#// i fink they would be neutral abt each otter..............very “your valeria is much more tolerable than mine” “thanks”

[valeria-fortnite]

[ In the spaces between words, Valeria has the tact to at least take her finger off the call button to exchange words with Montague.

"I wonder if this Midas is more fun than our's?" "Must be if a version of you is one to entertain his company." "Eugh true, I couldn't even imagine with our Midas. He is. SO. Boring." "This one does not seem any better, how you say, ehhh, stick up the ass?" "Close, good try."

The hiss of static catches Valeria's attention and she smacks Montague's hand away with a laugh as she presses the call button again. The smugness in her voice is like arsenic. ]

That's where we keep my yacht too, perhaps we may get along better than you think--

There is no point because I do not hear it. By time you and your old bones are ready then we will be gone, tch tch, excuses Midas.

See you soon, Midas!

[ There's the distinct sound of Valeria blowing a kiss before the line goes dead. ]

[Midas taps his earpiece and speaks in a tone teetering on total aggravation.]

Valeria, what the hell is going on? Two new signals on my comms, you and someone else. I don't know how you got access, but if you need to speak to me, there are other means.

Unless--

[He stopped for a second, then sighed]

Unless you've been rifted again...Who the hell is on this line?

- @king-midas-fortnite

Perhaps we got access because they are our comms--

[ Then, the speaker seems to have a moment of realization. There's hardly a breath of silence between Midas' words and the words that reply back over the comms. Which is horribly on the nose at the fact they want to be listened to, considering how an earpiece works. ]

Oh, Valeria, this is a voice we know very well. And it seems he is friendly with you, alone.

Aww, getting jealous are you?

Fah, I know better than to stoop so low.

If you keep lying your tongue is going to turn into gold.

If you promise it is by your hands alone then I will bear that.

Quiet quiet you'll make me laugh, you don't say it's actually him? I thought he sounded familiar, what's he doing on Agency comms?

I say that is one thing he should know.

Then say it to him! Ask, ask. Do it!

[ Valeria seems to make a point to not talk through the earpiece herself, instead relying on him to speak in her stead. ]

Rifted rifted...aht aht, I say the answer to that is on the tip of my tongue. Maybe I will know if you say your name, no?