22, fairly oddparents/oc art atm, 18+ only no minors. no age in bio/proship/terf/ai/nft DNI
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A lot of good choices, but I'll have to with Scooby-Doo. But what's your favorite from this list?
And while we are here, please share and donate to help a woman widowed from this genocide and her two young children. They live on a tent on the beach in the middle of winter, and things are hard.
flyers (eng + es) + vet
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Scariest thing that can happen to a guy is your phone dies while you're using your front facing camera to take a picture of a weird rash and it uploads it to everywhere and sends it to everyone. Second scariest thing is probably Dracula attackula π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§
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and what if I used my comically large mallet
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JACKASS!!!!
#im gonna fucking throw up#oh my god#hob#h#hogiuu#a#oh ymg do#jesus#richar.d#c#im#im not normal aboht this#i wil nevrr be normal oh my gid dear jesus christ#others art#Hggz#RICHARD WHEN I FUCKING GRT YIU
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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One hand blogging the other strokin that thang π―π―
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hey! i've been in talks with Mohammed/@help-mona.
their campaign (verified here) has been going on for quite a while, and donations have significantly slowed down.
i've been a bit destitute lately, but i was able to chip in 50 euros.
i'd love to see someone match my donation, or even match 10% of it.
if you can't, i'd greatly appreciate it if you could help spread it around.
even with small donations, little by little we can build bridges to safety.
but only if people are willing to help lay the bricks.
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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something
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last night i woke up at like 3 am after dreaming of a cartoon villainess who was a 3 inch tall evil sorceress and frantically wrote her name down in my notes app terrified i wouldnβt remember what it was
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How to jack off
Jacking off for first time
Jacking off dangers
Jacking off death toll
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you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try
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