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[prideandprejudice]

CESARE BORGIA & NICCOLÒ MACHIAVELLI The Borgias 3.05

[waywardgirl75]

Luffy: Truth or dare?

Zoro: Dare.

Luffy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Zoro: Oi, Curly?

Sanji *blushing*: Yeah?

Zoro: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Nami.

Usopp: Oh no, you didn't.

Sanji *literally on fire*: Don't you dare go near nami-san,you dumb marimo. You haven't washed up in 2 days. I don't want your stinky ass near nami-san. She's too damn precious.

Usopp: That's what you're concerned about rn?

Sanji: Huh?

Sanji: *realizes a little late*

Sanji: MOSSHEAD!!!!!

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Were you kidnapped?

Jaiden: Yes.

Pac: [Gasps] Oh my god, we are kinda like kidnapped partners, right? Me, you, and Cellbit.

Jaiden: Whoa!!! That's awesome- handshake!

Cellbit: Yeah, now you're Brazilian!

Jaiden: Oh, is that the qualifications?

Cellbit: Yeah, when you're Brazilian you're kidnapped.

[frosla55]

my brothers first impressions of the stray kids members after showing him the latest buzzfeed interview -

changbin: 'the dumbest, doesn't know where he is, head in the clouds'

felix: 'slow, chimes in 10 seconds too late to answer a question, dissociating 24/7,2nd dumbest'

bangchan: 'he seems like the leader of the group, mature, good at public speaking'

seungmin: 'cinnamon roll'

lee know: 'GAY'

han: 'this man has extreme adhd, loud,obxinous & too silly'

hyunjin: 'can tell he's an artistic guy just by looking at him, VERY GAY, wholesome & sweet'

i.n: 'a baby, bless him'

[peixotizando]

I love Brennan with all my heart

[happywitchesofnewdi]

Not Wataru literally calling Eichi a babygirl.

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul:

Timothy Zahn: DIRECTOR ORSON KRENNIC IS A POMPOUS CAPE-WEARING SMUG VAIN IMBECILE WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDOR WHO SINGLEHANDEDLY SCREWED OVER THE EMPIRE WITH PROJECT STARDUST. DID I MENTION THAT HIS CAPE SUCKS ASS.

[tsarjozinzbazin]

what's driller's best self care advice?

he has the iq of a moist towelette im sorry

[sarahtarth]

a drunk ted learning what milf means and refuses to stop calling rebecca one for the rest of the night 🥴

[purpurussy]

not the host calling him an internet clown

[movielosophy]

The Starry Love | It costs a lot of money to be in a relationship!

[helenofblackthorns]

I told my younger brother that the main couple in tmi find out they're siblings in city of bones & he said "oh! just like star wars" 😭😭

[ravendruid]

Sam's flask for episode 87 is the equivalent of my notebook in middle school.

[zofi-persson-quotes]

Cho: ok Dark, tell me the stages of life

Dark: birth

Dark: what the hell is this?

Dark: death

Everyone else: dies of laughter

[candy-pants]

i just watched sonny with a secret with my brother and i asked him "hey did you know the creator of swac was one of the main writers for the first few seasons of the fairly odd parents" and he was like "that explains a LOT" 🤡

[maochira]

@mikeophone16 is calling me out