#// WHOLESOME

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[kii-tty]

[my-random--thoughts]

OMG I FOUND THE CAPYBARA ONESIE HERE

[daily-spooky]

[natureell]

[everythingfox]

Very loved

[landsccape]

[caats]

[important-animal-images]

[oursuperadventure]

Surprise Toby! ♥️ (We're at Thought Bubble in Harrogate, UK this weekend, come say hi!)

[unabashedhonesty]

lol I’m very familiar with this type of story, particularly those involving “moonshine that tastes like pie” and I can confirm the validity of this (honestly wholesome) tale. I’m so glad this turned out the way it did and not much darker! Kudos to the guys taking initiative to make sure OP was safe 🥰

One time in my early 20s I got really drunk at a party where someone handed me a stein full of what turned out to be moonshine from a barrel in some guy's garage and said "try this it tastes like pie" and a) it DID taste like pie, but b) only on the way down, not on the way back up, given it was something like 120 proof -- so my memories of the next couple hours are very vague but involve a bunch of ex-football players from South Boston walking me around the block in circles handing me bottled water trying to sober me up, and eventually because I was too shitfaced to get home but no longer puking my guts up and dying I crawled into the back of my car to sleep it off in a sleeping bag I kept there; but there was a guy at the party who was also sleeping in his car and this was Boston in the fall so it was like 40ºF out at night and anyway this other guy I met at this party who was a middle aged mercenary from liverpool who had served in the french foreign legion or something ended up knocking on my car door asking if he could huddle with me for warmth and I said yeah okay but there's only room for me in the sleeping bag so don't be weird about it, and to his credit he was not weird and we just slept in my car and in the morning he asked if I wanted brekkie and bought me dunkin donuts while I nursed the worst hangover I have ever had in my life then or since and trying to figure out whose heavy metal hoodie I was wearing and how I managed to leave this party with more clothing than I arrived in.

So if someone singing pirate shanties hands you a stein of mysterious liquid and tells you it tastes like pie, probably don't chug that shit.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[kii-tty]

[memeuplift]

[suzypfonne]

Have some joy y'all

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