#// DOUBLE NUNWOOD

[crucifixi]

❛ is it this tight on you ? ❜ he walks out in his new attire, in solidarity with his younger self. ❛ 'cause this feels like it's gonna fail me any second now. ❜

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ His eyes widen in disbelief, and he starts coughing violently, nearly choking on his cigarette. He laughs so hard that he has a spit-take, spraying his surroundings with the spit — how gross. Tears stream down his face as he struggles to catch his breath.

❛ You... you've got to be kidding me! You really put one on?! ❜

He tries to regain composure after his laughing fit and wipe off the remaining tears.

❛ Oh it’s tight and all the wrong places. It’s worse in the confessional booth it rides up my ass too much. I already ripped the damn thing. ❜

He points down his exposed leg from the unintentional tear in the habit.