#$1999.95 plus GST per tooth YES THAT'S MORE LIKE A NORMAL DENTIST'S RATE
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i've always said that daisy would make a great dentist
#dale thomas#bless#he needs to open his own dental clinic#he stops by bunnings and purchases a drill 'yeah i'm becoming a dentist!!!'#munching on a sausage while twirling the drill around in his hands#he's got all the tools: superglue and a drill and some spirit level to keep the ghosts away#he'll fix any problem#YES I'M DOING AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR DAISY'S DENTAL CLINIC SHUT UP#now he'll fix any problem (he's a fixer)#he'll rip out your dead tooth with his bear hands#he'll fill any hole (in your teeth) (but also other holes if you ask politely)#he's got his trusty assistant Alex Fasolo filling your mouth up with water until you choke and die#he'll do a full search of your clothes for candy when you enter and then give the candy to his son Cody#he'll do your dental work for the low low price of $99.95 (plus GST)#per tooth#actually that's still really cheap#$1999.95 plus GST per tooth YES THAT'S MORE LIKE A NORMAL DENTIST'S RATE#all proceeds go to carlton to help them lure their next midfielder
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