#// still love eddie tho - he'll always ALWAYS be in my heart

[brokentoys]

hi. honestly it does get kinda annoying when they do have harley quinn lecture batman. especially on morals. ESPECIALLY when it's in a continuity where she's done some of the most fucked up things imaginable. like, literally irredeemable, drop her in the middle of the ocean, fucked up things. like it'd be understandable if she was lecturing batman and it's clear that she's either being manipulative, or delusional. but when you can just feel the writers are agreeing with her and going "yeah, harley is telling him OFF!!" then it's just so stupid.

DC needs to realize if they want harley to be a somewhat redeemable person or convince us she's an antihero, they shouldn't have her killing kids only for her to turn around and start lecturing batman as if she has a stool to stand on.

[wayfayrr]

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I feel like that dink wouldn't 100% part to sage to the point he isn't himself anymore but rather they are affected by each other in way similar to Eddie and venom, them both needing each other as they share a common enemy altho to degrees as the chain isn't on sight with sage then with dink but they both hate the chain and them wanting reader to themselves I would think they would have a similar relationship to venom and Eddie with the hole dink needing a host and sage was at the right time and place as other links would physically would fit to being dink's host like sage since their all links but unlike sage they have a personal problems with each other that would be too much work fo dink plus if dink did become just part of sage and not one being anymore he wouldn't be able to spy on reader without reader noticing. Tho the two can read each other's thoughts and see their memories. I pitch this: dink always had dark thoughts over reader ever since reader played the loz games infact he always was watching them aware that there was a screen between him and them, he heard their voice and saw their face. He was watching them every minute they were on that device they used, studying them taking notes and getting every info he get his hands on, in the games where link fought against his shadow he would always stare at them when he get the chance at first it was his curiosity to learn more on how to take down these links and I guess this person who was with link at all times but as the relationship between reader and the links grew and reader playing more loz games it became much more darker than it was before till he got enough info on what reader's actions and seeing how their not really that much of a threat when link isn't in the equation and knowing how the links would help anyone who needed help and how they are close to reader, he picked them kidnapping them from their world to his and so placing them near the chain as a way toy with them as they getting much more obsessed over reader did he too and when the day finally came he took reader and sage at girst he wanted to kill reader but their was something in his heart that just didn't want too, so instead he took them both back to the real world. What I'm basically saying self aware yandere dink. So the possibility sage gets fangs please. I got this from a dream, just dink watching reader when they play the loz games and each time they play those games and he pops up he gets much more self aware and the desire to know every single thing about reader by watching and hacking into their device and like how that horror game( AMANDA adventure I think that's what it's name is) he gets out of the screen when reader finishes Tolk he just snatches them and takes them to the era where the chain is in like he is behind them when their playing the Tolk game while reader and everyone else is unaware.

AIDVNDFNVFVOIN I LOVE SELF AWARE AUS!!!! SELF AWARE DINK BBY!!!! ✨✨✨ HE'S HEARD EVERYTHING. Sorry got a little off track with that, but really they are my favourite things 💖 and I could go off about the chain being like that.

Sage and Dink as Eddie and Venom is something I can fully get behind, although I still love the idea that Dink is slowly losing anything that isn't Sage, due to losing his magic even though at some point they don't separate anymore - yes they lose the ability to spy on reader but it wouldn't happen for at least a few months at least. Sage was the best host due to the reasons you've mentioned and as Rauru proves his body handles foreign magic the best, so rather than rejecting and keeping dink more separate he just kinda??? like with an organ transplant if you can see what I'm getting at. Also sage with fangs 👀 I'm politely looking.

NOW ONTO MY FAVOURITE PART OF YOUR ASK!! If they share memories??? Sage gets Dink's memories of reader playing the games. he'll learn the other's secrets. BUT HE'LL ALSO KNOW WHAT READER WAS SAYING AS HIS GAME WAS PLAYED!! SO HE'LL LEARN IF READER WAS SIMPING FOR HIM, OR HOW THEY APOLOGISED EVERY TIME HE TOOK DAMAGE OR ABOUT THE FROSTBITE SET. AND THAT'S ONLY BASIC STUFF IF SAGE HEARD EVERYTHING THEN READER HAS TO DEAL WITH THAT. with dink hating reader at first and slowly becoming more obsessed, gradually falling for them more with each game they played finally becoming love when he gets to know what it's like to be link in BotW and TotK because reader is so gentle??? and his eyes track the camera and originally reader writes it off until they learn that isn't normal and is more like a creepypasta or a broken savefile (sidenote @imprisioned-in-the-hole and I have talked about the links being self aware! mostly sky due to the fact that his eyes track the camera somewhat in sksw!!) And if that was the reason that he stole the reader??? because they were so so close to the chain, that they knew everything?? and now they're there and they can hold them, the real question is was the chain aware of that when they met reader in Hyrule for the first time, I know you said they weren't but if they WERE?? chaos.

[mlmmetalhead]

Not that other anon but please please pleaseeee more bottom!Eddie headcanons! I will give you all my possessions! Could be how Eddie's boyfriend gives aftercare and back rubs. But also how Eddie is when his boyfriend is rough

Eddie Munson NSFW headcanons part 4 oh my god

Male reader

Part one

Part two

Part three

An: it's a never ending cycle.

WOMEN DNI

Surprisingly, enjoys aftercare a lot. It makes him feel loved and cared for. Like what you two just did is meaningful.

I mentioned before that he looks like a cat to me, and I'm going to stick with this to the end.

He will literally purr if you pet his hair after a hot and rough session.

And also will fall asleep incredibly quick after a session.

He loves cuddling in general, but post-sex cuddles are forever number one in his heart.

Aftercare is also his way of getting your attention.

"Baby, please massage my hips... I don't think I'll be able to walk for the next two days.."

Always will tell you about how he felt, what he liked and what he didn't. Like a review. A sex review.

That sounds like a nice name for a fanfiction tho

Anyways, I know damn well that's not what you horny mfers came here for.

He enjoys you being rough. Really rough.

Brat tame him by pulling his hair and making him count how many times you can make him cum in one hour.

Eddie loves the feeling of being pressed against a bed, sandwiched between your hot, heavy body and the mattress, while you absolutely pound him.

If you get completely into it, and start calling him names into his ear, sends him over the edge almost immediately.

"You're such a dirty fucking slut, and all for me, right? No one's allowed to have you like this but me."

"Oh Jesus, Y/N... Hah... Oh my god, yes, yes I am, oh fuck!"

You found this out on accident, but Eddie's really into choking. The sensation of being almost passed out while you're stretching him out from the inside is almost heavenly.

The accident involved you accidentally pressing his face again a pillow without noticing, being too carried away from your own pleasure.

You haven't noticed until his hand started desperately slapping you in your backside. You quickly pulled him up, checking up on him.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry darling, are you-"

"Do it again."

He says, while drool is dripping down his chin, looking at you with blown eyes.

"Sorry, what? Eddie, are you alright?"

"That was so fucking hot, Y/N... Please do it again."

But you settle on you just choking him with your hand around his throat, that was you could easily see if it's getting too much.

Still, it has him trembling and drooling every time.

Especially is he's restrained and feeling completely helpless.

He can't help it, it just feels too great, the way you're completely taking control of his pleasure.

But if he's in a good mood, he will spread himself out on his own, like a good, obedient pretty boy he is on the good days.

And also will politely ask for it himself.

"Please, Y/N, I've been so good today."

He'll say while rubbing up and down your torso.

"I've already prepared myself for you and your big, thick... Personality."

Eddie chuckles, as one of his hands dives down, rubbing your clothed member.

"Please, go as hard as you can, I want to be claimed by you... To not be able to walk for the next couple of days... I love it so much, oh my god."

How can you reject him?

[torotoro0]

Since your requests are open, can I request some hc's for dating eddie munson? If, your not busy of course. :>

Dating "Eddie the Banished" would include:

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you cleaning up his messes everywhere he leaves. Beers, cigarettes, musty crusty socks, drug packets, you name it. (This man hides tons of material things you don't ever want to see)

You should always be there in ALL his dnd games. You miss one? That's fine he'll forgive you.

But he'll be pouty like a child.

And forgives you after after a short time, your boy doesn't want to stay mad at his darling.

Their was one time where Eddie was trying to convince you to try his packets. Of course, to his dismay, you disagreed.

It won't hurt to try a little right?

No Eddie, it's bad for my health, and for your health too.

Him teaching you how to play electric guitar, or drums.

Okay you have to hold this here... Wait not that! Okay correct.

Knocking on your room window to let him in, your parents said they don't want a scrunchy kid hovering over their child.

Bby got sad when he heard what they said. (·•᷄∩•᷅ )

When you get a scrape on your knee (for whatever reasons) or any injury, he starts wailing and screeching of panic because he doesn't know what to do. (poor boy just wants to help).

Please tell me this isn't DIABETES!

Calm down Eddie its just scrape.

If your shorter than him, he'll tease you by giving you head pts that'll ruin your hair, or when lying down he'll be the big spoon

If your taller, he'll still want to be the big spoon,but he doesn't want head pats, he said he'll look like a fool.

He has license, but he wants you to drive for him so you two can spend more time together.

Forehead kisses.

Its simple really, Its like his hellos and goodbyes, but not all the time.

When he's drunk, he tends to confess things to you and you'll be standing there like- 🧍‍♀️

When he turns sober, he'll keep apologizing until you get tired of him saying the same thing over and over again.

I told you Eddie, Its fine you don't have to worry about it.

[sniff] Really?

Yes Eddie, now, take a bath, you stink.

He'll be trying to teach you how to play dnd so you can play with them, but you don't seem to understand the mechanics.

AGAIN, Y/N when you roll the dice and it turns [number] It means you win, but when it turns [number] you lose.

Is it only these two numbers when you lose or win? But there are a lot of numbers on the dice.

He gives up in the end, he says you don't have any hope of playing the game.

He doesn't want his hair touched, but with the right persuading, and bribing, you may, MAYBE, can do his hair.

Studying together, because '86 is his year baby!

Passing notes during classes.

Both of you went to detention straight away.

It's ok we'll spend time together there.

When you decide to sleepover in his trailer, he'll cook you the typical breakfast.

The toast is burned. Egg has already popped on the middle.

Its okay Eddie, I like already popped eggs.

You sure? Maybe your just saying that so I won't feel bad.

He tends to get jealous when you get comfortable with his other band members, jocks, or just normal people.

His hands snakes around your shoulders. Bby wants to show them who you belong to. ( •̀ - •́ )

Buys you anything on your anniversaries. [depends on his money tho]

Your always the first person to hear his notes for their new 'Album'

Is it bad? I'll make a another one.

No, no, its great, keep up the hard work!

Corny jokes, ALL THE TIME.

So, what else did you steal other than my heart?

I'd always die for you if you were death.

Even if you were Medusa, I'll look into you eyes even if in exchange for my life.

I think your suffering from the lack of vitamin ME.

He loves seeing you wear his clothes, whether its from shirts to pants, socks, shoes.

He definitley gave you your own Hell Fire shirt.

Even if you don't wear them, as long as you keep the shirt, he's grateful.

You got drunk one time so he piggy-backed you until he arrived at your house, But he sneaked in the window with you and put you to bed.

But over-all, he loves you and you love him, that's all that matters for him.