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[ask-jay-gatsby]

Dear Mr Gatsby,

Thoughts, feelings, and opinions on the comically large size difference boyfriends (Fraidy and Scared-e)?

Best wishes,

Orphie

POST: LONG ISLAND, NY. AUG 1922

Dear Orphie,

Thoughts: I think they're delightful.

Feelings: I'd imagine they're soft.

Opinions: I am of the opinion that a difference in size makes for optimal—and I blush as I write this, rest assured—embraces. I'm sure the two wonderful individuals you have photographed and displayed before me would indeed 'cuddle' very sweetly.

Thank you for showing me this Fraidy and Scared-E.

Sincerely and emphatically,

Jay Gatsby