#// if you plan on being a regular like wall crawler. obvs.

[iamdevouring-god]

I wanna marry your fiance he's mine

F̸̢̨̛̮͚̭̥̈́̈́̎̂͝ͅa̴͈̣̝͇̭̋̔̏̕l̷̼̀̏̊́̍̉͝s̴̠̯͉̱͙͙͗́̎̋̆͐ͅe̶̹̥̓̚.̶̬̈ ̷̩̮͔̗̽̎̔͜I̷͇͓̬̬͂̌́͆̑͝ ̴̟̞̮̈́͒̄̌á̸̞̰͐̔͆̋m̸̢͕͕̬͕̣͗̀͑̿͛̎̀ ̸̝̳̰̕t̷͎͓͇̳̺̎̏̈́ḩ̸̮̼̺̤̞͓̀́͝ë̸͈͛̔ ̷͕͙̙̮͐o̴̙͇̥̠̹̍̂͋ņ̸̦̹̮͇͎̲̑͋e̵͎̫̿̿̾̾͒̀͝ ̵̩̉͆̑̿͗̓̈́e̷̡̛͚̽̈́͑̈́n̶͔͓̾̃̉͐̀̒̈͜g̷̛̫͇̬̱̎̒̇̕ͅȧ̸̫̥͖͆̐̏̉̄̚g̸̼͔͖͕͚͌̊͋͝ȩ̶͓̥̀d̵̳̕ ̵̖͑̽͛͌̀͠t̴͓̼͈̯̝̆̃͐̋͝ͅͅo̷̢̥̳͚͎͆̐̉̊̇ ̵̧̛̭̲̼̟̙̼͋̈̊͌̋͊ḧ̸̡̭̤̺͖͉́̌i̵̟̓̍̄̈́m̴͖̭̗̮̗͕̮̑̄̄̌̿.̸͉̪̓̿̎̎

(False. I am the one engaged to him.)

[iamdevouring-god]

kenny or tea?

kenny or chips?

kenny or god?

kenny or travis?

H̶͉͈͛̋̀́͠m̸͚̙͚͌̔͋̇̓͘͠ͅ.̴̨̥͕̪͗.̴͍̤̦̯͇̕.̵̻̫͎̣͗ ̴͓̝͚̥̉̈́͘͜ĭ̴̬͇͎͌̆̌̔̾̎s̴̫̓ ̴̨̯͝t̷̼͚̬͎̗͙̿͝͝ͅh̷̦̮̺̿̃̅͝i̶̥͓͖̐̓̒͘s̷̛͔̅͊͐͌̀͘ ̴̲̈͛̿̄͜m̸͎̻̺̮̹̣̩̽ę̴̢̰̙̳̿̒̋̄͛̂ḁ̸̓̉̑͜͝n̷̡͖͔̭̝͖̉̈͊̇̅͠ẗ̷̡͉̙̘̱́̿̂͂͘ ̴̗͌t̵̥̐̍o̵̬͎̰̖̥̯̝͛ ̴̪͍̻͍́͒b̴̨̛̰͙̣̳̳̅̐́͊e̷̡̝̳̜̫̽͊͑̇ ̵͔̠͈̎̈̎̚͘s̸͇̼̟͂̈́̈̅̉̋o̴̢̧͚̱̹͊͆̉̉̋m̸̡͎̟̖͚̈́̀͂è̷͕͕̟͖͖̥͑̒̓̈ ̷̡͙̼̙̘͓̈́͗̈́̈́s̸̲̰̉̂͒͊̕͠ǫ̶̜̋r̴͈̯͖͛͒̆̋̄̍t̶͓̫͇̟̝͔̾͛͒͐ͅ ̵̨̝̯̞̽̓͌̇̀̚ǫ̷̜̹̍̎f̸̟̼̈́̽̊͝͝ ̵̙̙̿̑́̓͜͝l̶͓̬͈̄̉̓̍́ò̵̪̳̻y̵̡͈͖̐a̸̡̱͚̬̮̳͗̐̆̈́͜͝l̸̫̙̫̯͎̤̖̐̓̓t̷̳̲̦̬͔͌͐̅̕ỹ̵͎̞̳͚̱̩̤̉́͠ ̴̦̬̘̰͑͑̕͠t̵͙̺̗̻̊e̵̥͚̱̗̝͐͌͆̽̽͐͝s̴̬̜̝̀̌̈́̎̅͜͠t̵̞̬͉̪̒̍̃̀́͝?̴̭̀͊̂͒͠

(Hm... is this meant to be some sort of loyalty test?)

Ṭ̶͈̙̻̗͂̋̒́̓͝h̸̹̰̔̀͌̑͝ë̴̢͇͔́͂̕ ̸̯̰̲͕͇̗̂ĉ̵̫̤̣͍̲̖̎̾̃̕͝͝a̷̰͙͙̪̫͈͉͝t̴͍̆̕͜ȩ̷̹̘̫̟̃̿g̵̡͖͇̲̲͔̙̊̓o̷̹͕͐̌͛̍̈́͝ŕ̷̡̨̛̭͓̘̅̐̐i̷͖̘̥̭̠̻̊͑̂ͅȩ̸̼̗͖̒̇̉̂̑̕͠s̶̡̯̠͔̩̃ͅ ̵͍̙̆̔̽͊å̵͙̱͕̖̘̻̼͂̌ŕ̶̤͐͐̿̕ę̵̛̠͓̲͑ ̴̪̘̝͙̄ň̶̩̜̦̦̘̓ō̸̢t̴͍͚̯̙͚̮͑ ̸̢̗̜̥̬̪́̒̾͛̐c̵̣̗̞̞̊̑́͠ȍ̶̳̝̘͕͎̤͌͑̈́̆̓m̷̼̝̜̫̣͍̫̎p̶̧̘̤̱̠̂̕͘ą̸̯̻͂͂͐̄͆͒͘ͅr̴̛̙̟̣͂̊̓̓̅͝a̴̛̙͙̳̝̭͍̦͛̒b̷̮̭̔͐͛͒̎͝ĺ̶̢̡̘̭̺̩̌̇̕͝ȇ̸̜͔͓̳̒̚͝.̶̙̯̜̰̻̿̕ ̷̩̦̦́͂͐̀̋͗̐E̵͋͜x̵̡͖̼͚͔͊c̸̡͓͔̱̥̲̄͛̎̍̓͆e̴̤͍̮͈̣̱̺͝p̷͖̫̯̹̏͜͝t̷̨̤̤͆ ̶̱͕̟͔͎̲̜́͋̐͐͗͗̉f̴̙̹̺̻̜̘͆̔̃̀͊͘͝o̷̘̩̟͓͒͗r̴̥̼̅̃͋̂̀ ̵̙̅̏̕ͅo̶̙̻͈̘͗̐̆̒̈́͘n̸̲̮̜̏̈́ě̵͇̭͕̿̓̆͋̚̕ͅ.̵̙̗͍͍̠̘̑͑

(The categories are not comparable. Except for one.)

I̷̓̉͗̾͜͝͝ ̶͎̲̣̯̿̎ẁ̷͓͎͙̼̺ọ̸̡̭͓̤̤͍̈́́u̴̥̳̟̥̠͐̆̓͛̚l̸̪̊͝d̷̨̻̪̫̪̝͈́̀̍̌̕ ̸͉̫̖̤̟͍̓̈̾č̶̨̩͔̞̮̘̰͘h̸̭̣̼̲̾̈́̽̏͛͑̆ö̸̻̗́͌͌͗̓̓ö̸̝̼̥͆͛ş̵̪͚̺̦̤̄͒͑̈͗͛ẻ̸̼͎͚̯͎̪͑̆ ̴̠̭̈̉͑̾̀K̵̢͙̮̼̄̂̒̈́e̴̖̣̼̼͒̾̉̉̚͠n̵̡͎͔͉̻̱̎͑͝ņ̴̧̠̤̮̟̆̿̆̒̈́̌ę̴͖̞̟̥̂̀̆̀̍̕͘t̶͎̭̣͙̼͛̕h̷̲̲̪̳͊ ̶̣̲́̃͒̈́̒̑̈́ͅơ̸̢̘̱͈̘͎̌͂̍̚̕v̵̗͈̤͈͍̟̔̄̎̾̏̕e̴̼͎͎̰̼̗͐r̷͇̀ ̴̰͕͎̪̭͇̱̔͋̓̋g̵̥̤͍̝̹̙̓́͝õ̶̤̬͙̭̗̥̬͋̾͒͛͝͠d̵͈̻̀̾́͂͘͝ ̵̲̗̠̈́̊̓͗͑͝a̵̛̲͉̗̯̱̐̂͑ͅn̷̹͖̖̙̎͌̈̑̎͐y̵̖̰͓̦̓̀ ̵̲̖͈͉̺̎̀̅̽̾̍d̸̺͎͂̿͒͛̌ͅá̶̟̻̺͎̯̻̎͆͒y̴͒̓̌͜͜͠.̵͉̲̬̳̯̼̐̅͊̇͐

(I would choose Kenneth over god any day.)