#& I've never played Funger but that 'Fuck it we attack' meme has been in my head this whole time

[wigglyvania]

I think if I read enough dunmeshi, a little itty bitty Laios will spawn in my brain to be another voice of my own thoughts.

Like I'll be playing pokemon & poof, he's there, explaining how in pokemon, Effort Values (EVs) are a stat gained from things such as defeating pokemon & using vitamins, correspond to one of the 6 battle stats, being Hp, Atk, Sp. Atk, Def, Sp. Def, & Speed! For every 4 EVs of a single stat, that stat will gain 1 extra point at Lv. 100, of course scaled down at earlier levels so as to not have a nuclear Lv. 7 worm or something! Gen 6 & under, the cap for EVs in a single stat is 3 EVs higher than the optimal 63 point increase at 252 EVs, instead being 255! Only 510 EVs may be distributed among a single pokemon's stats, so reaching that higher cap will waste 4 EVs, plus 2 left over! Though it is a single point, I like to maximize either Atk or Sp. Atk depending on the pokemon & split the remaining 256 EVs, or 64 points, equally into Def & Sp. Def, at 32 points each! In Gen 6, Super Training is a method to easily train & roughly track EVs, either by your pokemon beating punching bags on the bottom screen or completing a minigame of shooting giant balloons of pokemon! Small bags grant 1 EV, medium bags & Lv. 1 balloons grant 4 EVs, Lv. 2 balloons grant 8 EVs, & large bags & Lv. 3 balloons grant 12! Thus, 21 large bags/Lv. 3 balloons will get you 252 EVs for 63 points, & 10 large bags/Lv. 3 balloons plus 1 Lv. 2 balloon will net you 128 EVs for 32 points! Legit I've actually written tallies on my arms about this!