#!!! yeayh!!!

[suledins]

― Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles 

[cold--carnage]

ok as many of you may or may not know, it was a year ago that we discovered our system, and the discovery was made primarily by Dean who kinda just fucking showed up one day (turns out he'd been here for years covertly and I just thought I had the coolest imaginary friend ever and also inexplicably sometimes just acted like and wished to be referred to as Dean Winchester and somehow I thought this was normal but anyway) and thanks to that we've discovered 100+ parts and made huge strides in learning how to cope and manage our system blah blah blah ANYWAY

ya know how in spn they carve their names into the impala and then later into the table in the bunker? so it turns out Dean, over the past year, has carved Every Single One Of Our Names into the bunker table, because, and this is a direct quote: "everyone in the family gets their name on the table." so anyway upon hearing this I fucking Sobbed of course because oh my god??

anyway. on Sept 1st (our official agreed upon date to mark our system discovery) we say happy birthday to Carnage and a huge thanks to Dean and our other protector/admin type guys who help us to get our shit together and keep us safe and all that <3

[dubacheryking]

sometimes i just be thinking abt dirk strider. and waht a faggot he is.

[seth-burroughs]

All the Yomispawn in one place. According to my mind

Takumi is uhhh. He looks to be a mix of Yomi and Vivia tbh but I don't like Vivia and Yomi's got the same opinion. Also both Yomi & Vivia are trans men canonically as decided by me so I don't think it's very possible and Vivia doesn't look motivated enough to even try anyway. I am assigning Takumi as hellxander baby for multitude of reasons one of which is that extremely efficient hitman with 9999999999 confirmed killz who likes to burn bodies in his spare time not to mention the Fifth Fucking Car™ could give life to the cringest most annoying loser I've ever seen in a Kodaka trailer

Unnamed girls from old limit x despair (rip in rest) poster and thl trailer are hellectro babies I don't think I have to explain that one. Ok so lxd girl could have just dyed her hair like The Father but I think it's funnier if she was just born that way because recessive genes n shit. Both inherited Martina's family curse (terrible eyesight) (Yomi also has shit vision but he doesn't let that stop him from doing activities such as not being able to read anything 2 meters away which is very brave and inspiring to us all)

Lastly Zero is a makoyomi baby. The reason why he's so fucking weird is because he's just so sad and acting out because his parents die every day by each others' hands and he can't make them stop and murdering people with balls is his coping mechanism

You might ask "why does Yomi have so many kids" and you will not get an answer. Are they all from separate timelines or do they all exist simultenously. That is for me to decide and for you to be disturbed or mildly intrigued perhaps changed by

[mildmayfoxe]

my dark wizard post about abusing my henchmen got fifty notes which means people started roleplaying on it. that's my roleplay post. make your own post

[raytm]

i wish i could sayu im including all horny cowboy songs from the tiktok thirst traps for boothill but my playlist is like all 80s rock lmao.

[w0w0zella]

[lemonsweet]

I think it's rly funny how some creepypastas are like murderers and some are just some ppl that died bens like damn why am I here what did I do

[startersword]

AAAAAAH MY MOM IS GETTING LITTLE CAESARS FOR DINNER LET'S GOOOOOOOO

[worldwidewebzy]

RUN MX. GOOPY, RUN!!

[bonestrouslingbones]

it is frankly maybe a little bit embarrassing that it hasnt been until now, my like fourth weekend in a row spent suddenly hyperfocusing on messing with the html in this secret theme for a solid eight hours to the point that i forgot to have either lunch or dinner, that the thought has occurred to me that maybe a computer science class would do me some good

[mayortrolyphic]

RANDY VALENTINE JADE. ,,, yeayh

[i-support-the-death-penalty]

my pro noun are it. yeayh

[redgearsmovin]

Ah, figures. There's only a few fics that feature Knit Knots anyway

"No, the worst one was the one with the flying alligator and the applesauce."

"Aw but Knit Knots said they were baby turtles-"

[unintelligible]

???? ?? Knit Knots mention in S3 ?????

[sunset-synthetica]

oho yeayh cry me cry me cry me cry me a FuuF river. newsflash fucker: : : : newsfla-adultsUs can be attracted to whoever they like and that's something completely devoid of morals. what are yo gonna do, wage war against every fan of ultrakill who doesn't adhere to your ideals?? you little fucking puritan?? grow up

[spoonbenders]

oh yeayh