#// rinne be like that math meme

[nebulacritter]

BINGE WHEEL, DO YOUR THING!

I created the binge wheel to entertain myself this summer, so here are the things it picked for me!

Ye Olden Tales

This was a strange little short film. It was basically a Gen Z version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I loved the early Newgrounds aesthetic of the whole film, and I acknowledge that it's meant to look bad on purpose.

Favorite Characters: ALL OF THEM.

Hells

This was such an intense movie. It reminded me of Dead Leaves because they're both crass, violent, and fast-paced. Hells' plot also contains a bizarre reimagining of the Bible, so that makes up for it.

Favorite Characters: Rinne Amagane, Steela, Mario, and Ryu Kutoh

Return to Treasure Island

I've seen memes of this movie before, so that's why I wanted to watch it! I loved how it was a goofy retelling of the original story, but I didn't like the reuse of certain animations and a single fart sound effect.

Favorite Character: Dr. Livesey

BONUS: DROPPED SHOW

Godzilland

I thought watching this would be funny because it's Godzilla for babies. But unfortunately, I dropped it because it was a whole slogfest for me. Unlike Strange Hill High, I understand why Godzilland's pacing is slow. Godzilland has slow pacing to help toddlers learn to write, count, and do math.

One more thing. I removed Promare off my wheel because I had trouble finding it anywhere, so I could watch it someday later...

[waspyb]

w/ @chibskimuses​ from here

A bet

A bet had been the reason he lost his position by the old owner, well that and he had been considered broken too, his purpose doing he lost blue blood. Lost the only thing there kept him alive and driving.

A android, a broken one.

Now he had been given off to some redhead, the exchange of words that he will be reset before left in his hand, a lie. He had all his memories, all the fact that he was defect, not knowing the new person, he consider his options. Would he been thrown on the street? or the trash? Was he one of those people disassembling androids for spare parts.

Fidgeting with his hands, he followed the red head along the streets of the night, the android knew most of them, the se-x club longer down the street, filled with Tracis- the Robots of his kind.

The noise from the casino long ago drowned out behind them, the bars and the busy streets long gone as they arrived at the new home. His.. Surely temporary home, for how long he would keep him.

Not having exactly listen, he was glad his program had taken over for him, some question asked, long responded with a “Yes sir,” followed by “I can go by what ever name you give me.” “ CyberSlut3000 “ “We are not doing that. Consider you won me in a.. Gamble, how about calling me Niki instead, yeah?” It wasn’t as much of a question as it would be the final choice.

The home wasn’t much, mostly it looked like it wasn’t being used that much, the owner mostly out than staying in, understandable, Though, when he would go out again, he could as well clean it up.

So now they did have walked inside the apartment doors locked behinde them, WHY DID HIS OWNER TRY TO UNDRESS HIM AS THE FIRST THING. “HIIIYYYEE?! Wait, wait. I know what I was made for, isn’t this going a bit fast? I look exactly like you, so there is nothing for you to explore.” This already seemed like a bad, bad idea.

He’d been promised a lot. A whole lot. ‘Great prices’ they’d said. ‘You’ll be able to get your very own android’. While that was all hunky-dory, this android certainly seemed... Off. Was it the personality it’d been instructed to have? 

Rinne had already gone through the posibilities. Considering if he should just discard the machine right then and there, but that’d mean taking the loss. Because that was certainly what it felt like. It wouldn’t even take the name Rinne offered him. Absooolutely awful. Leaning back with a huge sigh, the human rolled his eyes at the android-cyborg whatever. “Ya’ Niki? I thought ya said to give yer a name?” And he had. A good one, For a machine meant for sex, right? Had they given him the wrong one?

At some point he’d decided it was faster to just strip it down and see by himself. Pushing it towards the bed, cyan eyes narrowed as he pushed his jacket off of its shoulders. “Fast?” Was this some sorta joke?  “It’s what ya’ do right? Also yer have a totally different built. So be a good lil’ android and let me undress ya’.” Was he large? Small? He was a sex bot, perhaps he could adjust the size- “Say, do ya’all ask so many questions? Or is it just you, Niki~?”