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Inezra: Gaming Edition

Inezra, unsurprisingly, is not a huge fan of multiplayer games. Her teammates suck. They don't know how to play the game. She's also the type to make her team ragequit because she has the trash talk ability of an early 00s COD player. None of these things lend itself to a great online gaming experience. That said, singleplayer games are fine but can become boring quickly.

Minecraft

Inezra absolutely griefs. If you make something even remotely nice and you annoy her or she's bored you're either going to wake up to it burnt down or she'll spawn camp you while destroying it.

Beats the ender dragon within the first hour of a server being open and doesn't say anything in chat. She will murder you after speedrunning the endgame to get good gear.

She can make nice megastructures or display actual creativity when motivated, but living in a hole in the ground or the side of a mountain is way easier than playing the game.

Lock your chests or she will steal from you.

The type of person to pay for an unban on a P2W server because she has caegars to burn and wrigglers to make cry.

RimWorld

Inezra would create some type of raider colony and focus on either drugs or organ harvesting.

The slave trade is too micromanagey for her to bother because you have to take care the pawns long enough to sell them. Why are you looking at her like that?

Will engage in cold wars with the factions that piss her off the most and send her vat grown super soldiers to die by the dozens.

Not terribly attached to any particular pawn. She will name them after people she doesn't like and send them to die, or sacrifice them in the winter when all her pawns are starving to death because the super soldiers are eating them out of house and home.

Stellaris

Inezra strikes a balance between overblown military budget and spending and investing in civil infrastructure.

She's more than capable of playing for hours at a time but never feels like making it to the endgame. Coming up with her own win conditions is more entertaining, especially if it involves subjugating the entire galaxy.

Self-sabotage tendencies are more evident when she's playing games like this. She'll play the spreadsheet simulator perfectly until she decides she's done playing and set off a series of explosions that end the game.

Stardew Valley

She doesn't know why she bothers playing this one. It's boring, she hates talking to the townspeople, and the early game is a slog.

This is something she'd play to turn her brain off for a couple of hours.

Loves bombing the shit out of everything.

Generic FPS

Gets banned for being toxic.

Straddles the thin line between untranslatable slurs and creative insults.

Will teamkill you if you're in the way and not be the least bit remorseful about it.

Wants wrigglers off her team immediately. How did you scrape up the 60 caegars to buy this game? Get off the mic.

100% a sweat but only because she's been playing the game since before you were hatched. It's not her fault she's better than you. Go cry about.

Puzzle Games / Hidden Object

Absolutely eats these up. She's the person buying those fucking jewel case games at the local store.

Do not interrupt her when she's playing puzzle games on her palmhusk while on break. Chances are you won't turn up for work tomorrow.

Miscellaneous

Why are game developers peddling their on rail cinematic experiences as games? Fuck off with your 15 minute cutscenes. Why are we button mashing?

Does not like most fighting games. If she wanted a fight she could go outside and get it. Mortal Kombat is the exception because of the fatalities.

If she's playing an RPG she's taking the most utilitarian or evil options. She doesn't care about hurting some virtual character's feelings, she's trying to get shit done. Why yes, she'll take the red ending instead of the blue or green ending.