#/ musing blogs wish they had this kind of pizzazz and depth.

[moonrevolutions]

some of vi's favorite perfume / fragrantica reviews...

on shocking by schiaparelli

To all those who would refer to Shocking as a "grandma fragrance" - - your grandma is a whore. Please give me her number, I want her to be my wing woman. Honey dripping over everything: gardens, thighs, kitchen cabinets, up those damn stairs, all the way to boudoir. Why wear this in winter and hide it? In the summer heat it shines, corrupting all those around it as the sweetest air of ruin. (the older the vintage, the better - - ferment that skank!).

on rauque by robert greco:

A gloomy, greasy haired biker stands in front of an opening to a cave in a damp forest. He’s holding a bouquet of violets. He ushers you in and you sit together quietly on a leather couch listening to the sounds of the woodland. You notice some mushrooms and wonder whether you left the heating on at home.

on dark vinyl musk by bohoboco:

A group of people making out intensely, some wearing heavy lipstick. Saliva. Heat. In a church while doing lines of snow off the Bible. This sexual encounter so close to demonic possession. Charismata. Speaking in tongues. My husband says it smells like a sandwich shop. We are not the same.

on yesterday by room 1015:

smells like yesterday's ass.

on female christ by 19-69:

really fruity car and panties smell. like you just had sex in a dealership vehicle and are spraying something to cover it up. not really for me but i love the fantasy of it

ngl he be talking like this regularly too in conversation for no reason. he's always had the cadence and vocab of an unhinged, but deeply poignant perfume reviewer... i should compile a list of his poetic, but troubling and fun quotes...