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animentality · 11 months ago
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a-s-fischer · 10 months ago
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If you want a good object lesson about what we can and can't know about the past, we don't know Ea-Nasir was a dishonest merchant selling shoddy goods.
What we know is we have found a cache of complaint tablets about him selling low quality copper as high quality, in a site that was probably his own residence. We know multiple people complained he was a cheat. It's entirely possible they were right. It's also entirely possible that he kept these complaint letters as records of people he would no longer do business with, because they had made accusations and threats in order to bully him into giving them free copper. That is an equally valid interpretation of the evidence.
My point is not that we have maligned Ea-Nasir, my point is that thousands of years later, we do not and cannot know.
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peaceheather · 1 year ago
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iamthepulta · 9 months ago
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What's the first question that really pops into peoples' minds about Ea-Nasir? I'm trying to write this history down, but I'm struggling.
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whumpster-fire · 2 months ago
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Fuck you, City of Ur!
If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!
Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!
That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!
Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!
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archaeologysucks · 5 months ago
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I saw this on Twitter, and do not know the source, but I think it belongs here.
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ekjohnston · 7 months ago
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I messed up the hot glue a little bit but I'm sure my mistake will eventually be lost to time.
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rayzzamatazz · 2 months ago
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enddaysengine · 1 year ago
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[[Image ID: a quoted tweet. Original tweet is by @catacalypt on Mar 28, 2024. It contains a picture of a copper bracelet with ancient writing on it. Tweet reads “in case anyone didn’t already know I DO own a “give me my money back Ea-Nasir” bracelet in Akkadian cuneiform.” Quote tweet is by @rob_heighton on Mar 29, 2024. It reads “I wish no ill upon the owner, but the person who supplied the metal for this had the opportunity to do the funniest thing. End of image ID]]
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simstrouble · 3 months ago
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Fabien Hairstyle by simstrouble
A medium-length hairstyle for your fancy boys 🌲
Base Game Compatible
24 Swatches
All LODs, Hat Compatible, All Maps
Feminine and Masculine Frame
If you can't support me, consider using my Creator Code provided by EA Creator Network: SIMSTROUBLE
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Download (Patreon, Free) | Instagram | Pinterest
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myshunosun · 6 days ago
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Leftover Tattoos
I finally managed to finish these tattoo designs. Check out the swatch preview below. Here's what's included:
2 files: left and right leg placement options, 6 swatches each
Teen to elder, all genders and frames
Not allowed for random
Custom thumbnails
Base game compatible
Have fun with these!
Download (always free on Patreon) / Follow and support me
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presidentalpaca · 2 months ago
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reminder that EA is still a struck company
in light of the sims 1 & 2 re-release, i wanna make sure others know that SAG AFTRA has requested that nothing be purchased from EA until they negotiate and come to a contract agreement with the union.
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you can check this page for more info and any news updates that come up. when the contract is voted on by union members, there will likely be notices here and on sag aftra's social media.
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nalonzooo · 6 months ago
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you ever like someone so much
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askzloyxp · 9 months ago
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TUMBS, THIS ONE FOR YOU
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itseghost · 8 months ago
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the rude blacksmith has enchanted me. also feeling so normal about this game that i did pixel art for the first time ever to try and draw my farmer in the game style
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