#!!!! but no one knows

[bonebuckets]

what’s the point in wearing my “ask me about my favorite horror podcasts” tee-shirt if no one on campus comes up to ask me about my favorite horror podcasts

[runalyn]

More Gem drabbles!!

We like gem n this was heavily inspired by my highly caffeinated brain. Also took inspo from a fic called "Chasing the horizon line" by 1watermelontea and Nine_of_Diamonds on ao3 hehe.

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What's in the waters?

Thats a question that often gets asked but remains unanswered in Geminitay's base. Some theories say that there's a giant monster lurking at the bottom. Maybe some ancient ocean dweller that inflicts curses upon people.

But Gem knows the truth, afterall she has been down there. Down there is not a nightmare no, it is a beautiful place. Normal hermits may not be able to access it.

Afterall, she is not only a regular human. Her home is the waters, both shallows and deep sea. She lurks, not preying but omly observing.

Even above water she still observes. Her neighbours are so fascinating. One so unobservant it's shocking they've managed anything and one so weird.

Who would have thought that the weird one was the one she would get along with. Maybe because he was also connected with the water. Regardless they grew closer, sometimes even playing tricks on The other neighbor.

But then one random day she was by her lighthouse observing the fish and fixing the damage from the snail. When she suddenly heard a loud crashing noise and saw smoke coming from her side of the mountain.

Of course she was curious, the fish guarding the lighthouse didn't warn her of any malice afterall. So she started to make her way up the mountain.

"Oh my god, it's a snail. I have to go tell Grian! Griann, Grian, Grian, Grian! Theres a. snail."

She didn't want to bother with boating or riding her horse so she swam there. It was far quicker as her legs quickly turned into fins.

After taking at look at his past messages she assumed he would be building the underground horse path.

Well, pestering him seemed to be the right choice. Although the way back was a definitely slower trip.

Just when they finally neared the top Grian fell through a hole. Obviously this left Gem concerned and worried if he had gotten hurt. But alas, Grian was an avian and managed to glide down landing safely.

"Why didn't you warn me there was a hole!"

"Well i dunno, i thought you had eyes"

After that whole situation happened and checking to see if the resident bird was fine, they finally approached the crater. There lied the pink snail, or as Gem would call it "lil wormy guy".

Of course she felt an immediate bond with it. As Grian had prior experience with snails, he explained a few things to her.

Then a moment later they planned for mischief. Naturally the target was the unobservant neighbour, Skizz.

The "snails" slowly took things from his base. With their help however, they were able to get them access to Tango's airship.

When her snail can't be found terrorising others it rests in the waters, lurking. Often times Gem joins her snail in the waters, swimming, watching, and plotting pranks.

Poor Skizz though, how long will it take him to realize the top of his pyramid is missing?

[devon-usher]

*squints*

Based on your most recent response you wouldn’t happen to be a fanfiction enjoyer would you

C’mon favourite trope don’t be shy

Uhm.

Uh.

Enemies to enemies who are also Involved

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[j-tee]

SHAPE HELL

Yup.

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[miggylol]

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

[anistarrose]

Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.

[feluka]

if you moralize to people in the global south about piracy youre going to hell btw. no atonement no take backsies. guaranteed hell forever permanently.

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[prokopetz]

I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.