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Back the fuck up yeah

Dan Howell

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This song is on my “Dan Howell<3″ playlist on spotify..all Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar things remind me of him...I am so glad I found Dan on Youtube back in 2009, he has made my life so much better with Danicdotes and music and lack of opinions<3 

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ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

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Reblog if you're a safe blog for new phandom members to ask questions without getting hate.

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New video! The 10 Best Life Tips You Will Ever Receive.

this was so hard to make, but so much fun haha. i’ll be stalking some rebloggers! x

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Troye Sivan - Touch (layered edit)

WEAR HEADPHONES: LEFT EAR - VERSE 1; RIGHT EAR - VERSE 

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Very sorry honey for contacting, I want to discover your feedback. I made my designed blog page game and I ask you to try it. Could you do this favor? Will not take a moment even.. Really would assist to read if it's playable. Thanx Alice :*

I will try it

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Repost this in 10 seconds or serious dancing Phil will kill you in your sleep

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Tronnor Giveaway!!!

Yup. I wanted to do a little giveaway as a thank you to all my followers! This fandom is honestly the best one I’ve ever been part of and I love every single one of you.

The winner will get to choose TWO of the following:

- Physical copy of A Work in Progress by Connor Franta (preorder) - TRXYE beanie - Internet Kids Never Sleep poster signed by Connor - Tronnor beanie from Urban Outfitters

Rules:

- You have to be following me, because this is a little follower celebration. - You can reblog as many times as you want - Likes don’t count (you can like it to keep track of it though) - No giveaway blogs

The giveaway will end at 6:00 AM GMT on Thursday, April 16.

I’ll pick a winner using a random number generator and message them. If they don’t reply within a day, I’ll pick someone else. I will also ship anywhere.

If you have any questions, drop me an ask!

Good luck everyone!

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I want all the stuffs <3

Tronnor Giveaway!!!

Yup. I wanted to do a little giveaway as a thank you to all my followers! This fandom is honestly the best one I’ve ever been part of and I love every single one of you.

The winner will get to choose TWO of the following:

- Physical copy of A Work in Progress by Connor Franta (preorder) - TRXYE beanie - Internet Kids Never Sleep poster signed by Connor - Tronnor beanie from Urban Outfitters

Rules:

- You have to be following me, because this is a little follower celebration. - You can reblog as many times as you want - Likes don’t count (you can like it to keep track of it though) - No giveaway blogs

The giveaway will end at 6:00 AM GMT on Thursday, April 16.

I’ll pick a winner using a random number generator and message them. If they don’t reply within a day, I’ll pick someone else. I will also ship anywhere.

If you have any questions, drop me an ask!

Good luck everyone!

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5k Giveaway!!!

I recently hit 5k Thank you so so much!

In honor of this celebration, I’m doing a giveaway!

There will be only 1 winner, so keep an eye out!

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The Rules

–You need to be following me (I will check)

–Only reblogs count. Likes are only for bookmarking. Reblog as many times as you want!

–Contest blogs don’t count.

–Feel free to leave questions in my ask :)

You will win…

– A Paperback copy of “Fangirl” by Rainbow Rowell

– A Hardcover copy of “Lets Make a Band” Official 5SOS book

– Spirited Away and My Neighbor Totoro DVD’s

– CD of American Beauty/American Psycho by Fall Out Boy

– £20 Giftcard for the Dan and Phil Shop

–Two Yankee Candles in scents “Bunny Cake” and “Peeps Marshmallow Chicks”

– A selfie stick

– A Hoppity Poppity Lush Bath Bomb

–Kermet and Marbles stuffed Toys (collectable)

I am able to afford these things  because of you guys shopping at my store and I really appreciate all of you.

The contest starts NOW and will end on April 10, 2015.

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phil’s sweatshirt and no fringe what have we done to deserve this

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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

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AmazingPhil

Yesterday, I made a post about Phil and I got many likes and reblogs. I am so grateful that us (the phandom) care so much. (Thanks for the reblogs by the way <3) One of the posts under it from one of the reblogs was wonderful. So I will now talk about it :D

AmazingPhil has less subscriptions than DanIsNotOnFire... I know it is not fair, I know it doesn’t make sense...but, can we all agree on one thing really quick? In my opinion, I would rather have Phil to have a less amount of subscribers that love and care about him, and like his videos and not worrying whether or not what he looks like in the videos. I would rather him have subscribers that love him for who and what he is. Dan has more subscribers because some of them most likely only subscribed because he is hot. Phil is hot too. I know Phil deserves wayyyyyy more subscribers than he has now but in all honesty I want him to have loyal and loving subscribers like Dan does. 

Now, I am not saying that all of Dan’s subscribers are like that obviously...like the phandom is great. But the people I am talking about are the people who subscribed to him and not Phil, the people who only like Dan because of his looks, the people that I mentioned in the other post that are ignorant and are ugly on the inside. Superficial people that only care about looks. I don’t really know how to explain this more into detail without disrespecting anybody which is something I do not want to do...so I guess that’s it really. 

I guess that most of you who reblogged and liked my last post like these types of posts so I figured I would post another one addressing the comment below it :D  I really love danisnotonfire and amazingphil and all of you guys who support them just like I do <3 In this Phandom...you can easily pick out the fake fans. 

I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH AND I HOPE YOU LOVE THIS POST AS MUCH AS I LOVED WRITING IT <3

p.s.( I’m trying to help Dan out and start spreading the crap out of the Nicer Internet thing so...yeah <3)

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Kendrick Lamar really gives me life <3

His new album is really ace tbqfh :D