#&&. ME ＆ MR. WOLF … ！𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐲𝐚𝐫𝐧。(bloodyarn)

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DADDY LONG DICK JUST LANDED IN BALDUR'S GATE BABY !!! featuring: @bloodyarn , @estarion , @bonegrieve , puck's 1 million gfs & rolan ..

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              OH, FUCK ！  Booped too hard . . .  Classic durge moment.

              ❝  No, no ！❞ He resumes gently poking her to make up for it. ❝ I got too excited. I'm sorry. ❞

Then he gets an idea. ❝ Here, let me fix it ⸻ ❞ Ears perking up with delight, he leans in closer to give light kisses to the spots where he had booped evilly by accident. 

    Happy,  maniacal  laughter.    She  is  ticklish   !   Stoppppp   !    Wait--  Evil  boop.  Why  would  he  ever  do  that   ?  ?   Is  he  angry  at  her   ?   Face  tilts  away  in  shame.  Babette  didn't  want  to  make  her  Pucky  upset.

    ❝  I'm  sorry.  It's  not  you.  It's  me.  Obviously  .  .  . ❞ @bloodtwin

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this is just like that one furry anime ... beach stars ........ @bloodyarn

less painful fun colors below lol

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 。

⸻ sexual & romantic. not an exhaustive list. will add more. :o)

𝐎𝐂 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 。

&&. ME ＆ MR. WOLF … ！𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐲𝐚𝐫𝐧。(bloodyarn) // @bloodyarn

&&. MY GIRL TAKES HER DRINKS WITH DUST ＆ RUSTY RAZOR BLADES ！𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐬。(silvertiefling) // @silvertiefling

&&. SAVE A HORSE … UH。 YOU KNOW THE REST。𝐩𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤。(h3llslinger) // @h3llslinger

&&. I’D DIE IF YOU ONLY MET MY EYES ！𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤。(caniasfire) // @caniasfire

&&. I’LL ALWAYS BLEED; YOU’LL NEVER BLUSH ！𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞。(relentlessgrief) // @relentlessgrief

&&. WILL YOU JUST KISS ALREADY ！！！𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝。(crimesought) // @crimesought

𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 。

⸻ NOTE: i only ship with one version of canons.

&&. I THINK YOU’D LOOK BETTER IN A COLLAR … ！𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭。(grief-worn) // @grief-worn

&&. IF YOU’VE GOT A BODY TO BURY … I’LL BRING THE SHOVEL ＆ THE ROPE ！𝐩𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧。(starcunin) // @starcunin

&&. KNOCKING THE PIECES THE FUCK OFF THE CHESSBOARD ！𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐤。(ambitiousness) // @ambitiousness

&&. REACH OUT ＆ TOUCH FAITH ！𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐞𝐛。(spiderwarden) // @spiderwarden

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𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠  。 。 。

             latest grave robbed: BHAALTWINS BIRTHDAY 。 

@bloodyarn ⸻ ❝ It was not unlikely for the little hexblood to catch rumors. By now, she was developing a real talent for that. And when Babette heard that Puck's birthday was on the way  —  it fueled her with more excitement than any hot gossip around camp. Such a good thing people stopped asking what she was working on ; the tailor was busy with knitting  &  crocheting most of the time anyway. Nothing unusual. Unusual if she wasn't.    And how good that she had the ranger's measures written down already. Oh, glory day : FINALLY Babette was able to hand him her gift. Impressive, how she held shut about it  ( It was absolutely horrendously hard, by the way ) .     ❝ Knock knock ~ ❞     Brushing the flap of his tent aside a tiny bit, checking if he was there. The gruesome display of bones was something the seamstress got used to after the third time.     ❝ A birdy told me it was your special day, isn't that right  ? ❞ Proud was her smile when she presented a quite fine doublet she was tailoring these last days. She went all out, obviously. Black  &  gold with red details, self-stitched embroidery. Tried her hands on an artistry display of something that looked like wolf skulls. And, not to sound too braggy but, it did turn out not too bad.      ❝ A little something for you  ?  I don't know when you could wear it, but when we reach the city, there will perhaps be an opportunity for it. Maybe we can all celebrate your birthday once we are done with our hero-business  ? ❞ ❞

             IT   WAS   GIFT   ENOUGH   to see that proud smile on Babette's face. Were that the only thing Puck received that day, he would have been perfectly content. 

His tail swished back & forth at the sight, shamelessly giving away his emotions around the seamstress ( as always ) , as Puck slipped the last of his knives in his boot before striding to greet her. Though, even without the extra limb, it wasn't exactly difficult to guess his feelings. His expression alone was more than enough to tell. It softened, melting with a warmth that only existed in her presence. 

But if, somehow, even his expression went unnoticed, his words certainly couldn't: ❝ And made all the more special with you here. ❞ 

Dazzled by the little lady's face, he almost didn't notice the doublet in her hands until she mentioned wearing it. His eyes trailed down & ⸻

             ❝ Oh, wow ！You made this for me ？❞ Wag, wag, wag went that tail again. Gingerly, Puck took the garment to look at it properly, admiring the details of it. He most especially enjoyed the wolf skulls ; very fitting, very him. Ohhhh, yes. He liked this one very much. 

He held it up to his torso, grinning ear-to-ear. ❝ Babe, this is amazing . . . ❞ A chuckle as he straightened up slightly, posing with the doublet still pressed against him. ❝ Do I look very handsome ？❞

He was half-tempted to give her face a little kiss, but then she distracted him with talk of celebrating. ❝ Oh, I suppose we could do a little something, yes. ❞

Nothing too elaborate, he hoped. Making a spectacle of himself tended to be something he did by accident, not on purpose. ❝ I'll be sure to wear it then. Show off your hard work. ❞

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DARLINGTON LIFE & DEATH ADVENTURES. 2 / ？puck joined the undertaker career (tho later i'm gonna have him join the reaper career bc duhhhhhh), which fun fact: that is definitely one of the jobs i can see him taking post-bg3 so i am very excited about that.

HOWEVER that means he has to wear this stupid outfit & i don't think he likes it very much. luckily the only person whose opinion matters to him doesn't seem to mind it.

feat. @bloodyarn <3

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dogyarn for the kid meme :)))))))))

IF THEY HAD A KID. // @bloodyarn

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Name: Dagger ❝ Bob ❞ Darlington

Species: ❝ Wood Half-Elf ❞

Class: Bard

Gender: Court Jester ; pronouns are randomly drawn from a top hat every time they are referred to

General Appearance: Surprise ！It's blonde. I think all of their kids should be blonde & preppy because it is very funny for multiple reasons. 1) They have names like Dagger, 2) I know they are all falling into the dumb blonde trope, 3) Imagine going over to your blonde twink friend's house & his dad looks like buff Gerard Way. Really awesome. 

Ignore that he has Puck's face. I just really wanted her to have her dad's nose. Also her hair does the same thing as his where it swoops up like doggy ears because I said so. Other than that, I think Dagger is small & a bit squishy. :~) Also perpetually looks like she is about to throw up.  And gorgeous ！

Personality: Much to his mother's absolute horror & dismay, Dagger aspires to be a circus clown. If that wasn't clear already from its . . .  everything. They're bubbly, playful, & excitable. They wear their heart on their sleeve. Also a little bit of a crybaby & a total scaredy-cat to the point of being a bit cowardly in the face of danger. He did not get Puck's self-sacrificial hero genes at all. In fact, she is running away very quickly. This is a damsel in distress.     

Additionally, Dagger is absolutely an awkward, nervous mess like his parents. Often gets in trouble for speaking before thinking but very, very sweet & kind overall. Her ultimate goal in life is just to make people laugh. :o)

Special Talents: You ever see a guy juggle knives before ？ Dagger takes his name as a prophecy of sorts. He is also very funny, both intentionally & completely obliviously. Their comedic timing is excellent, and they have never failed to deliver a flawless punchline even when they're not doing it on purpose.  

Who they like better: Puck. He supports their clown dreams. They still love Babette though, of course.  

Who they take after more: I think it's Babette, which is quite funny. Imagine being afraid of clowns, looking in a mirror & your reflection is a fucking clown. 

Personal Headcanon(s): Though it is the oldest child, Dagger is often mistaken for the youngest. He's smaller than the rest of his siblings & is most certainly spoiled to the point of having Youngest Child Syndrome. Always gets away with not having to do any chores somehow.  

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dogyarn go

ship playlist meme. // @bloodyarn

i cant believe you would send the screenshot & expose me like that … 

Their main song: Everytime We Touch ; Cascada I'M JUST KIDDING COME BACK ！！！

Their main song: Me and Mr Wolf ; The Real Tuesday Weld - duhhhhhh. this requires no explanation, i think. literally just look at them.

The Song that plays during a romantic scene between the two: BEASTARS -wolf and rabbit- ; BEASTARS OST - *looks away* listen. of course this would be on here. when this plays at the dogyarn picnic date then you will all see

A Song to play in the background of a battle: #1 Crush ; Garbage - i had the last lil drabble from this post specifically in mind for this one. i think it would be really cool ( see: unsettling, creepy, terrifying, etc etc. ) in that context. 

The Song that plays during their wedding/most important date night: Muskrat Love ; Captain & Tennille - *sniffles* it would be so cutieful … i love this song. it suits their vibe so well, i think. you know, when he isn't thinking about eating her alive. 

The Song that plays during a fight/sad moment: Werewolf Heart ; Dead Man's Bones - ermmm … is it cheating to say the fight is a durge moment … scaries. gets so scared. imagine the kill your lover scene but it's dogyarn & this song is playing in the background. urrrghhhhhhh

The Song that describes my muse's current feelings/thoughts about your muse: Oral Fixation ; Scene Queen - this is sooooo dogyarn to me, especially from puck's pov. three words: awkward, awkward, awkward. 

The song that plays if they were to ever break-up: NO. BANNED. ILLEGAL

The song that plays when my muse thinks of yours: Blue Dress ; Depeche Mode - this meme made me realize i actually didn't have this on the dogyarn playlist on s.potify already, which is wild because it was definitely on the playlist i have for them in my phone. anyway, admittedly, this song is also kind of creepy. romantic but definitely a bit creepy. but puck is kind of a creep, so it is fitting. my beautiful pervert.

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when your girlfriend doesnt wanna woohoo in the coffin with you . . . @bloodyarn

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&&.┆THE BAG OF BONES ☠️ INBOX.  

@bloodyarn sent:

five times blurted: ( five times the receiver impulsively blurted something out to the sender ) give me the awkward dawgyawn

SOURCE: ❛ FIVE TIMES ❜ DRABBLE PROMPTS.

01.

❝ Babe- you know not every dick is knotted, right ？❞ 

                                . . .   . . .   . . .

His eyes widened. Mouth parted in shock. Such a question was awkward but fine within the privacy of their tent. However, they were not in the privacy of their tent. They were sitting by the campfire. With their friends. And he spoke much louder than he thought he would. The conversations around them seemed to come to a halt; judgmental eyes swiveled to stare at them.   

                                ❝ Uhh . . . ❞

He cleared his throat, stood up stiffly & plucked Babette up from underneath her shoulders. Her legs dangled like how a cat’s would do. Puck walked far, far, far away from the fire. To the outskirts of camp. His face was a deep shade of red when he set her down. 

Again, he cleared his throat. Squinted at her.  ❝ D- Do you ？❞ 

02.

❝ Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to be a woman. ❞

He said this, randomly, after they’d retired to their tent for the evening. He & Babette had been sitting in comfortable silence, doing their own bedtime routines. 

Puck was trimming his nails, like he did every other day just before bed. Each time, it was as if he’d gone months without cutting them. When he spoke, he looked up from his task to gaze upon the hexblood ⸻ primarily just because he could, fond smile on his lips. But he also looked at her with curiosity. Wondered what it would be like to be so graceful. So lovely. 

He understood . . .  some of what it meant to be a woman, or maybe female was a more accurate description. He had the anatomy, but he did not think that counted as womanhood because it was so hidden. He still appeared as a man. He was a man. ( Had the anatomy for that, too. ) He didn’t know. He tended not to think about these things.  

Discomfort settled in his chest. He wished he did not say anything, so he attempted to shrug it off with a mutter, ❝ Just simple curiosity, I suppose . . . ❞ & continued to trim his nails, face a bit more pink than it usually was. 

03.

                  ❝ I WILL GUT HER LIKE A FISH ！❞

Simultaneous rage & sick delight at the mental image had his face skewed into a sneer but his eyes shining brightly as he & Babette walked down the street. Well, he stalked down the street like a prowling tiger, and she timidly followed after him. His whole body tensed, and he had clench & unclench his fists to stop himself from impulsively drawing a knife from his boot. 

How DARE she ！How dare she say something like that about his darling in front of HIM !  !  !  Vile, evil, wicked woman. He hopes she rots.

That woman was lucky he didn’t rip her head off the second she opened her mouth. No, no, he had been good. He grit his teeth & sat politely ⸻ for the most part. He might have said some . . . choice words, but they were not nearly as horrible as what his mind yearned & begged him to do. He hoped she tripped & fell down a very tall flight of stairs, or stepped on a nail with her bare foot, or ⸻

A glance towards Babette. A dreadful moment of clarity. He stopped in his tracks, tail drooping as shame flooded him. 

                                ❝ I AM . . . 

❝ . . .  so deeply sorry for saying that about YOUR MOTHER. I did not mean that. ❞  I did. I REALLY did. 

04.

Puck was always horny. We knew this. I knew this, you knew this, the entire CAMP knew this. But he was relatively decent at keeping that to himself when it came to his feelings towards Babette in particular. She was a little lady who needed a little gentleman. She would also probably DIE if he said even a third of the things he thought about when all alone. Which was why he often bit the inside of his cheek when around her. 

                Sometimes, however, he made MISTAKES. Big, big mistakes . . . 

She wasn’t doing anything suggestive, accidentally or otherwise. Wasn’t even doing anything out of the ordinary, really. Just brushing her hair. 

Maybe it was because he was going through some kind of HEAT or something, maybe it was her neck ( her hair was all swept to drape over one of her shoulders & exposing the NECK. pretty, pretty, she was so pretty ⸻ ) but when Puck saw her, his knees nearly buckled from a deep-seated need. 

He approached & kissed her sweetly. Gently. As he always did, for he was so afraid she would break. He feared this & wanted it at the same time. He wanted to cradle her, touch her softly, but he yearned to pin her against the wall, hand wrapped around her throat tighter & tighter. To devour her in a single bite. It would be so EASY. He couldn’t let himself slip.  

Again, he kissed her, just as sweet as before. Then, in a whisper breathed hot & heavy in her ear, he slipped: ❝ I want to fuck you so hard that you can’t walk & need me to carry you everywhere. ❞

                                . . .   . . .   . . .

            YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD ！！！

He immediately jerked back, as if bitten by her. As if he wasn’t the one who said it. ❝ IF- I MEAN, if you wanted me to do that, of course. Hells, I'm sorry . . . ❞

05.

BLOOD. So much blood. She wasn’t supposed to see him like this. Covered in so much blood. He didn’t mean to do it. He got so ANGRY. 

Surely she already knew he was dangerous. It wasn’t as if she’d never seen him in battle before. Wasn’t as if she didn’t know there was something wrong with him. But he tried so hard to keep himself on a leash. Even in battle, he held himself back as much as he could. He needed to hide the darker side of himself. Hide it from everyone, not just her. Though from her especially. He never wanted to scare her. Did he scare her now ？

HE DID IT FOR HER. The corpse on the ground. It was for her. From across the battlefield, he could sense it. He smelled her fear & then her blood. The enemy in front of him dropped dead in an instant, and he was at Babette’s side before he could even blink. Snarling like a rabid dog, he tore her aggressor to shreds, limbs ripped off & guts spilled out. He all but bathed in their blood, and they were dead long before he stopped.  

Wild-eyed, he stared at her as he loomed over the dead body. Panting heavily, red dripping from every part of him; his mouth, his hands, his clothes. His tail batted at the ground, fingers twitching as if he were ITCHING FOR MORE. 

❝ I’m sorry . . . ❞ he rasped. I LOVE YOU. Without thinking, he stepped closer, hands open in front of him as if trying to coax a scared animal. 

                      ❝ Please- Please don’t be afraid of me. ❞

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MR. & MRS. WOLF DARLINGTON feat. @bloodyarn

(there are images with puck only in his underwear below the cut just fyi)

i didn't technically do the wedding in-game yet LOL, but i did get very excited about taking pretty pictures of them so um. thats why literally no one else is around haha. anyway dogyarn sweep!!!!!!!!!!! also bonus sleepy pics :)

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Comments or advice from Puck when recruiting Babette, please 🔫🤨

‘ i have never wanted to carry someone around in my pocket so badly until i met babette, yet at the same time, i think if i even touched her she would break. perhaps it's best just to keep my hands in my pockets instead. hm . . . ’

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. . . this is my formal apology to everyone other than @bloodyarn for the person i am about to become about this thread specifically