#/ anyway these photo drops BOIIIII.
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Chapter 21: Part 2
If you've read Part 1, welcome and please proceed! If you haven't, what're you doing here? Click here to start from the beginning!
And who else should we run into but our friendly duo? Here at the *checks notes* ...Bad Jungle?! Are you kidding me?
This is one of those things that's a little too on the nose to be believable. But I swear this is legit!
We actually did manage to get through the dungeon first try. Now if it had been the Nonsensical Castle on the other hand-
No I'm not letting that go, it was literally Hell.
Teresa: "...Hey, don't you think it's weird they both skirted around the center of the path just now?"
Andrea: "No? Why would that be weir-"
AH!! WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!
*cue Wilhelm Scream and owie-ow-ow sounds*
...Deepest of apologies for the deep-fried text on this one. I'm afraid it wasn't exactly salvageable. And as if things couldn't get any worse...
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S YA BOIIIII!!
*rumbling noise*
...Someone just dun goofed.
Southern Beedrill, I love you so much. Welcome back, pal :')
To his credit, though... Totodile takes it and runs with it, demonstrating his commitment to The Bit.
This would be absolutely terrifying if we were unevolved Pokémon without an AoE move. But... you know :D
Although something truly baffling happens when we transition to the battle:
UHHH, TOTODILE?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL US??
He was genuinely a rock type and everything! I'm honestly at a loss. I've never seen this happen before, and I have no explanation for it.
Also, here's proof this place is called the Bad Jungle. If you even care.
This fight wasn't too bad, actually! One Rare Fossil was all we needed to knock out Tropius, and Blizzard took down almost everyone else. Mewtwo needed an extra hit, but that was no problem. Really, the worst part was facing down the Suddenly-Aron Guildmaster... It went something like this:
Andrea: *repeatedly using Octazooka* Teresa: *repeatedly using Mud Slap and dropping accuracy* Aron: *keeps hitting us anyway and brings both HP bars down to red* Team Heavenly: *has no healing items and begins to nervously sweat*
Thankfully, he finally began missing when it mattered and we triumphed!
"Let's skedaddle, boys!"
"Well, they're certainly good at... skedaddling."
Sureee Linoone, go ahead and play the innocence card! I'm looking right through you 👁👁
And that's putting it mildly.
FYI: I'm skipping over the whole "Teresa using the Dimensional Scream because this treasure box seems sketch and could be a trap" thing because it's... not really necessary to the story.
...Annnnd here's the cincher. *shakes ten-year-old me for being too dumb to have all doubt expelled at this reveal* Gosh, we've managed to hit 30 images already, so I suppose let's move on to Part 3. I liked it better when I just crammed in as many photos as I could...
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yet another display of beauty, volume #43953984.
#🌙 VISAGE! LOCAL PRETTY MAGICAL BOY.#/ vi? bridge piercings?? perhaps...#/ lip ring???? perhaps.#/ anyway these photo drops BOIIIII.
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