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love going on callout posts for "thinks cnc is okay" and seeing people talk about how us freaks need the electric chair. fantasizing about violence is okay as long as its not sexual, funny that

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im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

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also pls tag the first game you remember playing

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Y'know. There are a lot of people who say "problematic" when they actually mean "sinful". And I kind of wish they would just say "sinful".

It'd be more honest about their perspective, and it'd save me time trying to determine whether they're critiquing something in good faith or just being reactionary conservatives.

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darn it

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

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purge of 2002? of 2012? what ARE those?

Oh, how quickly the past is forgotten. 

They are part of the reason A03 is a thing now. Not the whole reason, but part of it. 

The Great Purges of 2002 and 2012 are when ff.net got a wild hair up their ass about THINK OF THE CHILDREN and nuked any fic posted on there that was explicit. Thousands upon thousands of nc-17 smutfics were lost.

It’s what led to the creation of alternate hosting sites for smutty fic…AdultFanfiction was the one I went to…but thousands of fics would never be recovered. 

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It gets funnier every time.

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naming my blades Polite Request and Gentle Reminder

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So funny that people think Gale is shy about sex when he is canonically like, "I like your musk. I'm so turned on right now by all this danger we're in and killing we just did and how hot you look after fighting. Lae'zel, do you have any tips for using psionics with sex? Here's my sex book with a picture of people having sex on the cover, do you wanna try some things from it? It surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue."

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Stars, hide your fires;

Let not light see my black and deep desires.

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artist: laserlluis

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Ominous collection for your viewing pleasure.

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I was gifted bathtub bulgestarion for my bday what should I do with him. Good and bad ideas please