#// ooc the fun thing about having next to no info on che’nya and che’nya being an agent of chaos is that i can make him an AGENT OF CHAOS

[your-local-grinning-cat]

*nod to each other decisively*

*Che’nya disappears and then reappears next to you, hugging you but also not letting you escape*

*AR sits in front of you*

AR: We recognize that you have chosen Norse mythology, but you flirted in Greek. And your pfp is Idia, who is based on Hades. This travesty cannot stand.

Prepare to have the flirting post turn to a reference post, bitch. Ima bout to throw links.

Che’nya: YAY THE 4TH WALL IS GONE AGAIN! I didn’t like it anyway, the wallpaper sucked. The next time it’s rebuilt, can I paint it magenta?

AR: Shhhh Che’nya I’m forcing someone to witness another one of my hyperfixations!

Che’nya: 🫡🫢😶

AR: These are completely random and assorted. There are middle grade, young adult, adult, poetry, non-fiction, graphic novels, manga… GO FORTH AND ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY HYPERFOCUS EVEN THOUGH THIS BLOG IS IN NO WAY RELATED TO THIS TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws links at you*

Daughter of Sparta (and the rest of the Daughter of Sparta series) by Claire M. Andrews

Lore by Alexandra Bracken

Zeus is a Dick by Susie Donkin

Great Goddesses: Life Lesseons from Myths and Monsters by Nikita Gill

Temping Fate by Esther Friesner

The Odyssey & The Iliad by Homer - translated by Emily Wilson

flower crowns & fearsome things by Amanda Lovelace

The Shadow Thieves (and the rest of the Cronus Chronicles series) by Anne Ursu

Aphrodite Made Me Do It (and the rest of the Myth and Magick series) by Trista Mateer

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cory O’Brien (actually world mythology but has Greek in it obviously)

Zeus: King of the Gods (and the rest of the Olympians graphic novels) by George O’Connor

The Lightning Thief (the the rest of the Percy Jackson series, as well as any spin offs) by Rick Riordan

Mythos: The Greek Myths Retold by Stephen Fry

The Pig Scrolls (and the rest of the Gryllus the Pig series) by Paul Shipton

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

Punderworld by Linda Šejić

The Lost Books of the Odyssey by Zachary Mason

And just for the fun of it, have two books related to DISNEY Greek mythology!

Go the Distance by Jen Calonita

Fire & Fate by Serena Valentino

*AR collapses and instantly falls asleep*

*Che’nya looks at them and then at you from where he is still curled up at your side, hugging you*

Che’nya: *whispers* You don’t actually have to do anything with those links. You just unlocked their hyperfocus. *snickers* Thanks for letting them indulge.

*nuzzles your face and kisses your cheek* Sorry your ask went so off the rails. AR likes to think their brain isn’t as mad as mine, and most of the time that’s true but… *gestures up above at the links, giggling*

On the bright side, I still think you have mad rizz~! Heeheehee~! *nuzzles you again, purring*

Howevfur, I do believe it’s time this cat dragged out the person that dragged me in! AR seems sleepy. *floats up and over to AR and pokes them* Hmm… yeah they’re out.

*chuckles* So much went on today they didn’t even manage to update the pinned post like the wanted to do before they fell asleep. That’s hissterical! They were so determined too! 😹

Maybe tomorrow… or maybe not. *grins*

*floats back to you* Thanks again, this was fun! *rubs my nose against yours, eyes closed happily*

But I don’t need to hunt you silly, you’re already here in the Tulgey Wood with me! And no one leaves here unless I let them. Just ask AR. I adopted them as my human and they’ve been stuck here ever since! 😺

*with that, Che’nya moves back over to AR and lays on top of them like a living blanket, fading both of them from sight*

Are you Artemis? Cuz you can hunt me down any day of the week <3 (aspiring mythologist rizz)

Che’nya AND AR:

*stop*

*turn around*

*stare at you*

*remember the bookshelves where the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan books are*

*remember the Percy Jackson TV show saved in the watch list on Disney+*

*remember the other numerous Greek mythology-related books on the shelves*

*Che’nya and AR look at each other*

*Che’nya and AR glare at each other*

AR: I-

Che’nya: I’m not sharing.

AR: Neither am I, you wet sock!

Che’nya: *offended gasp*

*the two launch at each other and begin fighting*