Hello I am a Smol Child who likes hair dye, please be nice to me. Cuddles and kisses and pillow forts.StRangE-Sami 2k16
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A girlās natural habitat is in a bed with many blankets and pillows and itās inhumane to remove her from her natural habitat
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this comment on the NYTās carbonara recipe that uses bacon, tomato ketchup, and parmesanā¦ā¦.Godās mind
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all debates abt the artistic merits of fanfiction fail to recognize the purpose of fic. you donāt write fic to be published or to learn how to construct a narrative although you can use it to develop style. you write it so that your friends will message youĀ ābestie youāre utterly deranged for this one im eating dirtāĀ
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How slutty would you say you are?
In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. Iām lazy.
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i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please donāt underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.
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Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
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Iāve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were likeĀ āsmack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.ā Youād be like yeah thatās some wizard shit.Ā
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Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.
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