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transmasc is when round glasses and nonbinary is when rectangle glasses

[thedeaddiscodame]

Seeing as to how rose quartz's rebellion happened roughly 6000 years ago, you could make the argument that she is in fact the savior Jesus Christ (religious fanatic version) and the details (as myths often do) became a little fuzzy

[imsodishy]

IZZY STONE COLD GUESSING JOHNNY MANHATTAN!!!!? AHHHHHHH!

[seithr]

uuouoh i need to finish setting up my art blog here but tumblr theme setup makes me want to explode

[mossyflowers]

Why is mossco getting so many notes

[rhat-irl]

This is the truth.

[pridelessdaydreamer]

PLOTTER / SHIPPER

taken from: nat's linoan!

tagging: flutters my lashes like a funny lil guy :eye::sparkles:

1. CONNECTIONS

write about how our muses could connect with each other! ex. what does your muse like to do that other people would be involved in? do they have interests that other people might share?

Linhardt is a Black Eagle, and one native to Fódlan. Any who decide to study the politics of the continent would easily stumble upon his house, and connections can be drawn from there (accurate or otherwise).

She is a frequenter of the library though, even if she's most often found there late at night. Aside from her chronic reading, she also likes to fish! Not competitively though. She's not that competitive.

If you can't find them in class, the library, or at the Fishing Grounds though, just wander around the monastery a bit—they're probably asleep underneath a tree somewhere. Or in their room asleep, in which case, good luck finding them.

2. PLATONIC

write about your muse and their concept of friendship. ex. how is your muse like with friends? do they make friends easily or do they find it difficult to connect with others?

Friendship for Lin is... interesting, to say the least. They'll regard you much the same as they would any other person, but perhaps with slightly less rudeness/sass (unless you're really close, then it's worse *cough cough* CASPAR *cough cough*). The chance of summoning them with the click of your heels increases by 0.5%, so that's also a neat bonus! Really, the big thing is that they'll consciously worry about you now (when they think it's necessary to worry, otherwise, you're on your own).

The thing is, once you actually manage to pin him down, so long as you aren't asking him to do work all the time, you'd be pretty alright in his book! The threshold for 'friendship' though is rather hard to pin down—one day you're acquaintances and the next you're friends. It's not really easy to draw the line.

I can't say she makes friends easily considering she... doesn't exactly try, to be quite frank (it's part of the reason the previous bullet is so nebulous). She'd be completely content being alone forever (minus that one hamster), and she doesn't really rely on others that much except to do work she'd rather not do! Actively seeking out a friend isn't really something she does. I can't say she struggles either though—there is simply no effort made at all. Alas.

3. ANTAGONISTIC

write about your muse and the conflicts they have with other people. ex: who are they on bad terms with? what kind of people do they not get along well with? how do they act around people they don’t like?

Hubert. Also Ferdinand. Edelgard to an extent. Caspar sometimes (it's a best friends thing) /j. Yeah. Yeah.

To elaborate, anybody who expects her to put in more than the minimum amount of effort gotta be joking fr! It's not that bad if it's a misunderstanding, but if you try to force it? Yikes. (Edelgard ain't that bad fr cuz she knows when to quit! Also when to appeal. She's cool ong)

Admittedly, antagonism for Linhardt is basically the same as their normal behavior, just snarkier. More witty rebuttals and sharp comments—this man can never be anything but blunt! They're already very likely to just walk away from a conversation, but if they don't like you? Ohoho!

Won't lose sleep over it though. That's a bit too much.

4. ROMANTIC

write about your muse and their relationship with romance. ex. are they searching for love or not interested in it in the slightest? what’s their dating history like? how do they act around crushes? how would they treat their partner if they were in a relationship?

Okay 'cause this is hilarious when the muse is aromantic gwahaha!

This is an aroace lil guy—completely disinterested in romance for romance's sake (because someone tell me how he tells how many different girls they're gonna have kids together in his A-supports? Also in basically every instance it's got something to do with crests and studying them. He's a bit insane).

Their dating history is completely blank. There is actually nothing to see here.

Similarly, there are no crushes for her to act different around! This one is fairly normal (<- this post was brought to you by the Aspec Gang)

As for how he'd treat his partner if he was dating—the same way he would act if they were friends? lol? Literally nothing has changed in his mind except that there might be kisses or something. (Is there a book he can read somewhere on this? Probably.)

Oh well she's probably gonna get married off for political purposes anyway. (This post was brought to you by the Noble Clique.)

[branmuffins22]

Possible Foreshadowing in s2e3 "Echoes of the Past"???

(yes this is a joke based on that one promo, dont hurt me)

[activatingaggro]

deeply important worldbuilding details RIGHT HERE

[gay-ppl-real]

Being nonbinary/they/them is great for this because HAH

There is literally no hope of that happening!! Give up hope!!

They will NEVER get it right!!!!! Maybe if you dress weirder and whackier they'll at least hesitate on which binary label to force you into, though!

"maybe if i dress more boring i'll get gendered correctly by strangers" that's the devil talking

[unboyfriendable]

mom i'm doing numbers are you proud of me

[abrahamstalker]

Trying out the rubber hose art style!

[podcastwizard]

if you ever see a post of mine and it annoys you because it seems overtly stupid/nonsensical/ignorant it's a joke. i'm joking. i'm doing a gag, a goof, a jape, a jest. if you see the url "podcastwizard" you can take that as a /j tone indicator, with the exception of this particular post, which is dead serious.

[k1tty-wh1te]

that's my fuckign cat ...

He doesn't know what a president is. He doesnt know what a swing state is. He doesn't know what voting is. He doesn't even know what numbers are. God I wish I were him

[coolskeleton59]

Not knowing the joke is the joke, cuz I told you to tell me the joke. It’s a good way to playfully trick someone. A ruse! A jape! A jest!

[manupropriaindigo]

A Little Jest

(Originally written at some point in 2023.)

A doll set a tray of delicate, perfectly-crafted canapés on the table where its Miss sat, enjoying the time-honored tradition of late-morning tea. The witch brought a cup of tea to her smirking lips while her eyes watched.

While the witch studied her new doll closely to best gauge its performance in Service, the doll itself eyed those delicious-looking appetizers. Its new Purpose guided the doll's hands, who had carefully and lovingly prepared, assembled, and presented the canapés with a precision and mastery unseen outside of an especially opulent restaurant or party.

Were that it could also partake.

The teacup gently clinked against its saucer. "Would you like to try one, doll?" Miss asked, her piercing violet eyes enrapturing the doll's attention the instant she spoke.

The doll froze in place, a barely-audible tick inside its chest the only evidence of any spike of anxiety. Fortunate that its hands were empty at the time. "I..." A hard-learned lesson surfaced at that moment: It's best to take advantage of any hospitality a witch offers, as long as you ask in kind. "May this one?"

Miss's smirk widened. "Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ."

Tock. Its spring decompressed a bit. The doll's arm reached for a canapé, gentle whir of tiny gears under porcelain skin actuating... before they suddenly stopped short, compelled to stillness upon the precipice of actually grasping the morsel. The doll was allowed to have a canapé, but as for its ability...

It suppressed a sigh. Best for a doll not to act too offended at a witch's japes. "Can this one have a canapé?"

Miss's smirk split into a grin, and her hand gestured toward the tray. "Of course, doll. I ᴀʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ."

It's often said that small jokes and pranks at the expense of others are a natural way for some to express affection for their targets. While that bit of common knowledge was a decently-soothing balm after the fact, the doll couldn't help but feel embarrassed at Miss's tittering laugh.

It did, however, take a canapé and enjoyed it. Perfection only a doll can deliver.