#& the chell is the daughter of c&c theory will always piss me off forever and ever. like there’s zero info supporting that it’s just a lame

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@shrimpvevo they’re literally so stupid and lack all critical thought like “ohhhh potato battery project says chell so shes c&c’s child & turret opera says bambina” as if c&c weren’t dead @ the time, are literally both white when chell is not, etc. chell could not have been a child on take your daughter to work day she would have already been an adult. Bambina used in that context is closer to the romantic use of baby. C&C weren’t even in a confirmed relationship. It cheapens the game and is an incredibly stupid and boring theory that I hate. And I’m not even going to touch on the “companion cube is made of humans” theory because that’s literally the dumbest theory I think I’ve ever heard and gametheory being the one behind it should make it instantly ridiculed.

@radicata in theory yes but 1&2 were already so plot heavy (& a major part of why ppl love the games) that I think it would be a let down if they got rid of that. Also I don’t think valve would ever consider it bc of how much they enjoy doing plot heavy games & are kind of known for that 😪. That being said i think it would be cool if they did what ur suggesting as like… co op dlc for portal 2 maybe? I think pbody and atlas are still alive so glados can mess with them. Or maybe chell gets to go back and pay glados bird child support.