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[therealsubspace]

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. (slightly strained) I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

". . ."

"Wh0 1$ J0^? 1 4m ^07 J0^."

[martlet-of-snowdin]

hey, stay silent if you want me to throw a bucket of water and get your feathers wet, recite the entire bible in japanese if not.

...

Welp, time for this then! *i throw a bucket filled with water towards martlet*

[ghosted-jazz]

SEAPEEKAY!!!! MY WIFE!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL GRINGEFAIL GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

YOU!! YOU GET IT!!!!

Mans was so busy playing S tier trombone he missed *check notes three kidnappings, half the island getting cursed and Bek befriending a statue. I love him so much

[themissingnumbers]

hey green what color are your eyes?

"Oh uh..." He seems a bit surprised by the question, his hand going up to rest on and scratch at his chin contemplatively. He looked like he was struggling to have an appropriate answer to give, leaving the two of you in a long period of silence. You really didn't understand why it was such a difficult question, did he have some form of heterochromia? Did he not know his own eye color? Or maybe his eyes chan-

"I don't really.... Uh- have eyes, Haven't for a while."

Your thoughts stopped in their tracks. You guess he figured that wasn't important enough to bring up, and well, you aren't owed that information but... things don't... line up, he's looked at you, and other things before, right? But if he doesn't have eyes, wouldn't that mean he would be blind? And... If so, how... were you be able to feel direct eye contact? Were you just assuming? No- No you felt it and-

Before you could speculate further on his lack of eyes, he disrupts your thought process yet again. Giving you the information you asked in the first place.

"When I did though, I'm pretty sure they were always Green."

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[ferncloud]

hmm i wonder if tumblr user ferncloud likes ferncloud...

/.\ MAYBE...

[its-tea-time-darling]

Trick or treat? 😈

triccckkkkkk

[themostwantedphighter]

"Hi again Scythe!! I just realised it's been a while so I was just wondering how you're doing!"

"..Also what happened to your horns? It looks different from when I last saw it."

"Some magic anon nonsense happened. Speakin' of, it's over now..."

[anotherpapercut]

telling people who've never used tumblr about how it works is so funny. yes I have almost 13.8k followers. yes my posts regularly get 0 notes. I do occasionally get messages but they range from link to a jonas brothers song to very specific and detailed death threat

[yaxinqs]

quite literally had a fever dream about xavier absolutely losing his shit because i‘m sick and panic-buying half the local pharmacy‘s stock with my gp on speed dial while he also records every little thing like it‘s a damn protocol

[kitnita]

Wow, kind of unbelievable how hot the goalie pussy fic is. I mean, I went in expecting hot, but DAMN DUDE. And to have That after the extended scenes of him being So Uncomfortable with the change…which were also soooo good omg. The emphasis on how he’s Aware of it and Not Chilling scanned really well. And of course, the kitnita signature(tm) attention to detail is all over it! I love that you used a real baseball game when you didn’t even put the teams in the text. It was a really really fun read, start to finish!

i'd put the amount of the fic that was at least sex scene adjacent (either otter or robo were touching otter with intent to get him off OR were thinking/talking through getting him off before or after touching him) at like. a little less than half the total word count so i'm SO glad that it ended up reading as hot to you!!!!

even though he was soooo aware of it at all times jake was trying really hard not to be ........ he was So Chill, Actually. that's why he could never bring himself to fact check with another goalie about the whole second contract goalie pussy thing before it happened! because he was So Chill. it's why he had a mental block getting himself off! because he was So Chill. robo was also off losing his mind about everything, but he was capable of acknowledging that he was losing his mind & was therefore also capable of actually exhibiting enough chill to fool otter into letting him hit it not just once, but twice, and probably many more times in the future <3

[unhinged-scientist]

Have you ever met the weed man Sam? He's always got magnets on him

"ha, magnets...."

[martlet-of-snowdin]

maybe you can use sign language?

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

quick q: why does everyone hate earth before even seeing or knowing anything about her...? i am so confused

we're all misogynists </3

[projectdivaar]

I know my mum did not js shame me into admitting I was reading mcr rpf...

[p1x1x]

asking out of curiosity, you describe your headcanon for saya and vitas relationship as a mostly one sided crush, right? do you also hc saya and vita around the same age or does saya not reciprocate at all because she's older

saya’s definitely older, i read her as an adult… doesn’t reciprocate in the same way vita feels, but still cares for her. if you want whatever’s running around my head though… its delusional

vita -> saya: a “crush” of sorts happens as a result of saya being the only other person that shows a semblance of care for her. with the feeling of “missing connection” and not wanting to be alone (somewhere in 12-4 and 12-5), she wants to be with saya in a way? she confuses these feelings as just “romantic” simply because she cant remember wanting such things before (a given since memories gone and all) and not knowing any name for them other than romantic since she’s young. then there’s just the simple fact that saya is pretty (lol), but in a world with so few, saya’s really reliable and… basically a pillar in vita’s life here? (first meetings in arcaea are always significant tbh)

how it develops later? honestly i’m fine with vita’s crush being laced with actual romantic ideas, childish curiosity and perhaps having seen love shown in a couple memories. but i like thinking the root of it all is just a desire to be cared for really, relating to the whole “missing connection” with others aspect. though she can’t remember her guilt and what she’s done, those last few moments of her life definitely had an impact (maybe enough to carry over as a part of her personality, given the way everyone in arcaea has their personality in tact despite missing memories). combine that with waking up and being alone for a month’s time, it makes sense for her to be more sensitive and clingy than a normal child. so even though she can’t find/remember the reason why, she’s afraid of losing saya, which inadvertently makes her want to be closer : P

saya -> vita: saya doesnt reciprocate those types of feelings exactly, but she isn’t as much of a jerk as she might appear to lethe. she chalks up vita’s clinginess as her just being a sensitive kid, and not wanting her to cry, she doesn’t outright push vita away. but i do think she does grow very fond of vita at the very least, with the way vita is an earnest assistant and just a cute kid. saya doesn’t really show it in any words or anything, but just… actions. still letting vita blow her nose with her cape (other hc, even though vita has her own cape lmao), implied to have carried vita (probably got tired on their travels), letting vita cling to her in her sleep (leading into another hc of vita having nightmares (probably of losing saya or something related to World Goes Wrong whatever), in which saya might hold her closer as comfort)…

headpats are cute. in the case of vita growing clingier or wanting more affection? just solve with headpats really… cuddles are super rare but that’s probably just times where vita remembers being alone or stuff like that and decides to be a little prickish. saya kinda finds comfort in it as well, it’s cute. human contact and connection here is rare after all, saya’s not as cold as she seems and lethe isnt giving her any in this moment of time unfortunately

the way i like lethesaya working kinda depends on vita and saya having a close relationship so yeah i think they Care about each other. and it also means lethe has to reevaluate her opinion of saya lol (and end up learning how saya really is…)

but i do think divorced lethesaya and adopted kid is hilarious so you could kind of throw some parts of this out .i kinda just hold different configurations of them in my head. everything’s subject to change anyway… idk i think they can be sweet at least… i just like seeing vt happy and cared for tbh

i dont think you were asking for any of this but i yapped because i think theyre both neat. now imagine how long lethesaya post could be if i typed here instead of twitter…

[copinglink-culture-is]

C’LINK EXPERIENCE IS GETTING SAD WHEN YOUR LINKTYPE IS FROM A SMALL FANDOM BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOURE THE ONLY COPINGLINKER THERE AGRHRHRRRRRR!!!!

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