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Make teacher ocs! Or canons w.e. Now.

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

A/N : This will be part of a fic coming soon 👀

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yourusername It’s you and me for life 🤞🏼 little girls need to learn their place and not talk out of their ass, because when it comes to him and mines, I don’t play about it and I don’t have a problem with checking a hoe 🤭😜🤪

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yourbestiename Damn okaaayyyy sis, talk yo shit.

yourusername 🤭

jackharlow You know what? As much as I was worried about this whole thing, it was hot watching you put her in her place. Let’s start making babies noooowwww!!!!!

yourusername LET’S DO IT 🤪

urbanwyatt Stfu with your lying ass, you were shitting yourself thinking y/n was going to get arrested or something.

jackharlow 🤫

user So what she said was a lie?

yourusername Sure was, bitch was just talking out of her ass.

anitta I meant no disrespect but it’s sad you’re letting a man come between our friendship

yourusername No disrespect? You lied saying you slept with my fiancé, then went to the press and gave them some fake ass intel. Then lied on my name saying I was sleeping with Daddy Yankee, not only did you lie on me and my man, you lied on a married man, a man who stays away from drama. Miss me with the girl empowerment bullshit of yours, you’re not a girls girl and people need to start seeing that. I did what I did and said what I said, and I don’t regret it.

yourusername Let this be a lesson to you and to anyone who wants to try me and my relationship next. I don’t play when it comes to my personal life, play with your mama not me. Good luck at the awards tomorrow 😘

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jackharlow Not to be cocky, but let me be cocky….. Y’all should’ve known not to mess with wifey…. She doesn’t play any games when it comes to me and our relationship. She WILL jump tables to get to someone….. I love you baby, it’s you and me until the end of time ❤️‍🔥

urbanwyatt 😭😭😭😭😭😭

2forwoyne NOT THE JUMPING TABLES BECAUSE THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

jackharlow FOR YOU!!! I was scared!!!!

neelamthadhani Meanwhile where was Urban?

urbanwyatt RECORDING THE ENTIRE THING!!!!! 🤪

druski2funnny Send that shit on the chat now!!!!!!

claybornharlow Crazy shit but how did I get water thrown at me? Your aim sucks sis

yourusername Sorry 😣 you were closer to her 🤷🏻‍♀️

yourbestiename 😭😭😭😭 Why did I miss this????

jackharlow 😩😩😩

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yourusername Greatest revenge? Beating her in all the categories she was in😜 Okaaay, I’m done being petty 🤪💅🏼 BUT THANK YOU TO MY FANS!!! You are all too good to me and I’m forever thankful for all of you. To my fiancé, thank you for always pushing me and hearing my crazy ideas, even if those ideas are being outside the box and doing things people aren’t comfortable with. Latin music has been dominated by men for so many years, so to see women do their thing and get the flowers and recognition we all deserve, that means the world.. NOW RUN IT BACK BECAUSE LIKE MY FIANCÉ SAYS, WE’RE HUNGRY AND WE GOT MORE TO DO!!!!!

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urbanwyatt It was fun watching you win and watch her face every time 💀💀💀

yourusername Urb and his messy era and I’m here for it 😈

claybornharlow Proud of you sis ❤️‍🔥

2forwoyne Shit I don’t know who was being more loud, you or jackharlow

jackharlow Me for sure 😭😭😭

claybornharlow Yeah right 🙄

badbunnypr POR ESO ERES LA DURA DE LAS DURAS 🔥 🔥 🔥

yourusername BENITO 🙈 gracias por siempre.

jackharlow So proud and in awe of you. Forever your number one fan and hype man. I love you my baby, and yes indeed, we have more to do and we’re just getting started!!!!!

yourusername I love youuuuu. Now time to focus on your album 👀

user Album????? Please share something with us.

yourusername That song that’s been all over TikTok? It’s already a hit, now imagine when the full song comes out 😮‍💨 that’s all I’m saying. Because there’s a Little Secret and I’m in love!!!!!!! 👀 🤭

jackharlow Not you dropping hints 😭🤪🤪🤪

yourusername Don’t act like you didn’t give me the green light to say that.

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jackharlow My fiancé is THAAT chick!!!!!! Watching you perform two times and seeing you win all the categories you were nominated in, it’s such a great moment. My baby did the damn thing and I’m beyond proud of her. We’re only going up from here!!!! I love you baby.

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urbanwyatt 📸 By me duhhh 🙄

yourusername Thank you Urby ❤️

yourusername Thank you bubs 🥺🫶🏻 having you and the fam with me tonight, it was extra special. I love you.

djdrama There she is 🔥 🔥 congratulations 🍾

neelamthadhani That’s right!!!! Congrats sexy mama 🙌🏼

champagnepapi Wifey is a beast 🔥

jackharlow She really is.

yourusername ☺️ 🙈

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jackharlow Celebrating her ☺️❤️ I can’t wait to marry you yourusername

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yourusername Bubs 🥺 te amoooo 🫶🏻 por vida 🙈🤪

yourusername I can’t wait to have babies with you.

jackharlow We can definitely start now, you know practice 😜

yourusername I can’t say no to that… omw 🏃🏻‍♀️

claybornharlow Get to it then because mom said there’s not even any planning going on.

yourusername It’s happening soon 🤞🏼 we’re just enjoying being engaged 🤗🙈

jackharlow We actually have a meeting with the wedding planner tomorrow so we’re excited about that.

urbanwyatt FUCKING FINALLY

cozane We can start planning for bachelor party. Strip club yes or yes??

selenosunni YES

2forwoyne Duhhh

druski2funnny Is that a trick question?

champagnepapi Don’t be getting Jacky boy in trouble now 👀

jackharlow 😩😩😩

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[soypeor]

Y’all tagging kissing replies as N.sfw now? Idk what counts as n s f w anymore bc everyday it seems like regular things are considered n s f w... can’t forget that time I saw someone tag their fc in a towel as n s f w when all you could see was their shoulders and the top of the towel around them...

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I gave him a bath and he scratched up my arms when I was drying him this his shameful face...😒

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What if I add this Dewey too and give him an Abbott Elementary AU as the music teacher?

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Sorry I've just been playing Dreamlight Valley.

Here's a funny pick of Bella, Scar and Mufasa. The drama of it all.

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So many of my muses would commit horrible acts of violence for people they love ... concerning or wholesome?

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Meme's being the way I like making most of my interactions and my inbox is still missing...

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Still wondering how the hell Moxxie could have fallen for Chaz. He’s literally so awful off the bat. I just don’t understand, surely there were better options.

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Was having a nice period where there were no bot accounts following me, now they've come back with avengence.. Of course it was too good to be true.

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i started watching bbc ghosts 👀

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I found a fc for him ...

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The way I'm so deep in denial about Dewey being dead that when I rmr he died in the last movie it comes almost as a shock to me... I just refuse to believe a wet noodle of a teen killed his grown ass.

[redhnds]

spn should have ended at s11… i say that as I come to the end of s12 and am scared to see Crowley die bc I know it’s just gonna make me angry. Also I feel like they took everything away from him this season ( his relationship with his mom which felt like it was getting better and his son in the same ep) just to kill him off? that’s cruel.

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The fact that Crowley’s intro is him making a deal with a man and having it sealed with a kiss that the man doesn’t want to follow through with because Crowley is a man and is so disgusted when he has to do it and this is framing him as a bad guy really speaks to this show’s homophobia. 👀 

Also me: Queer icon~