude is the morally cleanest of the four characters. He just deadass doesn't do questionable actions that are nearly on the level as the others. Not to say that he doesn't make questionable decisions, but to butcher up a post I made a while ago: Rhea, Dimitri, and Edelgard have killed someone (for a variety of reasons) while Claude is stealing a Pepsi from a mom-n-pop. But he's initially set up as the untrustworthy one - even I thought that he was gonna be the big bad at first (it's why I chose him lmao). His motivations are shrouded in a lot of mystery and obfuscation, he has an air of confidence about him that is noticeably different from the other characters, he intentionally makes himself look untrustworthy - it's easy to see him as someone who is revealed to be the villain. So when he isn't - when his big bad secret is that he's a mixed kid who wants everyone to hold hands - people don't believe it, the same as when they ignore Rhea's red herrings. Claude is set up in one way, and it is impossible for him to deviate from that way, so he must actually be the villain - along with Dimitri and the darkness in him, along with Rhea and her lies, his fakeness is all that's there to his character.

These three are archetypes of characters that generally are villains. Rhea's kind of character is usually Church Bad, Dragon Bad, Human Good - it's a shock that she's actually a pretty damn good person, especially all things considered (my sis says that she would have just eradicated humans were she in Rhea's position, and I doubt that's an uncommon opinion to have). Dimitri's kind of character is Once Good Now Bad Because Mental Illness Bad - it's a shock that he's able to have the less appealing symptoms of an already stigmatized mental illness and still be shown to be an incredibly good person (this can also apply to Rhea some). Claude's kind of character is usually Evil Halfer Infiltrating The "Good" Side For Evil - it's a shock that he proves again and again to be a really good person (bruh, you would not believe how often this is not the case, especially in fantasy - half-raced NPC's are revealed to eeevil spies that used their half-race appearance to infiltrate the "good" side more often than you might think). Them being good people are subversions of the types of characters they are - and in turn, Edelgard being a villain is a subversion of the type of character her character normally is.

Take down the corrupt church! Fight for people's freedom! Destroy oppression! Get rid of nobility! Cute anime waifu! These are all things that are extremely typical of the hero of a story, especially one like FE. Edelgard is saying all of the right things - when it comes to end goals, in any case. She's confident, she looks like she knows what she's doing, but she also has the special soft side for just the player character where she's cute but oh so lonely. The game subtly pushes you to favor Edelgard - Adrestia is always the first option to chose between it, Faerghus, and Leicester, the loading screens are of BE, she has the most immediately striking design of the three lords.

She has most all of the set up for being the hero of the story... and then she isn't. She's actually the villain. She wants to get rid of the church, in extremely large part, because it's run by a race she hates. She fights for strong people, not for "weak" people who will fall behind in her society of independence (and only humans fall under the umbrella of "people" to her). She "destroys" "oppression" by replacing it with her own. She gets rid of nobility that she doesn't like, and just replaces the people in charge with people she knows - the system's still there, just with new faces. She's the cute anime waifu until Byleth is done being useful to her, then she breaks off the connection and leaves them to fend for themselves (unless they specifically marry her).

For all of 3H's faults, it is a subversive game in these regards, and in ways that can be arguably legitimately commendable. The Church is actually good, the mentally ill aren't "too far gone," the mixed race outsider isn't secretly evil, and the cute girly is the big bad - none of these are really things you see that often, especially all at once. So, the people who liked what Edelgard was saying, grew to like her, wanted to side with her, they see that they've been bamboozled into following a villainous cause of conquest, violence, racism, and imperialism, a cause that doesn't care for the weak, or for the religious, or for the noncompliant, and they plum don't like it. So they fall back on the tired old tropes of fantasy (to be clear these are found elsewhere but they're pretty damn prevalent in this particular genre) - the Church is bad, the mentally ill are "too far gone," the mixed race outsider is an infiltrator for the "bad" side, and the one saying all the right hero stuff is the right hero of the story. All the context for 3H is ignored because they don't like the conclusions it comes to - that Rhea, Dimitri, and Claude are all good people, and Edelgard just isn't. It just so happens that Edelgard is very popular, so this isn't going to stay in just one corner of 3H's fandom

[slashingdisneypasta]

Slashers Toy Story!AU

Or, *cough* a way for me to write out a buncha funny Incorrect Quotes and smoosh two things I love together.

Woody: Jason Voorhees

Buzz Lightyear: Michael Myers

Jessie: Ghostface

Prospector/Stinky Pete: Roman Bridger

Bo Peep and Ham: Freddy Krueger

Mr Potato Head: Chucky / Charles Lee Ray

Mrs Potato Head: Tiffany Valentine

Slinky: Carrie White

Rex: Bubba Sawyer

Barbie: Jennifer Check

Ken: Patrick Bateman

Lotso-'O'-Huggin' Bear: Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt. Was gonna be Bo, but Hoyt just fits way better. Plus he has Thomas.

Chuckles: Monty

Big Baby: Thomas hewitt

The Chatter Telephone: Luda Mae Hewitt

Also, Sunnydale Daycare: Ambrose. Because why not.

*I'm thing the kids in Toy Story are the fanbase and creators of the Slashers in this AU. Like, Andy and Bonnie are the original creators that make up the canon stuff and created them to be the infamous characters we all know- and Sid is us fan-people that twist and distort the characters for our own pleasure, haha XD *

An abundance of Incorrect Quotes bellow the cut!

Chucky: *With all the features on his face mismatched*

Chucky: Hey Freddy, look! I'm Picasso!

Freddy: ... yeah, I don't get it. *Leaves*

Chucky: *what... * You uncultured swine!! *Shakes his fist at Freddy's retreating back. That was a good fucking joke, goddamn.*

~

Michael: *Writing down on whiteboard:* Excuse me... I think the word you're searching for is

THE SHAPE.

Jason: *Already so done with this edgy boy's bullshit*

Jason: *Moves attention to his own whiteboard, starts writing*

Jason: *Shows board*

NO. The word I'm 'searching for', I cant say, because there are preschool toys present.

*Gestures ferociously to Carrie and Bubba.*

~

Jason: *Ughhhh. Shows board that he frantically wrote on:* Its not a KNIFE! Its a little stick of plastic!!

Freddy: What's wrong with him??

Chucky: Knife envy~

Freddy: Ah been there

~

Jason and Michael: *Watching Dr Loomis give psychology advice*

Jason and Michael: *Slowly tilting their heads sceptically, in unison*

Michael: *Holds up board for Jason to read:* ... I don't think that man has ever been to medical school.

~

Jason: *Trying to get Michael to help him. Writes passive aggressively on board and shoves the thing in Michael's view:* Would you give me a hand!???

Michael: *Fucking slices his own arm off and chucks it at Jason*

Look, he's having a bad day...

~

Freddy: *Sneaks up on Jason and digs his fingers into the giants sides*

Jason: *Whips around and cracks Freddy in the face from shock*

Jason: *Realises its just Freddy as the other groans and holds his nose, and looks a little guilty. Oh, Freddy. Writes on board and shows him:* There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.

Freddy: Agh- Fucking- Merry Christmas, hockey puck!

Jason: *Catches sight of something above them, tilts his head. Writes and shows board:* Isn't that mistletoe?

Freddy: *A slow, creepy grin rips across his face* Yep.

~ Toy Stoy 2~

Jason: *Frantically holding up a board:* Michael! I was a yo-yo!

Freddy and Chucky: *Look at each other*

Chucky: 'Was'?

~

*Michael and the others watching a dude try to buy Jason and failing.*

Michael: *Thinking: Mm, now just walk away.*

Man: *Follows after where Jason went.*

Michael: *Thinking: ... the other way.*

~

*After Jason has been stolen- everyone is panicking*

Michael: *Stomping his foot, trying to gather these psychopaths' attentions. Wait a minute! Wait, hold on! When he semi has their attention, he shows a piece of paper with writing on it:* This is not time to be hysterical.

Freddy: Its the perfect time to be hysterical.

Bubba: *Gasp. Should we be hysterical!?*

Carrie: *Tries to calm Bubba down, a hand on his arm and voice gentle* No-

Chucky: Yes.

Michael: *Thinking: ... well, maybe*

~

Freddy: Give this to Jason when you find him

Freddy: *SMACKS MICHAEL UPSIDE THE HEAD*

Michael: ... *Holds up board* Alright. But I don't think it'll mean the same thing coming from me.

~

Freddy: *Up ahead* Hey guys! Why did the toys cross the road!?

Michael: *But rolls his eyes. Not now bacon bits.*

Bubba: *Perks up and waives. Oh! He loves riddles. Why?*

Freddy: To get to the chicken... on the other side!

*They all look out and celebrate, seeing where Jason was being kept hostage... but then realise how dangerous getting across will be as a giant fricken truck careens by and crushes a can the same size as them*

Bubba: ... *Promptly turns around and starts walking back the way they came. Oh well. We tried-*

Michael: *Grabs Bubba back*

~

Jennifer: I can help! I'm Tour Guide Jen!

Jennifer: Please keep your hands, arms and accessories inside the car, and no flash photography! Thanks.

Chucky: -I'm a married man, I'm married man, I'm married man-

Freddy: *Shoves Chucky out of the way* Then make room for the single fellas.

~

Michael: *Ugh. Writes on board:* They're on level 23.

Carrie: How are we gonna get up there?

Bubba: *Gestures to balloons, then up to the sky. Meaning: Maybe if we find some balloons, we could float to the top!*

Chucky: Are you kidding? I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.

Freddy: How bout a roast? *Grins*

Freddy: *Assesses Chucky and Carrie in turn* With tenderised pig and a slaughtered lamb as sides.

Chucky: Hold the fuck up did you just call me a pig- and a side-

Carrie: What?

Bubba: Oh! Oh! *Pats his chest excitedly. Do him! What about me??*

Freddy: ... Eh, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.

~

*Michael does something to get them all hurt and doesn't to care at all, of course. Just moves on.*

Chucky: Remind me to glue his mask on his head when we get back.

Freddy: *Nods, yep*

~

Chucky:*Embracing Tiffany after having been away saving Jason*

Glen and Glenda: You saved our lives! We're eternally grateful!

Chucky: Oh, fuck...

Tiffany: You saved their lives, Chucky?? Oh, my hero.

Tiffany: *Immediately drops Chucky in favour of picking up the babies* And they're adorable! Lets adopt them!

Chucky: *Thinking: What? No- Absolutely not- Don't say tha-*

Glen and Glenda: Daaaaddy!

Chucky: Fuck.

~Toy Story 3~

Jason: *Holds up a sign as he stands there menacingly with his machete:* You got a date with justice, Charles.

Chucky: Heh, too bad, 'sheriff'. I'm a married man.

Tiffany: *Comes out screaming, wielding goddamn nun chucks*

~

Michael: *Eyes narrow behind mask, slowly holds up sign he prepared earlier:* Bastard son of a hundred maniacs.

Freddy: Hah. That's Mr Bastard son of a hundred maniacs, to you!

~

*The toys/Slashers watch some toys, including Jennifer and her car get thrown in the donation bin*

Ghostface: Oh, man, poor Jen.

Freddy: ... I get the corvette.

~

Tiffany: Its alright, Jen, it'll be okay.

Jennifer: Well... Needy and I have been growing apart for a while...

Jennifer: Its just... I cant believe she would kill me!

Chucky: *Who's 'best friend till the end'/victim also killed him* Yeah. Welcome to the club, toots.

~

Hoyt: They just love new toys, don't they?

Chucky: Love!? We've been chewed, kicked, drooled on-

Tiffany: Just look at my nails!

Hoyt: ... Hm. Well, here's the thing, sweetheart. You aint leavin' Ambrose.

Tiffany: *Thinking: Oh fuck no he did not just- * Sweetheart!? Who do you think you're talking to!? I have over 10 kills, and I deserve more respec-

Hoyt: *Covers Tiffany's mouth with his hand* Ah, that's better.

Chucky: *Thinking: I'm going to fuck this douche up- * Hey, no one takes my wife's mouth. *Shoves Hoyt back off her by the chest* 'Cept me.

~

*Hoyt and Thomas bring Chucky back from 'The Box'. He's more fucked up looking then usual, sand all through his hair and stuck to his plastic features. He shakes it out of his pockets.*

Tiffany: *Gasp* Sweetheart!

Chucky: Eugh... it was cold. And dark. Nothin' but sand and a couple of Lincoln logs.

Freddy: Ehhh... I don't think those were Lincoln logs.

~

Ghostface: I was wrong...

Chucky:

Chucky: Ghostface is right. He was wrong.

~

Jennifer: *Fake cries*

~

Chucky: *Slaps a Pidgeon*

~

*Trying to reset Michael back to his former settings/self (The one that knows them and therefore will maybe-perhaps-possibly not kill them*

Freddy: Oh- oh- oh, here we go. there should be a little hole under the switch.

Jason: *Little hole little hold little hole- Nods. Got it!*

Freddy: To reset your Michael Myers action figure, insert paper clip-

Jason: *Sharply turns to Bubba, urging him to put his finger in the hole quickly*

Freddy: Caution; Do not hold button for more then five seconds...

Michael: *Suddenly stops thrashing and goes slack*

Everyone: ...

Bubba: *Jumps off him, holding up his hands. Its not my fault!!*

~

Michael, on Spanish Mode: *Gives Jason two sweet kisses on either cheek*

Jason: *Awkwardly, slowly holds up sign:* We gotta switch him back.

~

Ghostface: Oh! Mikey!!

Michael, still on Spanish Mode: *Sees Ghostface*

Michael: *Drops to his knees, gathers up Ghostface's hand*

Michael: *Looks up at Ghostface in utter awe and admiration*

Ghostface: *Freaken freaked out. Shouldn't he be the creepy one in this outfit? Leans away* Uhh... did you fix Michael?

Freddy: Uh, sorta. I mean I for one think this is a huge improvement.

~

Michael, STILL on Spanish Mode: *Does a dance of feelings around Ghostface, wanting to express himself*

Ghostface: What- why- please stop I'm gonna pee myself- Of laughter or fear I have no idea but I WILL PEE

Michael: *Grabs and dips Ghostface, and holds up a sign* We will be the most famous killers in history, together.

Ghostface: *Thinking: Oh I can get behind that, hell yeah- *

Jason: *Arrives*

Ghostface: Oh- *Scrambles out of Michaels hold* JASE!

Michael: *Watches them move on together* *Throws down the sign*

Freddy: I suddenly feel disgusting, like... I somehow ended up in some kinda... love-square, of some kind...

~

Jason: *Nicely gestures for Michael to give him some help*

Michael, stillllllll on Spanish mode: *Sniffs his nose at Jason's hand, shoving him out of the way with one arm like no thank you.*

~

Jennifer: Authority should derive from the consent of the governed. Not from the threat of force! // Or, alternatively which I think fits a whole lot better- // I am not going to stand back here and let another fucking old white guy tell me what the fuck to do!

Chucky and Freddy, two old white guys: *Look at each other*

Chucky:

Freddy:

Chucky and Freddy: *Shrug*

And that's it seeing as I don't really wanna see Toy Story 4. I hope you enjoyed this silly thing with me at least a little XD

Okay so I got a little attached in the end.