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✧ * º • –– @longerhuman asked: ❝ happy birthday , yumeno - san . hold out your hand with your eyes closed. open them on three , alright ? ❞ he begins to count - down slowly , pressing a small , thin object against their palm. ❝ — three . this is only your FIRST gift , understand ? I’m going to teach you how to pick locks . ❞ it’s a small paper - clip !

// agency dazai btw🫡 BABY’S BDAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!

↳ -: ✧ ( IT'S BABEY DAY ! ) ✧ :-

╰ ★ █║ ⁞ — ˗ˏˋ 𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 ' 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐓 ' 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄. A paper clip ? What were they supposed to do with a PAPER CLIP ? Did Dazai - niichan expect them to do office work ? Were they going to be his new dumping grounds for all of his papers ?

╰ ✗ * . ⊹     ˗ˏˋ PICK LOCKS ? Did they hear him right ? They've done something like that BEFORE; back when they were kept under lock and key at the Port Mafia. Though, such was only by sheer luck. Most of their ' lockpicking ' was accomplished through dropped keys or careless guards. But now ... they could be an EXPERT !

╰ ✗ * . ⊹     ˗ˏˋ ' Teach me ! Teach me ! I wanna get really GOOD at it ! '